A new stage.

Sunday, December 31, 2006

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKYAT2p8ygI

this video is really cute! the hippo looks so huggable!!

4:12 AM

Saturday, December 30, 2006

today was entirely silly. i sat around reading eragon [i prefer reading the books than going to the cinema]. and i scoffed down panadols that almost choke me to death. sigh. when you have nothing better to do, you simply cant be bothered to be motivated to do holiday homework. and all the new textbooks are growing mould. my table has a distinct layer of dust on the top. which was probably the reason for uncontrollable sneezing.

10 things i want to accomplish before i face the teachers
1) lecture the school on looking down on normal students.
2) call every teacher silly names before getting chased by a stamped of manic teachers [who were given names like billy beans, nougat booger, chicken noob, white steamed chicken {huiyi dont even think about laughing. this is critical!} etc.]
3) wacth a marathon of actuallly good comedies.
4) have an entire year without a teacher or parent [or law] nagging in my face.
5) write a book which is intended to be published after my death
6) get a decent job.
7) get real decent pay outta that job.
8) tell jesse mccartney he sings through his nose which sounds awful.
9) have a whole year free of any test, exam , hw or teachers.
10) get myself a beng boyfriend. okay i made that up.

ignoring the 10th one, i have 9 reasons to raid the cinema. either out of diree straits or to hide.

6:25 AM

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

to tell you honestly, i did not enjoy my christmas. not one bit. okay i liked the turkey eating part but otherwise, christmas was blwon up my my sister and yakking gang. when i say yakking gang it means my two other male cousins,8 and 7 i believe. and possibly my aunt's baby cuz she's influenced to do what she sees. so i was in the computre room and suddenly i hear the sound of my guitar hitting the floor. [sounds familiar? well it should. cuz it was dropped earlier this year by the same person.] and i saw my male cousin staring over it. then when he saw me and my bulging eyes, he ran out. i put 15 pieces get- out- or- risk- getting- eaten signs on my door but apparently, they were too short to realise that 15 pieces oof lime green, brilliant red and gooey yellow papers were glaring at them.

so i've decided to make a back up plan in case such incidences happen

1) make them clean the toilet cuz they got drunk and peed everywhere.
2) pay them 5 bucks to go around the entire block [all fourlevels and 20 rooms per floor] singing we wish you a merry christmas.
3) tell them a hamster died and they should pay their respects to it in east coast. [i live in hte west side]
4) throw them out into the muddy garden and leave them there until they swear not to set foot into my room.
5) make them gorge themselves until they cannot talk.
6) pay them 10 bucks to go streaking. [know what streaking is? no? aw too bad.]
7) tell them i buried their present in a graveuard.
8) in case all else fails, go back to step one and start the madness all over again.

technically i didnt have guts to use the plan. and i was dying in my house. my 8 year old MALE cousin asked me if i watched the victoria secrets runway show. like wth! and he's 8! then a commercial with the pussycat dolls came on and MY COUSIN WAS OGLING AT THEM. what will become if every guy is like him.

i'll tell you what'll happen. EVERYONE BECOMES MR TAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh and huiyi i found a post box so you'll be getting your pressie soon.

9:50 PM

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

i went taka yesterday. and i was tagging along with my parents ,who were facinated at how soft the doughnuts at crystal jade were. so i basically stood next to every toy shop and started my awkward window shopping habit. then i somehow let myself be shooed into the food court to eat lunch.

after the lunch ,whatever i ate, i followed my parents downstairs to where all the pathetic dolls and useless rubbish machines were. then i saw this ah beng guy walking over to a high stack of pink baby shoes and started arranging them. well i might as well say that's weird. then there was this little boy who was yelling at some floating UFO toy. when ever the guy put it down, the boy stopped yelling. then when he makes the toy go up, the boy goes " UUAAARGGGGG GGGGGHH !!!!!! #!$^%&%*&#$%#$%%@#$!#$". it was damn funny.

then went to some bookshop. and i didnt buy anything so i was pulling a whack face. then i convinced my dad to buy me a cd. but, to my pained back's dismay, my mom saw some korean dramas in the corner and we stayed in the shop for 45 more mintues.

then i went home to pack for japan. then i turned on the radio and i fell asleep.

pretty boring eh?

well, if i think of anything better to do, i'll be sure to post it.

on this poor deserted blog.

ah well. all that's bad ends bad.

10:18 PM

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

you know, sometimes the lyrics or song titles you see and hear are getting pretty silly. they dont make much sense. for example

britney spear's " i'm not a girl, not yet a woman."
definition: eh, you not girl, not woman, then you what? an old pervert.

nick lachey's " what's left of me"
lyrics:......... I'm half the man I thought I would be ...
definition: what the hell. if you want sex change op, wait till you can afford it lah! you dont do the op half way then say you cannot afford to do the other half.[hint hint]

some childhood song" dang wo men dou zai yi qi"
look. lets just do a parody.
parody:" dang women dou zai yi qi, zai yi qi, zai yi qi, dang women dou zai yi qi, women qu he hi-tea."

lady sovereign's "love me or hate me"
definition: her fans just love to hate her so she thought of a song to get back at them but they ended up dancing to it.

weird al's parody," whit n' nerdy"
definition: dude, power of vector calculus. nerds rock.

now, let us sit back and think of all the horrednous songs we've heard...

ah. i've got another one.

my school song.

i will never be proud of my school. ah well. i'm not the loyal type. and dont get the wrong idea. our principal ,or should i say formal pricipal, will always have her nose stuck in a dictionary because of her lack of volcabulary.

10:19 PM

Monday, December 04, 2006

this is my original version of mr tan's wedding. it's pretty obvious he isnt going to invite anyone from one dee [probably because we'll reveal too much stuff] to his wedding so i'll just write some crap and see what follows.

my version of

MR TAN'S WEDDING!!!!!!

mr tan: oh my GAWD!!! where the hell is my make up kit? i'll look like a man up there!!
brides maid: you can borrrow mine.
mr tan: you siao ah? do you care about hygene? obviously no but neither do i.
brides maid: er.. okay..
mr tan: here's a beauty tip. i dunk myself in the toilet bowl for fun. and turns out, it makes my skin rougher!
brides maid: uh.. i'll just.. run away.
mr tan: eh! wait lah! i still need mascara!

2 hours later...

priest: we are gather here today to witness the marridege of this woman and this..other woman?
mr tan: you can say that but i'm actually a man. but woman is fine.
priest: okay. so carring on, we are here to witness the blah blah blah etc.

1 hour later..

everyone: [in unison] zzzzzzzzzzzz
bride: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
mr tan: [smiles broadly]
priest: and we have, as we have witnessed many times, seen a beatiful future and uh... [flips to the last page] i now pronounce you woman and... another woman. you may now kiss the bride!
everyone: claps half-heartedly
mr tan: CAKE DUNKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!! [dunks everyone in cake]

2:01 AM