i had to get a hundred percent for music. i had to pick the easiest song. stupid me. NOW I'LL HAVE TO FIND A MUSIC SHEET. i'm so annoyed. and peeved. wait. peeved is something like annoyed. i think... so i'm thinking of useing the dont know why score by norah jones for the god damned test. and this is stupid. i got 21/25 for d and t. 4 marks short and i'd get full marks. 4 marks. loads of people vowed to kill me for getting so high. kristin mentioned something about eating my brains. she asked me if i wanted roast brains or steamed brains. from the tone of her voice, i wasnt sure if she wanted to kill me to get smarter or she told me that cuz she was bored. and then after putting up with cherly's and valencia's lacquer-on-hand-you-are-so-gonna-pay-war, i went to huiyi who was trying to untangle the mass of horribe colored pink strings.speaking of horrid colored, i am reminded of bio. mrs tan was talking about worms in your stomach. and she told the class that once she saw something fall out of a boy's butt and she actually went to look at it. it was a worm and she said it was a nice pink color. why is she always where the sick stuff happen? yea so i helped huiyi try to untangle. when we were almost done with the strings, celine said she wanted it back, snatched it,CRUSHED IT UP AND STUFFED IT INTO HER POCKET. all our efforts went down the loo. i feel like crushing the string and stuffing it up her ass. haha. no. not really. then we went to the hall and looked at some men dressed in a skirts with lacy frills underneath[i sat in front and everytime they turned around, it sorta lifted so yea.] and the lion. oh my god. the lion. it was this hidious thing with blue stockings. BLUE STOCKINGS! and i was to believe that it was a lion. at the end of everything, cherly and huiyi were like " hey! lets abuse rachel!" and they started to poke me. just when i screamed at them, miss jaya went up to the stage and said " ok girls, i need to alert you. there has been cases of a flasher at macs so please be on your guard. i didnt want to tell you this in front of the primary kids because they might not understand the meaning of flasher." can you imagine? a little kid going " a flasher? whats wrong with flashing [refering to a torchlight]" that would be so wrong. but the kids in my school are a bit naive. and way too innocent. and their socks are way too high. but the china kids are worst. they came to our school and they were probably about 15 16? and their socks were 10 cm about their ankle. and everyone was like wah. their socks so high. so toot. after schhol, found out i spotted my mom's car. much to my amusment, she wasnt there and her handphone was in the car and the door was unlocked. then i found out my mom went to the toilet. and i need someone who draws catoons. you see i was having a talk with neo on msn and i told her how much i hate vitamin c
rach: i hate vitamin c.
rach: as in the singer.
mich: yea. me too.
rach: can you magine
rach: a tablet
rach: vitamin c one
rach: singin?
mich told me it was funny. but i just dont get it. and it's my joke so it's a bit of an embarrassment. and i feel like buying something off ebay. like a laptop. haha. i might as well just buy one. but i have no money! [gasp] haha.
6:04 AM



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12:51 AM



life has never been a bed of roses. hell ya. that i have to agree with.of all the nutty pharses in the whole of my vocab book, i agree with this pharse the most. i think. today was tuition day so i sat there and listen to my tutor talk about something and then, i cut in to distract and man i did a good job. i distracted her for like 20 mins. here and there i will distract her so... we only had tuition for 45 mins i think. it was so fun to distract her. anyway, i realised that i have become a looney. either i was too tired to notice or i was to involed to realise what i was doing. yesterday was POP. some uniform group stuff. being in girl guides i, obviously, have to go. oh and before POP was guides. and we had some physical training stuff. we had to run around the track twice. AND with our hair braided. in guides if you have long hair, it is a must to braid your hair. i didnt want to tie my hair when we were changing into our uniform so i asked my friends PL to help me braid. and then much too every sec one's shock, we have physical training! gasp. so there i was, running with braids. i look like an idiot myself when i run. i run like a mad chicken. can you imagine a mad chicken in braids? it's not very nice is it? after that, we were made to play captains ball. some of those SAP students were afraid of losing so some of them played dirty. they snatch the ball they push you till you drop the ball, they crowd around the goal keeper and i seriously mean crowd around. the whole of the other team just flocked in and covered our goal keeper! they dont even know how to play captains ball! ok so anyway after they 'tough' physical training, we went to change into the guide u. and it was so hot! as in the heat. like the toilet had no circulation AT ALL. everyone was pratically sweating like hell. so we had to go to 2 loyalty to put our bags and when we found it we were over joyed. why? because it was an airaon classroom and the room was cold. so then we went to the hall. joanna and i were kinda like the last few so we ran like mad. only to be told that we didnt need to go to the hall. yet. so we were sitting down and trying to cool down. and it was super hot. in the hall, i fell asleep. and one sec 3 poked me and told me to stay awake.haha. it was stupid. what's stupider was that i wore my hat the wrong way. it was stupid. and so embarrassing. at the dinner buffet at school, joanna and i lost our appetites so we went to the bridge and it was deserted and black so joanna went there and barked. and boy can she bark! it really sounds like a dog. and there we saw our FT who was gorging himself with food. lots of food. as we have noticed, about every 30 mins or less, he will go to the food table and take more food. i dont think he knows the meaning of obese. we went to the place linking the primary blocks together and i decided to say hi to mr tan. he took 10 seconds to realise who was calling him. hello? i was right above him. i felt like saying " eh! are you deaf? i'm just above you, you moron!" he seriously needs hearing aids. sigh. i cant cook! i have to pick up something.. but what? shit. never mind. i'll just hold back my fear until the test comes up.
3:58 AM



watched singapore idol for fun. and jasmine had a cauli flower in the middle of her dress... and paul..yes..he has the best vocals.. then there's rahima!! whoo! she rocks! and i wasted 60 cents. my cousin came over, took my phone to play a game, saw paul, screamed, punched in some buttons and voted for him. joanna did ask me to vote but i only intend to do so if he was in the semi finals. so there. today was a BORING day. same routine. went to school, sat down, looked around, took out unfinished homework, and did it in a jiffy. listen to the english teacher blabber his ass off. almost died of over detailed explaination during bio. all huiyi's fault. okay. first of all, she was explaining all the organs. when she got to the rectum, she kept poking there. it was like [talk] [poke] [poke] [poke] [talk some more] etc. huiyi went to ask something about the anus [dont get me wrong. i just have noothing else to post] and mrs tan started telling us about some metal rod. it's not very clear what i'm talking about but i wont bother beacause it's super ew. so had french fries for recess. put extra ketchup so it looked disgusting. went for chinese lit. sniggered cuz the teachers locked the other class out. and most importantly. i fell asleep! well, every now and then. then maths. the teacher walked in with lots of chalkon her behind. and she was wearing a black skirt. so you can imagine how obvious that would've been. and then, mr tan came in to act retarded. first, he told us some people walk pass him like that: he cocked his head to an angle and started walking like a retard. hell. he is a retard. then he asked us how to say hello in different languages. i dont know who but someone shouted out" ahmitoofu." i think it's crystal. huiyi did the honors of telling mr tan how to say hello in retarded lang. it was so obvious. all you need to do is go "duh..." and he actually did it. with a retarded walk. so yea. it made him look like a huge idiot. and that's pretty much my day. i wrote a compo. about this mentally ill woman. and i'll skip the important part. in the end she commited suicide. she threw herself off a cliff. i showed huiyi and. one word. "sadist." not that i mind really. i've been under the weather.. so.. no biggie. i shall go and make myself a cup of coffee. i need to do my work. which i owe to an old hag. maybe not coffee. tea would do. lipton's not bad. night people!
8:45 AM



you know, when i've enough money, i might go overseas and become a farmer. who doesnt love the silentness of the country side? o0! or maybe i'll own a bar! you know those bars with cute chairs and tables! and not to mention those nice looking martinis! i dont know how strong those are but who cares! as long as it looks and tastes great, no one cares! and it will be one of those destressing bars that dont show soccer during the world cup. speaking of the devil, a few teachers were asking"eh! did you watch the world cup? who won?etc." we all know italy won. i didnt have to watch it. just listen to the radio. they're more efficent than staying up late and staring at the telly. and my ft is super lame. he was telling us about stealing copyrighted things and he called me and you know what he said? that ass said" oh rachel! did you steal copyrighted things?" and he turned to the other girls and said" you know one girl in that artical is called rachel." wahliao. waste of my time. and today, we were watching some boring and absolutly retarded clip. it was about some chinese dudes fighting the other chinese dudes[did i mention they all look like pigs?] and some dude got shot will a poisoned arrow and some other dude had to cut open his flesh and scrape the poison off the bone and um.. it was so digusting! they showed the guy cutting into the flesh and scraping the poison out. it was disgusting! and i still cant get over the ollie tabooger thing. it's so funny! guides sucks. yea yea. i've said it like a thousand times. today the sec 4s made us march around and they are critisising us! should be was critisising. heck! i am not giving them anything for their farewell. pleh to them. stupid guides. they dont deserve anything.
1:56 AM



you know i'm going to have a reputation for being the weakest person in class. during PE on friday we were playing TABLE TENNIS and i felt like FAINTING. i feel pretty un-sporty. and the reason? simple. a stupid headache. again. and i was told SIX TIMES that i look dead. angie said i look pale. and i gave her the face saying [duh...i AM pale. i'm ALWAYS pale.] and i guess she realised what i meant because she added 'i mean you look paler than usual.' speaking of angie, jasmine from singapore idol reminds me of angie. i have no idea why. but..i like the quote dick said to her. he told her she blossomed from a potatoe sack to a flower. a cauli flower. it was amusing. o0. and paul twohill. ja arranged her bangs in such a way that it resimbled paul's and it was again, amusing. and hady. yes. he reminds me of a guy i know. but of course the guy's much younger than hady. gosh. why the heck am i talking about singapore idol? oh well. my mom went to the USA and she brought back clothes for my sis, beef jerky and bars of chocolate for whoever wants to eat them, bra's for my aunties[you know all the sizes were like B 34. or is it 34 B? heck] and she got me a necklace i'll probably never wear until i'm 20 something and a bottle of perfume. that smells like grapefruit. and i realised that i have out grown my two piece swiming suit. time to get a new tankini! even though i dont know when i'll wear it. i hardly go swiming now but i'll buy one anyway. oh. and i'm happy with myself. i can finally do a power chourd! i still mute one or two strings but it's better than muting five strings. Pin if you're reading this, i have diligently practiced! but i havent written the notes yet...i'll do it someother time i guess. i feel lazy. the whole day i was slugging around the house and moaning like an ailing person. i was supposed to do my work but my hunger got the better of me. i was so upset. they didnt show malcom in the middle today! all because of some stupid show called dugongs and dragons. the whole story line is pathetic and ever so crappy. well not as bad as the i not stupid series but...i think i shall stop critisising. I LOVE MATCHBOX 20!!!!! i think they've split up but they rock! after that there's rob thomas. i dont like all his songs but i like one. it's called ever the same. it's so nice. even the video's nice. i saw the lonely no more video. it was horrible. blocks of the wall were coming in and out. and there was this part where he was shaking his butt. and it was not very pleasing. it was rather pleh. another thing i find pleh. my dad watching soccer at 1 in the morning. you can hear him sigh and yelp in delight. unfortunatly i dont have any brothers and i hope i wont have any brothers. but all that depends on my parents. surely two is enough. when i get married i dont think i want to have any kids. better still. i dont want to get married. or i can marry and divorce. then i get to keep the ring and the pretty dress. oh. and i am suddenly having a flash back. on friday... yea. the maths teacher was envasizing on the last syllubus of algebra. so it was like algeBRA. and the bio teacher. wah. she's worst. she pronounced organisation as organisextion. and crystal and jean were on the verge of laughing very loudly. everytime she said it, they would smile and snigger. oh and during bio we were talking about cells i think. she was talking about what? those things you find floating in the cytoplasm and the whole class wasnt listening to her. she was talking about those squiggly stuff and we were asked to draw it. someone behind xiaoyi said she didnt know how to draw it and someone told her to draw sausages[no dirty thoughts please].and she made us watch this clip that we've already watched. a few times. and i have changed my chinese tutor for the fourth tme. yup. i really hate my tutors. but this one is nice. she's 24 and yea. she understand why i have to use english for certain things. unlike those old hags who force me to use chinese in everything. i'm looking forward to tomorrow. there's the don and drew show on 98.7fm. vernon a and justin ang acting really retardedly and cracking up sick jokes but i could really use a laugh. i havent smiled once today. hui yi calls me her sadistic twin. why twin? because people keep saying we look alike. so hui yi decided to become 'twins'. because for one, we think alike[yea yea. great minds think alike] and we are virgos! and whenever we do quizes, we get the same result. and quizzes. i was doing this quiz on humour [what is your humour?] i got dark humour. whatever that means and there was this question.
if you surname was Tabooger, would you name your child ollie?
1. no
2. why not?
3. ollie tabooger. haha! i'll eat a booger! haha. hilarious.
yup those were the options. and i choose number 3. it's hilarious and besides. which kid whats to be teased? imagine. the poor follow. and behind him are people chanting "OLLIE EATS BOOGERS!" IN CASE YOU DONT GET IT, LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY. ollie tabooger. oll iet a booger. god help you if you still dont get it.
6:13 AM



pink makes me sick but there's no other colour that will work will my blog skin. i was reading 8 days and there was this page where they explain where the money of you ticket , the superman movie ticket, goes to.so they say:
$0.50 - personal trainer, muscel building supplements, and hearty steak meals to beef brandon routh up for the superman costume
$0.50 - salaries for 30 visual-effects artists who slogged for months to recurrect the late marlon brando as superman's dad jor-el, useing foottage shot in 1978.
$2.50 - the over 80 sets built for the film in australia, which includedthe kent farm.
$1 - CG to create dazzling outer space scences.
$1 - the numerous adjustments made to the costume's codpiece to make it more PG after complaints that brandon's crotch was too supersized.
$0.05 - hair gel and curling tongs.
$2 - salaries for the actors.
$1.20 - cost of the 100 costumes.
and the rest you need not know. so hees. and i have a HEAD ACHE again. and i refuse to take my medcine. ooh! and i have something i want everyone to know! i am changing my chinese tutor for the fourth tme! hees! it took a whole lot of argueing and criticizing to get my mom to change the teacher. and she even called me her fucking daughter. but i really dont care. i'm gonna end here! bye bye!
4:08 AM



i made up a tune on my guitar..but i havent come up with a song to write. and i dont intend to...but who cares. i'm BORED. there's nothing to do and i have a splitting headache. but it saved me from the walkathon and guides. so whooo hooo for the headache...i feel like i'm flying though. weird. but interesting. i'm going to the docotrs in 14 minutes to get a MC for guides...and i have a running nose. again. oh well. i've got some bio homework. i like bio surprisingly...it definity more entertaining than physics.. even though the teacher isnt very good at pronouncing her words. she pronouced phlegm as fregm. and she keeps talking about those paramesium in your throat that causes the phlegm. once she said balls a few times and a few people were..giggling? i guess the bio teacher doesnt know what it means. those old teachers like 40-50 dont even know the obscene hand gesture. they use their middle to point things out. they probably think it's very fun. well hell to them. hell to them all! in anycase, mrs sushilla has left the school much to everyone's disappointment. and mrs goh was crying when she made her speech. i think that was an act. i mean hello? the fatso of a principal didnt even cry. she sounded CHEERFUL! what a bunch of morons. people who think that miss choo meant what she said are pretty naive.. that old hag probably made up her speech and put a little exaggeration into it. but i do miss mrs sushilla. she's a good teacher. much better than that idiot adrain wong dude. or should i say woman.. well the school has enough homosexuals. anymore of these people and i'm going to tranfer out of st nicks. but the fun thing about accusing a gay teacher of being gay is that you can make up hilarious stories and tease roger[not her real name] about it. and then you can get some people to help spread the word.hmm.i wonder if anyone of the male species in our school are so gay they marry men. like elton john and that guy called david. cant remember his surname. and oh. i just realised that the male species in the primary section are nearly extinct! there's sunny ho[married and not gay] jeremy chai[single probably gay and many girls have a crush on him. but i find him pleh] lui [married , is sissy and is partially bald] and i guess thats about it. man. out of the 30 something teachers there, only 3 are male! ok so moving on the male species in the secondary block that i know. seth tan a,k,a beth tan [single but going to get wed, gay] , edmund yong [single, likes wearing disco shirts, gay]lee and tay[ not sure about their martial status but gay] adrain wong [sissy. it's not confirmed whether he's gay or nay]. so 5 teachers i know in the secondary block are either gay or sissy. what has the school become? hiring gay teachers. wtf! cant they hire straight people? eurgh whats wrong with that fat bouncer anyway? she doesnt deserve to be a principal. what a moron. and every morning, she bores the whole school with her dreadful story telling skills. if she has any skills that is. that stupid arse hole. she'll have hell to pay in her next life. hell to her.
8:15 PM