A new stage.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

for some reason, i cant seem to find the pictures that were transferred from my phone into the com. weird.

anyway, went to a wedding yesterday. my dad's cousin. horrible day. i was having a pounding headache. the wedding was at raffles hotel and oh geez i didnt know anyone there, besides my gramps. i requested for a glass of coke. so while waiting for the bride and groom(i have never met them. at all and yet i am forced to come to the dinner), i drank half a glass. and the waiter took it away and gave me another full glass. so i drank that too. the waiter didnt take it away because i kept holding on to it.

so when i finished it completely, i was given another glass. and then a woman who was making announcements was trying to be funny and saying all kinds of silly stuff and laughing at her own jokes. so she told everyone that there was free flow drinks, yadda yadda yadda, and the bride and groom comes out.

this time i drank my coke really really slowly. oh and they had some cute presents for everyone at the table. there was a candle and salt and pepper shakers. like the one on top. i found it off google cuz i couldnt find the picture i uploaded. and as you can see, i cant get it to move down so ya. it's stuck on top. mine was white and green. not black. it was so cute. and my sister and my cousin were playing with it. well, more like acting out a love hate scene.

so they kept taking the colourful shakers and went" ooh i looourrvvvvve you" and then they clang the shakers together. then they introduce a third party and go " I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!". that was not amusing.

then the audience sabooed he groom by asking him to do a strip tease. and he was smiling like he was drunk. so he was dancing to the pussycat dolls song and it's damn sick. please, there was little kiddies sitting around la! so they asked him to bare his chest. first two tries he just walked off the stage but then the woman pulled him back up. so in the end, i supposed he did it cuz there were a few men at the back getting all excited and they were howling.

and the food there was gross. they had a small octopus that was red colour (dead obviously) and i hate octopus. my sister just bit off the head and gave the tentacles to me mom. it's gross i tell you. gross gross gross.

8:08 PM

Friday, April 20, 2007

DISCLAIMER: i swear i have never been racist!!!! i swear!

embarrassing day today. in themorning, had to think of the debate stuff. our motion was : school sports should not be compulsory.

then i kept stuttering and it was so shitty.

after recess was english, went to the com lab. listened to a speech by ronald reagon and something luther king. then afterwrads, jean and i were going " i have a DREAM.... that i can stuff this pen up my nose..." and all that.

then tyt started asking for differences between the two of them. so she was going" so what are the differences between these two pronouns?" and thanks to my "excellent" hearing, i heard" so what are the differences between both od them?"

so i said" one of them is white and the other is black." and omg that was very racist. and the stupid teacher gave me that friggin screwed up face. what the shit is her prob.

and then it was chinese lit with the "zha men" teacher. wah lau. dunno what she's talking about. she can go on for hours and i wouldnt be able to get used to her speech. and she loves picking on people who dont listen. stupid bitch.

d'you know the girl who does cross-stitching while listening to hip-hop music?
that would be me.

3:21 AM

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

xi wen nearly killed me today. yesterday she and jolene didnt go for cca and so i was the only one in the group (there are 6 sec twos and we are supposed to spilt up) so i joined vivian's group. apparently sherlyn, debra and jane choose the other group. so... yea you get the point.

today... well lets just say the maths test was like playing with a origami. they give you a white paper and then they ask you to fold this and that and then you cut this and that and answer some questi0ns. so it was really easy and i got a question wrong.

after english and chinese, it was science. and the teacher walked in with one hand in the air and the other holding on to the laptop. and she was shaking her HIPS. and her shirt apparently was too short for her size and sirin was like" hey rachel, do you think that's her skin or granny panties?" i thought she stretched her undies up to her belly. but i found out later (she raised her arms and ohmygod i saw her fats) that it was half half. half stomach fats half undies.

not a pretty sight. and the teacher loves saying "squeeze" so much. for example: "... so the heart SQUEEEEEEEZES the blood out. SQUEEEZES. like this. SQUEEEEZE!" she'd be a very good motivator if you ever have constipation. SQUEEEZE!

and her arm actions mean a lot more than what she's explaining. let your imagination fly.

ooh and during english, we had to do a discussion on a snack bar called "MurMur Bar" (what an irritatable name). had to think of a logo and esther and jean were saying " mur mur bars give you SARS." and "murmur bars! they fit in your bra!" in the end, sirin and i had to settle for "murmur bars! they'll get you far!"

still i dont see thepoint of doing this.

school life is boring.

3:42 AM

Sunday, April 15, 2007

yesterday was uber boring. we went to the silly science centre. again. went to the lab and did some experiment with this dude called sanjeed. it's the GLOWING BACTERIA EXPERIMENT. and the agaragar smells like shit. it was so smelly.

then jean got teased cuz we were talking about genes so jean, gene, see the connection? no? well then you're dumb.

then we were playing with the rubber gloves. we were pulling and snapping it. then sanjeed told us if we do it too much, it'll break. then esther and debra were playing with the ice. i joined in later but that's another story. then esther and debra were playing with the dispenser(or whatever they call it.) and SOME HOW debra stabbed me in the shoulder. it was damn painful. and sanjeed gave us the same stare imran does when we "misbehave".

then went to macs for lunch. wanted to go to fuji icepalace but that was highly impossible. so we started roaming the science centre. went to the shop and started laughing at stupid things.

debra scared me with some fugly dino finger puppet. and i did the same to esther. except her reaction was much slower than mine.

i wave puppet in front of her.

no reaction.

i jab it in her face.

she runs away.

then debra took some squeaky donkey toy and started squeaking it.

went into some weird section of the science centre and jean stopped it play some computer stuff. she started dancing to the music. (dancing meaning shaking booty) and esther was either laughing hard or she tripped and fell because she was on the floor telling jean to stop dancing.

so went back for ROUND TWO WITH MR SANJEED. and this time he had a chubby assistant with him. so we had a box of styrofoam balls (direct your mind of all sick thoughts please), colored beads and a fake flower and plant. and one pair of pliers and a pair of tweezers. so anyhow i was jabbing the sharp tweezers and styrofoam balls got stuck on it.

and about the chubby volunteer. he is so lame. you know what he told everyone?

three things i've learnt from this course:
1) his name is sanjeed
2) this course is held in the science centre.
3) i am a girl.

i made up the third one. cant remember what he said. so he went around to each table telling everyone the SAME THING. but couldnt think of anything to write so i just wrote that.

and today, my maid caught a bird.

4:58 AM

Thursday, April 12, 2007

i suppose it's safe to say that i'm getting used to making a fool of myself for the past few days. i hate PE. it's not just the running.

we were supposed to use a bamboo pole to to some weird incline pull up thing and at first it was making weird sounds like it was gonna break, then i had to do it properly cuz jean looked like she was going to blast my brains out. then the bamboo breaks. i'm so heavy. i feel sorry for the bamboo. then we used the railings to to some pull ups. mrs tan came over to support me for 10 seconds.

at first the first 5 seconds was fine.

then i realised she wasnt stopping at 5. so at 7, i started kicking(she was standing right behind me). God knows where i kicked. i hoped i didnt kick her in between. if that were a guy instead of mrs tan, i wouldnt be sorry doing that.

ok so we had to do some stomach muscle and leg exercise. my feet kept hitting the ground (at this point you should realise i am a very very unsporty person who cant do the simplest stuff) and esther decided to help me.

and i kicked her in the mouth. i'm surprised she didnt yell at me but i'm glad she didnt though.

oh man. friday tomorrow. i wonder how i'm going to fare. oh my.

9:18 AM

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

my life is so bound to embarrassment! stupid seah ask me to set up the tbloddy laptop. and thenafter xiwen and i finished setting it up, SHE TURNED THE FRIGGIN COMPUTER OFF. she claims she knows how to do it so why bother me? freak her.

anyhow, we had to borrow the IGPwire from some other class cuz ours wasnt working. mr ho was there so i said shit. so xiwen stayed outside and i went in. tried yanking it out but i ended up looking like a bimbo who cant pull properly. i told mr ho thank you because i couldnt get it out so xiwen came in and just pulled it out. she made me look like a fool!! no actually i was just embarrassed. again.

decided to do morning jog. i realise if i do the first few rounds slow enough, i'd be able to make up for it at the end when i sprint. so I'LL BE DOING PE EVERYONE!

i just finished watching cold case. it's sad sad story. and the music makes it feel more like it. usually when they put the music in CSI it's rather fake. oh well.

infocomm was so boring. we were playing with the mouse. micro mouse obviously. everyone was getting sick.as in pervertic. hard to explain. ah well.

spongebob squarepants
spongebob squarepants
SPONGE-BOB SQUARE-PANTS!!

8:38 AM

Monday, April 09, 2007

today is probably the most embarrassing day of the week so far. home econs was HORRID! oh ya, by the way, running around carrying stuff with wet hands is bad. bad bad bad. i dropped a hell lot of stuff lah! then i kept apologising until esther got pissed. first, i drop some chilli paste. and it dropped down the stove. then i dropped the tao gua or the bean curd thing. then i SPILT THE COCONUT MILK! cant help it if i have butter fingers but it was so embarrassing!

it was so going fine! i chopped onions without tearing and i cut the long bean fine and i quartered the bean curd thing. and i chopped the cabbage and the rice thingy. AND THEN DISASTER HAPPENS! again and again and again. in the end, esther and i used up a lot of the kitchen napkins.

oh dearie me! life cant get worst. and she's grading this thing leh! oh no!!!!!!! i'm doomed!!!!

then i had chinese remedial. lixin was so nice. she came and had remedial with me even though the obviously was too smart for the class. she's very very nice. she told me all the answers!! so anyway, even with lixin and jean talking to me and regular intervals, i was still falling asleep. and the stupid teacher was talking to me as if i were an american learning chinese.

she said se mang [colour blind] and i heard se lang [pervert]. so shitty.

teacher: okay girls 5 more minutes! must hurry!
me: YAY!
teacher, eh, am i not human too you? cant you at least keep that to yourself? actually i'm quite happy too. i can finish class soon.
me: orh.
teacher: you've got a bad temper today, yes?
me: [stares at teacher offended] no!
teacher: [TOUCHES MY HAND AND CONTAMINATING IT!] yea yea. your temper is very pleasant.
me: ya i know.
teacher: wa! still dare to talk back!

i cannot take it. i was uber cranky. really really bursting. she is the most annoyingly vain teacher i know now. besides tyt. she wore three rings. whatever for? probably to show that she was imaginary suitors. and she has a braclet of rubber bands on her wrist. what for? couldnt find her fake pearl braclet. same hairstyle everyday. why? she wears a wig.

6:34 AM

Thursday, April 05, 2007

i went back to school today! i am not very happy about that. please la. tomorrow is good friday AND i have to go to school. geez.

teachers are as annoying stupid as ever and sirin sat next to me. jean didnt come today. neither did esther. maybe she was sad. esther's in CO and she wanted gold with honors but CO only got gold. honestly, i dont see how i would ever be sad over stuff like this but it must've been darn important to esther.

moving back to me. sirin sat in jean's seat and we kept talking. then seah scolded me.

then i went for the media training. there was this sec 3 who looked like she was going to go bonkers anytime. but i found huiyi and so after testing us to make sure we know how to use the things, they asked us to pick want tidbit we want[they had this plastic bag with stuff in it]. i pulled out a nice cracker along with an obviously artificial coloured corn sweet which smelt like shit.

i hate corn again.

ok. i've run out of things to write in this post.

stop self-mutilation!!!

4:17 AM

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

oh boy I'm sick. a day after making crappy thosia [despite the truly remarkable team spirit Esther and i had] i fell sick. HALLELUJAH! oh gosh i missed The Maths Test, and The History Test and The Geog Test.

at first, i thought it was the thosia that made me sick, but no. i caught a bug. i think my immune system ain't working but, hey! less work for me. i really hope I've done my homework well. then it can cover up for all those missed tests.

so all day I've been cooped up in my wee little room playing sudoku and making myself do my homework. apparently, i haven't done any of the homework that was given on Monday. boo. bbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttt who the hell gives a damn.

and i found out that seah is a very very very teacher. a big oaf in fact. she was teaching us sine and cos tine and tangent. so some how, the cos became cos-1. so i ask her why it's negative. she said" no Rachel, it's not negative. it's inverse." so i asked her why it's inverse. so the first few times i asked, she ignored me completely, claiming that the class was too noisy. then when she finally heard me, she said"it is inverse because it is inverse." WOW. words of wisdom indeed. she is undeniably stupid.

i really really wish that Adrian Wong was the English teacher in my class. tyt is so super annoying. how can the school hire a woman, who cant pronounce girls [she pronounces girls as galls] properly, to be MY English teacher? Stan is way better than her. he's all gay and happy and red in the face, it makes you wanna throw rocks at him. tyt is like a FREAK. a creepy freak who's head is too small her her body.

all braniac fans!!! the BRANIAC show is back! it's every Tuesday at 10!![or ten thirty] it's back with more explosions and more stupidity than last season!!

braniac+stupid= OODLES OF FUN!

4:55 AM