i went to cold storage just now with my mom cuz i was bored. so i went there to squander her moolah! joking joking..... although i was kinda responsible for the overall price coming to be around 81 bucks.

so while my mom was paying for the food, i went to look at the advertisements that were pinned up on the big bulletin board. i was scanning through the stuff (coffee maker, trapoline, action figure, breast feeding pillow... a used one that is) and i saw this advertisement:

Mandarin Tutor.

internationally aclaimed tutor from godknowswhere. effectively bilingual.

at this point i wasn't sure if the person was exaggerating but i figured from what i read so far that she probably isn't that bad. then i went to the middle part and almost burst out laughing.

she wrote:

.... beautiful, good voice. good fashion sense....

look, bimbo, serioudly. who's gonna hire you as a mandarin tutor because you have good fashion sense and are, i quote, 'beautiful'? really. plus, look at our chinese teachers. majority aren't all that, ahem, good looking.

anyways, i came home, made macaronie, felt fat, and went to watch teevee :) must study!
6:37 AM



with the poisoned milk crazed going 'bout, my sister is getting more paranoid by the minute. one second she tells the maid that she shouldn't cook or eat blah blah blah and the next minute she's screaming

"OHMYGOSH YOU SEND RABBIT CANDY BACK TO YOUR SON RIGHT, ROSE?! HAS HE EATEN?! IS HE SICK (touch wood touch wood) AND AND BABY (my wee little cousin. her name's charisse, i think, but everyone call's her baby. with the exception of me) ALSO ATE CANDY THE OTHER DAY!"

i was studying and i told her to shut it and then she goes all "whaddeva".

yay two more weeks to end of end of exams and i am looking forward to it! YIPPEE
6:29 AM



one reason why guys in the west think that asians are losers :








haha they call themselves hou she nan shen. Back Dorm Boys. okay who am i kidding. they're quite funny. and at the same time, maybe a tad bit painful to watch:)
10:33 PM



my com crashed and for the last few days, blogger refused to work! so anyways, i was reading this article on msn news and i found it so amusing. and the title was:

Drag queen Daniel Radcliffe

aha here's a link so you can read the article.

so the article says that radcliffe wants to do drag so he can wear loads of eye make up. and i'm like, ou don't have to be in a dress to wear loads of eye make up... i mean look at all the emo kids! panda eyes are totally in.

and the article also mentions that 'he has no interest in finding a girlfriend because he is too busy.' right.. at this point, i'm starting to think that this guy's a bit, how should i put this, curved (hint: either you're straight or you're______).

then i read the last part and i kinda sorta found it funny cuz he says: 'Most of my friends have been girls, and I see how they are with their boyfriends and I think, I couldn't do that. I just don't have the time.'

oh yea. he's definitely curved. :)

yea this is kinda late but thanks y'all for my birthday presents!
6:29 PM