Wednesday, February 28, 2007
so i did badly for the first term. what the shit is going to happen to me. and i hate that stupid asshole bitch. keep picking on me. well hope you and your big fanny get beaten up real soon.and i feel damn lethargic. i cant keep awake in lessons and i have on going headaches. and now i have to stay back on friday to redo my ting xie. what is up with all this. and even if i get 100 marks, i'll only get 50. why? because teacher says it's only fair. well she can take that phrase and swallow it whole. hope you choke to death. i'm prefectly fine with my marks niw. even if it's a fail. why drag me into this thing anyway?my school is full of freaks.mr imran's lesson today was very very very funny. unlike ol' paroniod mrs ****. wants us to act our age. how is it to act our age anyway? shut up and listen? hah. we are only kids. how quiet can she expect us to be. i'm 14. dont expect me to act like an adult.okay i'm gonna go learn my stuff. hope i pass or somthing.
3:30 AM
Sunday, February 25, 2007
i shall use this shade of grey. i was supposed to go sirin's house to do project but.. long story.yesterday i went cold storage to go shopping while my parents wait for my sister. it was freezing in there i tell you. it was super cold. at first i thought it'll be nice but it was very very cold. okay so my point was made. so i bought some honey glazed chicken. i didnt buy the whole chicken but i forgot which part i bought. the chicken i bought really warmed my stomach. i didnt eat it or anything. i just held the bag on my stomach as i walked around. i looked stupid cuz i had a basket with me so.. let your imagination run.and after that i went to my father's borther's house [so that makes him my uncle. not the house. his brother.] and had steamboat. we went there because it was it was a new house.. housewarming.. stuff like that.then i went my grama's house and eat steamboat again. and i stayed there until 1 am. just cus my dad was playing a computer game. it involes insects and colourful stones. so i dont know how he found it interesting.i'm doomed. we need to hand up the project soon. die luh.
12:06 AM
Friday, February 23, 2007
i'll type in grey for a while till i find a suitable colour. since hte blogger background is white and mine is blue i'll just have to sample them. blue A, blue B, blue C, blue D. i'll go check my blog later.anyway, i've put FOUR songs on my blog and they are sticking out of the box but ah heck. those are good songs so go click around. and, my does robert post sound nice. red hot chilli peppers are so-so cuz i dont like their recent album. barenaked ladies cannot be judged by me because this is the only song i know that is nice. sarah mclachlan puts you to sleep. but the song is still nice.today was nothing but a shit day. the dance teachers has nicer temper. although she was purposely going so fast that i couldnt keep up. art teachers is an ass. someone whistled. and what does she do? she picks up her shrill tone and says " eh girls! this is still school time! whistle for what huh?" geez. what's wrong with whistling? she goes under the list of paranoid teachers.and guess who just had to ruin my mood again? actually hor, you dont have to guess. for the last few weeks i've been complaining about her so I'll just skip to the point where she says a lot of crap because most of the class didnt do homework. she IS the waste of time. she i hope day when she realises this, she can take her tougue and tie it in a knot. she probably already has one knot [which explains her funny speech] so having another shouldnt hurt.and chinese lit was fun. for the first time we played three rounds of bingo without getting caught. the stupid pregnant teacher kept staring lah! i feel like kicking her stomach. but that's too harsh. i told jean that if she had a dick, i'd make her an eunuch. but what jean heared was " if she had a dick, i'd pull it out." which is.. rather sick. then she and sirin had an indepth meeting about how the man gets castrated.sirin: how do they castrate them?jean: i think they cut off the thingy.sirin: really? i just thought cut off the balls.jean: no. the cut it off and they have to pee like a girl. i see before me and sirin: WHAT?! EE!jean: no! not like that! they just explain!sirin: but if they cut it off, how do they pee?jean: they leave a bit i think.sirin: but wouldnt the end be flat or something?jean: maybe they carve it.sirin: i still dont know how they can pee.jean: ai ya! i draw for you lah!and all the while when this happened, i was sitting in between them. it was so disgusting. and no i did not look at the drawing. when i said i was disgusted, jean kept going "balls! balls!" and huiyi thought i was corrupting her mind.
3:00 AM
Thursday, February 22, 2007
test
3:05 AM
i'm very very angry with a certain someone. my EL teacher. you see she gives us a passage with made up words and we have to decide what those words are. like replace them. it just so happen that there was a word "redick" in there and she seemed to think it was funny to say " girls, dont get horny." man i want to punch her. she talking about herself. gees.and infocomm was not anybetter. it was BORING! and my eyelids are drooping cuz of the too much staring at the screen. we did a collage today. so i used a photo of dogs and cats and mr bean's teddy.and thank you to huiyi for helping me make a nice little flash box.
2:49 AM
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
today was crazy. okay so lessons were a bore [as perusual] and so i shall skip to the part where i choke on whole swallowed corn. and sadly i've lost my interest in them. and i've also lost my interest of complaining cuz i basically irritated everyone by saying" i feel like puking because of corn!"
new blogskin. it was the first one i saw and i just took it. rather random, huh? so apparently, i have no idea what to do about this missing tagboard of mine. please help anyone!
6:52 AM
oh my gosh someone help me with the god damned tagboard!
6:18 AM
Friday, February 16, 2007
yesterday we had the same old boring priest- come- to- school- to -sprout- nonsense. everyone was was so bored they actually lit up when there were china people dancing. and pricilla kept pinching the skin of her squishy orange and she was squishing it more. damn gross i tell you. speaking of oranges, jean threw one of her oranges out of the balcony and she stuffed another into a tiny plastic contain her she forced the lid one. then when she opened it again, the juice was kinda coming out and the orange had a flat top. it's sick.then it was tyt's lesson and we had to do some shit presentation. and she sat on my seat and now it's infested with fleas. then she asked us to hand up some stuff into her pigeon hole. why dont we do it more conveniently and stuff it up her asshole. i swear i've never met a more disgusting teacher ever.oh and then there was chinese lit. at first we were fine [we meaning kristin jean sirin debra and me and esther] because esther was playing with chun hui and the rest of us were playing bingo. then they turned off the lights and showed us an uber boring and very long video. within half an hour 80% of my class was sprawled all over their seats sleeping. the first two rows somehow didnt feel comfy enough to sleep and the other classes were mostly wide awake. and so was chun hui. if only she slept, we'd be the only row with all seven people sleeping. everyone had almost the same pose due to lack of space. so there's the prop against your seat and sleep like you're on a bed. then there's the put elbow and table and hope your cheek doesnt get red from leaning on your hand. then there's the cross your arms and tilt your head down so your fringe covers you eyes. and the put your hands on the small table and lay your head there hoping you'll be comfy enough to go back to sleep. everyone kept waking up and going back to sleep because therwe was an occasional burst of light from the screen or the opening through the door. and the sound was very loud. so i had a good laugh seeing how many people knocked out.then after school i changed my guitar strings! well, really it wasnt me but my teacher. then i went for some annual dance production put up by the students from NUS's eusoff hall. so because my dad was some guest, we got good seats and food but i fell asleep like i do every year. the hall is divided into 5 blocks. A,B,C,D and E. i live in block B. there's this guy's son from block E and he started a convasation with me. really friendly. and he's 20 but looks like 16. he's hongkong resident so he entered the uni without needing to do NS. when he left you know what my mom said? " you know ah rachel, this daniel is only 6 years lder than you. give it a few years and you might hook up with him eh?" then she gave my the wink wink thingy.geez la. why would my MOTHER suddenly say something like that. it's so.. unnatural and too open. so he's cute [okay so maybe he's hot] but honestly, i've never seen him around before. also meaning i dont know him.mother's are so weird. you can start an arguement with them so easily and they can turn so friendly and TOO OPEN suddenly.
7:12 PM
Thursday, February 15, 2007
today i only had a half day of school. had to see a doc for some stupid blob on my eye lid that's pressing on my eyeball. so fortunately i didnt have to stick around nibbling biscuits or seeing tyt and hearing her powderful english. apparently, i came hope and took some birght orange medicine and fell asleep sitting upright. the doc said i couldnt lie down for an hour after eating the medicine. and now my visions all blurry and i have a terrible headache.
and my worst nightmare is gonna come soon
MY MOM WANTS ME TO HAVE A FRINGE!!
this epic tale is coming to you soon. keep watch for it.
she says that i have to cut my hair short [meaning i cant tie my hair] and having had a ponytail for so long i obviously objected. so i made a stupid agreement to have bangs.BANGS! i have no idea how stupid it'll turn out.
so now i'm just slumping against anything that supports my weight and i cant go into my room cuz the termite exterminaters sprayed some disgusting smelling thingy into the wall and i bet when i go in, it'll be a buggy graveyard. with the rotten teeny tiny little disgusting [this is good for discribtive writting] ugly brown white termites lieing here there and on their backs.
i'm gonna freak.
I CANT WAIT TILL CHINESE NEW YEAR! all that money is making me drool. gah! money money money. man i cant wait.
so happy valentines and total defence and thanks for the people who gave me gummies.
i should make a song on gummies
12:46 AM
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
i am overjoyed! i am officially in infocomm!actually i was in infocomm since tuesday!and today is valentines day and happy valentines to all you louverly people who gave me stuff in which i did not return.!jean was telling that i should be happy. but how? i felt so uncomfortable with a lump in my eyelid which was completely distracting me during the stupid chinese test that i definitly flunked. so i got gummies and candy and chocolate and i stuffed them all into a wee little container that esther gave me.so i was very guilty about leaving everything in the fridge. tomorrow is science test. i am going to mug tonight. i hate the chinese teacher for being such a friggin asshole and i hate my math teacher cuz sje completely paraniod. every single noise someone makes, her eyes go straight to jean rachel esther or debra. and then she starts calling our name and then yak yak yak like a clueless cukoo. and damn that shit teacher who comes in during common test. when i give out to the first person, he says " okay girls time starts now" i feel like slapping him acroos is big fat hole you call his mouth. whats more is he looks like an overly large pig. i hate almmost so much things. so i couldnt feel happy at all. but mr imran is nice nice nice. he give us hershey kisses! i ate in front of mrs seah during TW and she didnt seem to notice. i want to fall sick. i want to die so i can haunt everyone i hate.
3:06 AM
Friday, February 09, 2007
today was a bad day. that stupid friggin dance teacher. actually, she's not to blame. it's ourschool to blame. who asked them to hire an unwanted dance teacher? and we have to play somemore. what shit is this. then i got picked on and i think i turned red. and then we have this backstreet boy video move. the robot hands thing. it's very stupid.and today we have the mucus-in-curry-noodles. and the if you have liquid and i have paper, hence liquid paper. all verylame stuff. in the morning, esther was asking around for liquid paper. the she say " i need liquid paper!" so then i said that if she has liquid, i have paper.then during art, debra kept asking people how to pronounce whore. she was tapping a few people going " eh, how do you pronounce w- h- o- r- e-?" so amusing. then it was english. and oh my gosh it was horrendous so i wont bother talking about it.then, it was the boring almighty chinese literature. jean, sirin and i were playing bingo.i got bingo. jean got bingoo. and sirin asked why we all called out the wrong numbers. after just one pathetic game, we had to look like we were concentrating and shit as we do every week [oh and jean doesnt usually really sit next to me. she just happened to change place] and watch lou make a fool of herself. then some video came on and this old man [who i must say looks like a duck] was hosting the show. he kept using his litle ugly grey hanky to wipe around his mouth. like those perverts. after amusing my boredom by moaning and sleeping, went back to class and did some stupid reflection thingy. life sucks when you hate you're school. i've wasted 8 years in that school and i dont know why i'm still there. unbelieveable.oh well. some things just come and go. hopefully the fews years i've left here go past fast.ph mr sun ,sun mr golden sun etc.
5:31 AM
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
isnt this picture pretty? i'm happy today. mr imran accepted me into infocomm. for the time being he said in case i wanted to change. which i wish not to. but he's so cool la! that other teacher say no vacancy and mr imran mangaes to find me a spot in micro- mouse. he's so nice.
bless him for finding me a spot. amitoufu. i suddenly realise that if you say amitoufu with a slang, it sounds like "army toufu". how funkae is that? who knew the army had toufu. anyway i'll have to show up in infocomm on thursday otherwise he'll assume that i dont want the cca. and when you speak to him up close it's scary cuz he sounds like he's gonna scream at you any moment.
now. just how am i going to get S.L. to sign the paper. oh darn. why the hell didnt i think of it. but i'm still celebrating! i celebrate until i forget to study for my test. and i'm still happy. maybe in the morning i'll freak.
today was terrible. more so than yesterday. jean poke me with her compus needle [on purpose. you can tell from her grin] i said ow [natural reaction to pain] and jean says" pain meh?" then she poke herself and said ow. JEAN, PLEASE DONT DRAW ON MY TABLE WITH PERMANANT MARKER!
7:20 AM
Monday, February 05, 2007
I LUBBS MY SCIENCE TEACHER!!!!!!![ when i say lubs, it means in a i thank you for not being a sour pus]so here i was in math class. with a ball of paper i crushed up earlier. in a moment of annoyance, someone [either me or jean] started a poke fight which lead to excessive laughter and a one time aim at the other's head. i believe jean threw the paper ball at my ear and i clasped my ear while she sniggered away and took the ball and i aimed at her head and we were like laughing idiots.i think jasmine and jingyi were laughing at. i wonder at what.we got back our math paper today. i believe i got a b3. in anycase i was showning deebs my paper and i think it got caught in esther's chair cuz the first page fell off. so debra was " oh rachel dont cry" and i started to "wail" and mrs seah saw me and said " rachel and jean must change place" wth. we were being jolly! oh and the geog teacher. dont even get me started. she's so what la! her mouth is sick and her arms are like jelly and she looks like a bulldog. and then she was wearing a purple shirt with a shiny flower in the middle. she was so trying to act young. how many old women who are shorter than the OHP do you see wearing a PURPLE SHIRT WITH A FLOWER SMACK IN THE CENTER? well i must say she is into the floral designs. and they look sickening.after school my dad wasnt gonna pick me up till 3.30 so i decided to follow debra around to see . s.l to confirm her cca change. s.l had many visitors so she was going " rachel, run across and see if she's still talking" we walk back and forth so manytimes but apparently she wasnt done tormenting the students inside. school life sucks. if ever i become successful, i'll never have my secondary school on my thank you list.your the reason in my life,you're my inspiration/ constipation/ perspiration/ ineducation/ anything that ends with "tion"
7:14 AM
Sunday, February 04, 2007
i think i'm having insomnia.or whatever that is. basically i have lack of sleep.and i got lucky and found some pop tarts in the fridge. chocolate sundae too. and i also found some chocolates my mom bought from germany. went digging for more and found a wang wang biscuit. after scoffing those, i walked around the house for 15 mins and i dropped onto my bed and slept for 4 hours. i woke up and found myself tangle in a mass of blankets. so had to have a little wriggle match. then i got up and walked about and my maid told me my father bought guppies. and i was in horror cuz my place has loads of cats.and the last time my sister brought back guppies, they all dies. even the pregnant ones. sad eh? but they looked disgusting. but the guppies my dad bought were those cute ones with the shiny blue tail that is bigger that it's body. so cute. the swim here swim there and then my dad says " i'm putting it into the fountain to eat larvae." so technically the fishes are gonna die young. my dad puts pesticide in the water everyday la.how will they survive.so S.L. allowed me to change my cca. but not before telling one hour of crap. and she said it was to make me "understand" that one mistake can cause great consiquences. as if i didnt know. joining guides is a good example. but she had to go on and on and on and what the hell i almost fell asleep. now it's all up to the teacher in charge of infocomm to accept me. he's nice. but he still needs anger management. his temper is very very bad. even my temper isnt that bad.so i prance here prance there but i end up falling asleep and i find myself sitting in front of the computer once i wake up. so i eat some crispy pink coloured, but oily, cracker. koropok i think. i still havent done most of my homework. so what reason am i gonna give tomorrow? it's either " i left my file under my table" or " i forgot to bring" i use those so often i think the teachers are suspecting me. i want to drop into normal then i'll do well and become someone who earns big bucks and make st nicks so sorry they detest normal students. but that's just wishful thinking. i'll probably end up lazing around and rotting. i found a mars bar in my fridge. i'm gonna eat that now.
2:03 AM
