A new stage.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

i'm going overseas tomorrow. to a foreign land that doesnt speak much english. if they do however, they sound like tyt.

anyway, i went kinokunia to do some book shopping. i was looking arounf the young adults section and i realised that there are a lot of deluded teen novels there. got bored so i went over to the health section. then in the middle of the shelf, i saw a book that said"hot sex and how to do it". i'm wondering why it's there in the health section. is sex even part of health? then i wonder how a person can publish such a thick book just explaining about hot sex. i mean look at molly. she can explain sex in a few sentences! it's just sick.

bought a book that looks a bit shabby. it was printed that way. but it looks like it's falling apart. bleh.

1:05 AM

Friday, May 25, 2007

went to the dentist today. had a minor toothache. the dentist that was assigned to me was a guy. i walked in to see a man with a huge mole above his eye brow and the rest of his face was covered by a mask. i sit down on the chair and i see his coat with a badge that says "dr koh". nothing weird about that. so i look down and i see

NEON ORANGE TRACK SHOES!!!!

you'd expect a dentist to be wearing boring black shoes. first time i saw a dentist wearing

NEON ORANGE TRACK SHOES!!!!

SO after that he injects some anaesthetic. and then he drills and the feeling is just really gross cuz it's like everything is shaking. then the nurse jabs the saliva suction thingy down my throat by accident and i kinda choked. so rough. then he puts the filling and he pressed damn hard. halfway through, the nurse said something and the dentist let out a girly giggle.

just like molly. (shudder)

so i go home and guitar teacher comes. i was so embarrassed. my mouth was like screwed. it was malfunctioning. teacher told me about her gentle dentist. then we talked and she stayed 20 minutes more. talking. hardly did any guitar stuff throughout the whole lesson! hmph. but it was fun and funny though.

had lots of fun today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6:23 AM

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

oh the agony! went to little india today. was dying in the sun. mrs tan was actually quite nice. helping us take a picture. BUT the place was a bit gross. we walked pass this place and there was a bee, some shit and a cockroach. shudder.

then vanessa and i went to seven eleven(along with a herd of dehydrating people) and bought slurpy. i bought apple! and i drank too fast and got a stomach ache and a slight brain freeze.

had lunch at some restaurant called the banana leaf apolo. food was not bad. lemonade was a little bit sour. it made me sleepy though. then it rained. and i slept on the bus. kept waking up cuz the bus kept jerking. it felt so good to sleep in the bus. it was air-conditioned and the food and the rain made you drowsy.

i had to visit the dentist. on the way, i overheard an awkward conversation between a male teacher and a female teacher.

male:..........beautiful young skin!
female: haha! thank you!
male: how old are you?
female: 32
male teacher: (gay gasp) 32!
female: (girly gasp) yes! 32!

if you were there, you'd get goosebumps. i hate enrichment week. it sucks.

6:38 AM

Friday, May 11, 2007

oh my. yesterday the class prefect walked by me and said" eh, you're from diligence. why are you here?" and she pushed me into the diligence lane. then pricilla pushed me back and i told the prefect that i was from charity. then she kept saying" dont argue with me! go back to your class la!" then the diligence prefect dragged her away and i could hear her say" she's in charity meh?" how insulting. my class prefect cannot recognise me and other class prefect can. sulk. turns out, she mixed me up with huiyi. whoopee.

today was okay. had a giggle fit during macbeth. so stupid la. anyway, after recess tyt didnt come so the class was free. the class felt so big. half the class went for jubilatee so the other half didnt really make much noise. so then some people started painting their faces silver. pretty funny to watch other people get "painted". then miss goh came in and said that she'd be leaving the school for treatment. she was such a good teacher! apparently all the good teachers are gone now. cheryl started crying. then jean and janna and a whole chain reaction was triggered.

i didnt dry though. dont know why. felt sad but felt no need to cry. i mean, she is coming back.

get well soon miss goh!

5:04 AM

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

today was the slackest day ever. chinese teacher didnt come today! common test period was free period. fell asleep on debra's table apparently. and it left a mark on my forehead, which i found out later because jean told me.

then it was TYT's lesson. she's so IRRITATING. she calls my register number SO often and she has the nerve to ask me what my register number is. so i say 25. and she says "what?" and i say "twenty-FIVE" and she complains that there's no need for me to exaggerate on the number.

my advice: go get some hearing aids woman.

then was chinese. as i said, chniese teacher didnt come. so in walks this woman with big nostrils and tells us to finish some compo by recess. then after lingering around for 10-15 mins, she left. and EVERYONE was refering to their notes and the class was like"WHOOO!"

recess. normal. went to orange bowl and mixed a lot of chilli into my lao shu fen because no one wanted to take it. bad idea. my tongue was on fire.

then was science. and it was so funny. she was explaining on mensturation and she pointed to something on the screen. then:

whoosh

wind comes in and blows up the floral table cloth she wore as a top and exposed a white spare tire. and she didnt care. or didnt know i think. and you could see her granny panties! and i was right in front. and whenever she stands in front of my table, she kinda pushes against it. it annoying really. and she showed us a picture of a placenta. gross.

hopped over to the drama studio for assembly to be lectured by pricipal. at the end, she asked for some views i think. then someone stood up and she said that teachers are biased. pricipal is so irritating. she was not even explaining anything with why the teachers were biased.

all the teachers faces were black. except for molly l. she was smiling like a fool. then she kept looking at her boobs. grossness.

MACBETH MACBETH MACBETH!
BEWARE LENOX!
YOUR GAY PARTNER IN CRIME!

4:56 AM

Sunday, May 06, 2007

imagine one day you wake up and decide to go to takashimaya for no good reason.

you get out of bed and take a cab there and the first thing you so is go to a random store and buy pretzels because you havent eaten breakfast.

then you think" maybe i should go shopping" and scoot up to the third floor and look at the pretty dishes. then you get bored and decide to go to the baby section to get a gift for your aunt's newborn.

all of a sudden, you see two familiar heads sticking up from the 'baby's clothes' section. and you realise that they are two male teacher who have taught you before! you take a closer look and see that they are pointing at little pink dresses and booties and are squealing like mad.

if that really happens, what do you think your expression would be?

a) they're gay
b) they're gay
c) they're gay
d) one of them is pregnant.
e) they're gay and really want kids but they cant have kids cuz none of them is female. so they buy a plastic doll and love dressing the doll up.

the answer is pretty obvious isnt it?

1:34 AM

Thursday, May 03, 2007

today was pretty much overwhelming. bio was all about REPRODUCTION AND PUBERTY. before that she was talking about what, transpiration " ... and so the water wapour..." she cant pronounce "v". puberty never felt so gross. she was talking about hair growth in pubic areas and then she went " y'all understand or not? ai yah come. i draw for you." it's bad enough she shakes all her body fats while shaking a test tube. and she showed us a picture of naked women and dudes. they dont even look like people. and she says that women tend to be more pear shaped. i think she's just suggesting that we get big booties so she wont be the odd one out.

and for PE, well, what can i say? we played five stones! can you believe it? physical education and we're playing kampong games. and we also played this "dodge ball" kind of game where instead of huge hard balls (dont even start with the "it sounds sick!" comment), we use small sponge ones. and i hugged a pole. at the end, the teacher said " usually to make it more exciting, we add more balls.." heh. teachers just arent aware of their words anymore.

during chinese debra and esther kept making fish faces and laughing like hyenas. then there was a black out. so yay!

then walked to macs. on the way lydia and debra kept poking my face and i was yelling at them. bought a crunchie bar and a tuna sandwitch.

so infocomm started and we had to make a web page. wanted to write a title but couldnt think of one. so jolene wrote " xiwen is gay with muscely legs. gasp."(hint: muscely legs is a female teacher). but then we decided on " micheal jackson loves my kids+++++" then for sub-title she wrote" it's all about me" and we put a picture of jensen in one of the boxes. all unrelated stuff but it's fun though.

5:37 AM

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

speech day today. had to do my speech. why? because the stupid teacher "coincidentally" pick my number. much to my utter suprise.

i hate orange bowl's fishballs.

4:46 AM

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

yesterday, had five items. i hate myself. i cant do incline pull ups for nuts. i could only motivate and hold myself up for three pathetic pull ups. three. anyway, i'm happy with my standing broad jump and my run. better than last year.

oh and i found out the dudes in my school are deaf. i was standing next to the teacher from last year and cheering on people really loudly in his ear in hopes that he'll show the slightest itch of agitation. but no. just another blockhead.

bio is killing me. and i thought learning the human anatomy in pri 5 was hard. i'm trying to learn digestion and all the stupid enzymes but they just seem to disappear. how long till i can rest?! and it's labour day today. and i havent started on my speech yet. shit. TYT i definitely gonna ask me to go and present my speech tomorrow. without a doubt. i hate her to bits.

somewhere under that "girly" and "act nice" disguise, she's probably a stupid w***e.

6:20 AM