chen has name scolded us today. cuz we were showing attitude. and someone i think said "fuck". and he was like " you fuck air ah? fuck yourself ah?" oh something like that. then he went on to say stuff like how bad he was... and his english was very powderful. he said " you got fuck the teacher in front of class before? i got!". but he like the only person* who talks SO openenly about the f word. then we came back late and prawny was throwing a tandrum ( "you come so late and expect me to release you! and you dont even do my work! what did you say? what?! too noisy! cannot hear! how come you all dont answer my question huh? if dont answer i wont let you off!)

today, my dad came to school to pick me up. and i open the door only to find out that he's listening to enrique iglesias. you know.. the ping pong guy?

anyway i've got something to show you guys!















marilyn manson everyone. with his ex wife, dita von teese and a kaola. he looks like a dork here. but in all his other pictures, he looks so freakish sissy and goth. note the stupid cap, shades and his mouth. when he wears make up his lips look swollen.





yea. like that.
2:13 AM



i feel a sudden pang of depression. i dont know why.

yesterday, i had "menstrual cramps" and was unable to d pe. and so i ended up "assisting" people who were trying to do a handstand. there was this china guy teaching the primary kids how to jump and all that gym stuff. and he looked so... paedophile-ish. when the little girl jumps onto the ramp and doesnt make it, the guy will give this look (and yes. i did find that look very pervertic. i mean, i find everything pervertic). and and and HE SITS LIKE A WOMAN!!! he crosses his legs like... well, how we are supposed to. but it just looks so blea!

then i was recess

bong bong

and after that was chinese. and we were given apples! yea. then h lao shi came in. and she got all pissy and made us throw away our half eaten apples. i think h lao shi is just jealous she cant eat :D someone is gonna kill me for saying this but WHATEVER! then i kept laughing during her lesson and jean got miffed.

and prawny wore a blouse and some new shoes. and most surprisingly, she still looked like a moron! and i dont think she washes her hair. it's so disgustingly messy. then she returned us our test paper and, to no surprise, i failed. again. for some reason i cant bring myself to accept the fact that i DESPERATELY NEED TUITION!!! oh and sirin said she'd help me ask her friend if he could tutor my in chem. for free.

and tonight i'm going to a barbecue! yay! looking forward to the marsh mellows!
7:10 PM





8:21 AM



esther has requested that i do the quiz on her blog. each player...something... 10 weird things... tag people.

1) i collect empty boxes and leave them lying around
2) i watch channal news asia for no reason
3) i hate wind instruments
4) i think jockeys are stupid
5) i think sports is stupid
6) i think this quiz is stupid
7) when i say "orh", it means i'm not listening
8) i like sheep
9) i dont like sling bags
10) i used to be into voodoo doll

people whom i want to do this quiz: everyone i've linked ( except cupcake and nosh with me).
6:25 AM




10:53 PM



i found ginji on someone's web page.


8:00 AM



oh man. today was just... hectic i guess. i think i'm going to fail my geog test. i wrote the right answer. then i cancelled it cuz i thought it was wrong. i cant believe i'm so dumb. and PE was just stupid. so was science.

and recess was only half an hour but we stayed there until 11.15. then i followed xiwen and debra to the staff room to see mr imran to clarify the cip thing. then we went back to class and got permission to use our handphones to ask our rents something. so we were just wasting time out there and "talking to our parents seriously on the phone"("hello? dad! this is serious! i need to go! it's really really important. do you want to see me in JC? this helps me get into JC! and - is she still looking? is prawny still looking?").

then we tried to escape class and when we got caught, i said we were looking for my SIM card which had mysteriously flown from my phone to 2 meters away. so i just threw at the floor and was all " oh look! i found it!". it was so stupid.

and ian gave us this feedback form. and someone wrote my name. except that it wasnt "rachel ho". it was "Rachel bolonee". i suspected it was jean because of the handwriting but she said it wasnt her. i went to ask sirin. but sirin was only bothered about the fact that she touched me without me screaming my head off. okay... that didnt come out right.

and i made a paper frog yesterday and left it on the table. surprisingly, no one threw it away. i should have brought it home...

then we managed to escape prawny and go for lunch. and then we proceeded to the forum and we thought they left without us. then we saw mr imran coming. so we got on the bus and stoned.

then when we got there, they were playing bowling. with plastic pins and balls. dont think sick. and we were recording the marks and the sec ones were going " yay! YAY! yyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa!!!!!". and xiwen was throwing the ball to the sec ones at the other side of the room. there was this girl whose name starts with "n". she was the one who caught the balls. but she missed and grabbed her own boob.

then the old men were doing all sorts of weird poses. and the pins kept getting knocked into us. then mr imran suddenly came back and the old guy called willie started talking to him about arrows. i think. and mr imran was trying to act interested but it was like he wasnt even trying. haha. then the aunty was chasing us to hurry and give out the food. and i was forced to take a chocolate muffin.

and then xiwen was chasing me and was trying to nick a chocolate chip off my muffin. as i was paranoid( you would get paranoid too if everyone was poking you and you were trying not to make a commotion), i tried all means to prevent her from getting that chocolate chip. but i gave it too her anyway. and i told the sec ones to stuff their faces.

then on the bus, the sec ones were so noisy. they asked xiwen to imagine one of their friend in a bikini top and panties. and xiwen asked" wait, what colour? yellow polka-dotted is it?". and they were saying something like" narrissa ( yea i think that's her name) is sexy like whhhooooop!". then they went to make fun of xiwen( "xixi is sexy like shhhiiiit!"). i can only imagine what would go on in sweaty camel's mind.
4:01 AM



i am so sleepy. and my face is all blotchy. i came to school feeling like crap. and then i so was tired during english. miss table was droning. so i conveniently took a nap on the table. we had to look up on famous indian people. and i was doing Aishwarya Ria. or whatever her name is. sherry was doing Gandhi( is that how you spell it?). i wanted to do dalai lama but he was from tibet.

so during chinese, i nearly died. it was SO boring. and my ting xie is like shit. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and esther kept saying "ratatouille" and i was dying.

so then was art. and i had the humiliating job of cutting a teardrop out of a piece of fabric. and sirin was "serenading" me.

then history was it. i just fell asleep. and miss law poked me. so i sat up and supported my head with my arm. and i fell asleep with my mouth open. this time, miss law didnt seem to mind.

then was maths. and prawny kept saying she's hot. which is BLEAUGH.
5:20 AM



yesterday, i went to the padang to see some annual nus rag and flag day. basically, students from each hall has to create a float made up of recycled material. and they have to dance too.

so i went there and it was so hot. the first group came up and started dancing. i must say, they look like kindergarten kids. then i got hungry and i dragged my dad to the drink stall. then my dad went to say hi to some of his students. but they didnt say hi because they were putting green paint all over themselves. it was so windy at the back. and did i mention the seats were super wobbly?

then we went back and another group came up. first they were in police suits and they were marching. then one of the police men started singing to this woman who was supposed to be his bride. then they all started waltzing. yes. in their police uniform. you can imagine how ridiculous that is.

then the sun came out and everyone was being baked. i thought i was tanned but i just turned red. and today, i'm white again. prawny smsed me thrice and called me twice. it asked stupid questions like, "where are you?" "are you going to get a new hand phone?" "so when are you going to fix your computer?"( i told her my handphone delays my sms. which is partially true. and my internet connection was screwed. that was very true.)

i feel so depressed. i have to study for ting xie....

do you know who baba is?
7:56 PM



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care to tell me why i'm not doing my homework?
8:36 PM





12:07 AM



hey people. happy national day. my day started off with a bang. literally.

i knocked my head against the ladder on my bed again. and now my arm is stiff. *sniff*
10:46 PM





1:51 AM



changed my blogskin and i intend to change it again on my birthday. unless the featured skin that day is ugly. few more hours till national day people. FEEL the exhilaration.


1:34 AM



today was boring boring boring. I TELL YOU EVERYTHING! a few people , including me, got scolded by tyt today she was asking us why we havent done an opening paragraph thing she gave us on friday. lydia said she was sleeping and i think kimberly said the same thing vanessa said she was playing ( " were you playing with yourself or were you playing with clarissa? i dont see what's so funny.") and i said i was doing homework, which is a total lie.

then was chinese and i realised that the woman is becoming more like any other stupid st nicks teachers. nag nag nag non-stop. as if we dont get enough of that at home.

lets skip over to recess. okay boring.

and so it was art. also boring.

and then was history with miss l. what can i say. i learnt nothing.

THEN WAS MATHS AND FREAK THAT I NEARLY DIED OF STOMACH CRAMPS. yesterday, sherlyn asked prawny if she knew david beckam. then prawny came to school and introduced some people to us.

Kaka from brazil
Micheal owen from england
Stephen something from england.

and i laughed so hard. why? because of Kaka. i mean, what kind of name is that? Hi! my name is Kaka! is your name Baba by any chance? it was so funny. then. then we wanted to ask prawny if she knew who Baba is. baba, apparently, is our dear friend from a nursery rhyme. so in other words, baba is black sheep. black sheep is baba. BAAAAA.

twinkle is a little star, winnie is the pooh, mary, well she had a little lamb... so on and so forth.

then we approached prawny to ask:

sherlyn: prawny...do you swim?
prawny: what? do you know that you all are very disruptive? keep on laughing! disrupt my lesson you know!
debra: what?!
prawny: yes. you keep on laughing and you always interrupt me....
rachel: do you know baba?
sherlyn: haha.
prawny: you see? keep on interrupting me!
debra: why you so defensive?
prawny: i'm not defensive. and you all treat me so unfairly...
rachel: the world is unfair
sherlyn: she never answer our question!
prawny: dont interrupt me. you never pay attention! keep laughing!
rachel: but we understand!
prawny still cannot.
debra: so we have to stone in our seats even though we know?
prawny: uh.. ya!
sherlyn: but we're done so we talk to others who understand!
prawny: cannot!

i know it's not exactly what we said but well.. it's pretty close. i think sherlyn said a lot more things. but i cant remember... so please correct me if i miss anything out!

and sirin, the poke mark is still on me.
5:44 AM



today is the day sherlyn pokes me and i screamed myself hoarse. and we were late for chinese lit because i "vomitted". haha.

and sherlyn asked prawny if she knows who david beckam is. the prawn was going to answer then suddenly it stopped and gave this perverted smile. damn freaky.

anyway, i was osama bin ladin today for drama. we had to do this terroist thingy and well, i was osama, sherlyn was dead person and valencia, ler yee and chun hui her suicide bombers.

so i was making this stupid speech ( hello. i am osama bin ladin. i'm going to bomb you. hur hur.) i forgot to put on the accent ( eellooooo. i aum ooosAmA been laaadeen. i aum go-ing to booomb euuuu. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH). then sherlyn asked my to ask whatshisname if he watched yesterday's F1 race ( apparently, LEWIS HILTON won. and sherlyn was trying to imagine what he would look like without a head. she said that he complained and made ALONSO FERDINANDO DIAZ get penalty.) and he said something but i cant remember what.

then i was telling sherlyn to imagine molly in a tight suit ( indeed disgusting but just let those thoughts fly away cuz the more you think about, the more you'll feel like vomitting) prancing around screaming " I'M A PIXIE!" then we were going " hur hur hur" then we passed the lab and molly was there pointing at this and that and then we suddenly burst out laughing. like mad women.

I CAN DRAW PENGUINS! REALLY I CAN! BUT SOMETIMES IT DOESNT COME OUT NICE. BUT I CAN DRAW PENGUINS!
2:52 AM



i'm waiting for my period to come so i'll have an excuse to flare up for no reason. i hate my fingers. why must they be so crooked?!

anyway, today i lazed the day away, eating chocolate and stoning in front of the telly. then i went back to my room and slept for most of the afternoon. yes, my life is boring. unless i get the urge to go out, i guess i'll just stay locked up in my teeny little room.

i love jack johnson.... as in his music. i dont like botak ang moh men. they look perverted.I AM SERIOUSLY GONNA KILL ANYONE WHO HITS ME TOMORROW. so... i guess i'll go stuff my face again.
6:35 AM



and sherlyn and i were hi-fiveing and sherlyn missed my hand and hit miss law's butt.
3:45 AM



just now i was watching the tyra banks show and me sister asked me why tyra's boobs were so big.
3:42 AM



well, i'm here to post more videos! bobby lee is a guy from some tv show called mad tv. it's quite stupid cuz the woman's name is long bong.

korean drama parody 1


korean drama parody 2


korean drama parody 3


korean drama parody 4


and here's another one with bobby lee.


4:40 AM



righto... so my dad wanted to check out the baybeats website.

and now he's afraid i'll get squashed to death.

and my glasses might accidentally fall off.

and we go back to the scenario where people come and sing happy birthday while doing sick stuff.
5:26 AM



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and here's another!

(>'''''<)
( ' ; ' ) Stay Cute!!
(@)(@)

<)"""""(>
( ' @ ' ) Sleep More!!!
(("),,,,("))

@""@
( ='.'= ) Be GOoD!!
o~(__)_)

(>'''''<)
( ' ; ' ) Be HaPPY!!!
(@)(@)

<)"""""(>
( ' @ ' ) Be Cool!!!
(("),,,,("))

@""@
( ='.'= ) Be Loved!!
!o~(__)_)

(>'''''<)
( ' ; ' ) Be Smart!!!
(@)(@)

<)"""""(>
( ' @ ' ) Be Strong!!!
(("),,,,("))

@""@
( ='.'= ) Be Fun!!!
o~(__)_)

(>'''''<)
( ' ; ' ) GuD Luck!!!
(@)(@)

<)"""""(>
( ' @ ' ) TaKe CaRe!!!!
(("),,,,("))

but obviously it doesnt really mean anything. and the spelling is horrible. but it's cute :D

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1:07 AM