hey! here's something for you guys to chew on. i was digging through a pile of books and i found this horoscope book! it's called: it's happy bunny what's you sign? and the dude who wrote it is... jim benton?? gee. sounds like tim berton.. heck. and i memorised the horoscopes in order. [deep breath in] aries,tarus,gemini,cancer,leo,virgo,libra,scorpio,sagittarius,capricornaquarius, pices.!! yay! i'm a virgo so obviously i'll read mine!!
VIRGO THE VIRGIN[not all virgoes stay virgin though...only a handful do. so what's up with THE VIRGIN? ah well.]
YOU: are intelligent,reliable,and diligent.[hey! waddaya know! i'm in 1 d!!]
OTHER: virgos are fussy, critical worry-warts, and lots of the ones that are guys are not that happy that their sign is a girl so they lie and say they are leos.
you know what? lets fix this right now. from now on, a man virgo is called a mango, snd that's final
OTHER: books, details, and telling people that their sign is a pretty girl[mangoes, you can tell people that your sign is a bulldog or a piranha or something like that]
RULING COLOUR: light green RULING PLANET: mercury HOW VIRGOS SEE THE WORLD: make the stupid people shut up.
haha. now i shall write libra's in case my guitar teacher checks my blog again. she can object as much as she wants! haha!
LIRA THE SCALES[as in the scales to measure weight]
YOU: are charming,romantic, and friendly
OTHER: libras are gullible[evil grin and laugh].indecisive and easily influenced.
LIKES: sharing, parties, and seesaws
RULING COLOUR: buh-looooo RULING PLANET:venus HOW LIBRA SEES THE WORLD: it's sad your mom dresses you like that.
i'll go tease my guitar teacher about this!!
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&Disclaimer
I am Rachel.
My aspiration is to go to the university of agriculture so never have to use my brain again.
Bill Shakespeare is, for reasons unknown, my friend muse.
I am also currently recruiting a lookalike so they can take my exams for me. I ABHOR SCHOOL..
&Silly cookie
I WANT TO BE LIBERATED FROM THE HORROR THAT IS MY DAILY SCHOOL LIFE (or lack thereof).
This skin was entirely made by vintage.veggie. Resources used have been credited, strictly no touching any of the credits. Basecodes were done by me as well.
