hey! here's something for you guys to chew on. i was digging through a pile of books and i found this horoscope book! it's called: it's happy bunny what's you sign? and the dude who wrote it is... jim benton?? gee. sounds like tim berton.. heck. and i memorised the horoscopes in order. [deep breath in] aries,tarus,gemini,cancer,leo,virgo,libra,scorpio,sagittarius,capricornaquarius, pices.!! yay! i'm a virgo so obviously i'll read mine!!
VIRGO THE VIRGIN[not all virgoes stay virgin though...only a handful do. so what's up with THE VIRGIN? ah well.]
YOU: are intelligent,reliable,and diligent.[hey! waddaya know! i'm in 1 d!!]
OTHER: virgos are fussy, critical worry-warts, and lots of the ones that are guys are not that happy that their sign is a girl so they lie and say they are leos.
you know what? lets fix this right now. from now on, a man virgo is called a mango, snd that's final
OTHER: books, details, and telling people that their sign is a pretty girl[mangoes, you can tell people that your sign is a bulldog or a piranha or something like that]
RULING COLOUR: light green RULING PLANET: mercury HOW VIRGOS SEE THE WORLD: make the stupid people shut up.
haha. now i shall write libra's in case my guitar teacher checks my blog again. she can object as much as she wants! haha!
LIRA THE SCALES[as in the scales to measure weight]
YOU: are charming,romantic, and friendly
OTHER: libras are gullible[evil grin and laugh].indecisive and easily influenced.
LIKES: sharing, parties, and seesaws
RULING COLOUR: buh-looooo RULING PLANET:venus HOW LIBRA SEES THE WORLD: it's sad your mom dresses you like that.
i'll go tease my guitar teacher about this!!
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&Disclaimer
I am Rachel.
My aspiration is to go to the university of agriculture so never have to use my brain again.
Bill Shakespeare is, for reasons unknown, my friend muse.
I am also currently recruiting a lookalike so they can take my exams for me. I ABHOR SCHOOL..
&Silly cookie
I WANT TO BE LIBERATED FROM THE HORROR THAT IS MY DAILY SCHOOL LIFE (or lack thereof).
