fiesta yesterday. i wore a black tee shirt and was melting. forgot to eat lunch. got hungry. won a red bear. it had blue feet. my black tee shirt had a gun on it that says "BANG". walked around with sirin. met her god sister, her neighbor, her boy fwens and bought a plum and passion fruit from her. i threw it away after a while cuz it made me feel whoozy.

it was supposedly a healthy drink. no sugar, no preservatives, no.. nice taste, nothing a constant chocolate scoffer would like. i should have bought the drink that said plum. might've been better than plum and passion fruit.

i went home and fell asleep. and woke up and felt like someone knock my head with a brick. so i got up and walked around. talk to sirin on msn for a while. then my maid came in and showed me a name card my sister wrote for herself. it's hilarious. you know what it said? it said:

Cristel Ho
C.I.D
Police Force

when she came back home, she was like "MOM! look! i'm a Ceeee. Aye. Deeaye."

then mom said "it's pronounced as C.I.D. not CEEEEEE.AYE.DEEAYE. do you know what it means?"

sister says "dunnoe. what does it mean?"

mom says " i also don't know. go ask your dad."

a man who does a good ashlee simpson impression


pokemon sketch. butterfry "TWEET TWEET"


power rangers parody

7:34 PM



this is kind if a late post. but i feel that it is my duty to update my blog and prevent it from being deserted.

now. i shall cry out and complain about my painful experience with social studies. out of all the teachers in the school, WHY, GOD, WHY HAVE I GOTTEN THIS ONE AS MY TEACHER!

*i'll refer to THIS ONE as ding dong*

i'm gonna fail social studies because of ding dong! it comes into class and i take the opportunity to sneak out of class and wash myself and prepare myself for the torment ahead. so i walk back into class and set up its laptop and it opens a powerpoint slide. i find myself staring out of the window after just 5 MINUTES of ding dong's lecture on the topic.

ding dong is just the worst teacher. sec two i got a different history teacher and my marks actually soared (probably i only got 2/15 in sec one. but hell! i actually passed in sec two!). the minute it starts teaching droning, half the class just gives up listening to its "fabulous" teaching and just falls dead on their desk.

one second it's talking about governance, and the next,

".... oh by the way, my daughter has a mole on her bum."

that caught my attention so i decided to listen to him talking to sleeping statues.

"... if you have a mole, you must remove it otherwise it will cause cancer.... you must contribute to the population...... girls may have to go for NS next time ( i'm thinking "if we do, do we get a free haircut too? i'll shave off their faces if they dare touch my hair") ... "

then i think it gave the class some tips only women teachers tell girls and says "it takes a woman to know a woman". i wanted to shoot it. BORING.

yesterday during cca, we went to the playground to film our short film... well, part of it. just the scene of the girl walking down the stairs and tripping over two huge strategically put rocks. debra went away for church and i was melting while xiwen and xi yuan were playing with a virtual dog and sleeping on the sit-up thingy.

and today cousins came to distract me with their super sonic screaming and amuse me with their spiderman-crawling-on-floor moves. and i killed a big ant. i wrapped it in tissue and flushed it down the loo.
4:39 AM



Yes, this is in english.



Funny man


2:22 AM



yesterday and today wang lao shi let us watch this show called The rose. starring an ugly-fiedElla (the E in S.H.E) an three "gorgeous" sick people. the beginning is the old stuff. boy breaks up with girl like what cuz she's butt ugly. then girl's grandma dies and girl is hysterical and cries a lot. and find out that HER SUPPOSEDLY DEAD MOTHER IS ALIVE! AND IS SOME FAMOUS PERSON! *GASP* oh the drama. so she lugs her empty luggage to and fro until she comes to this mansion and she meets her three step-siblings. all has the same mom, but different dads (at this point i'm is going on?! was her mom desperate or something?! can you imagine getting knocked up and having four adult kids?!).

so after showing her birth cert and what not, the siblings just go

" oh you're so damn fat. you are a pig. i'm homo and i'm prettier than you"

" *murmurs something in a low inaudible voice*"

" oh you must be the third child. you want coffee? go and make some yourself."

so the mom comes back from god knows where and recognises her and starts pacing around the room while swatting imaginary flies and touching her forehead. then she stares deeply into the fireplace...... THEN she turns around, grabs a pair of scissors and starts chopping chunks of the girl's hair off! (oh i forgot to add that she was carrying a try of coffee) and then the mom starts walking up the stairs are she pulls a i'm-so-gonna-cry face.

then the mom says "oh yes."

*she stops pulling a face*

"clean up the hair on the floor" *mom walks away*

and then the girl starts to cry. while holding a coffee tray . what's worse is that the camera stayed there for ages focusing on her as she cries while STILL holding on to the coffee tray.

i expected her to just let the thing fall to the ground and smash to bits and recite some sort of dramatic line like "URRRRRGHHHH LOOK AT MEEEE IMMA CUT MYSELF WITH GLASS SHARDS! PITY ME AND LET ME STAY AND LIVE OFF YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! um.. BAWL."

then one of the two brothers is gay and likes the other brother. so.. not only is this show about silly dialogues and hallucinating people, it is full of incest! OH THE DRAMA!
4:01 AM



this is great for light hearted humor

PROJECT RUNWAY. MAD TV PARODY.




another mad tv production


Bobby lee

8:33 PM