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Friday, March 30, 2007


yesterday was so funny. during infocomm, we were laughing about what we did earlier [secret due to unspoken circumstances] and then we wanted to get something from the canteen. so we pretended to have constipation. i shared a computer with debra so before we left, i wrote " I HAVE MASSIVE CLOGGAGE IN MY RECTUM." on the slide we were using. so me, jolene, debra, sherlyn and jane went to the canteen. when we came back, xiwen told us that the exco came and saw what we wrote. so shitty. then debra made an animation using the massive cloggage in rectum slide.

today there was english enrichment. we were advertising a hairnet. can you believe it? it's a disposable hairnet turn free-sized underwear. so debra said" this is our product. you can use it as a hairnet and then you can poke two holes in it and put your legs in it and use it as underwear. and it's reusable. it's 100% cotton and it's only one dollar."then ying qi was supposedly the inventor of the product and then she said that everyone would save a lot of money on hair treatment [out magical hairnet prevents hair loss you know!] and buying undies.

jean and i were the users of the product. jean said" my hair stopped falling after using this product" and i said " i dont have to wash my underwear cuz it's disposable."

i wanted to introduce sanitary pads but the teacher was a guy so.. that would be AWKWARD!

and you know they say if you work out regularly, when that time comes, you wont feel much cramps. but that's just crap. i have had experience before!

8:11 AM


Tuesday, March 27, 2007


this is so cute. i was watching TV and then i saw this SIM advert and they used those lego people. and then they were talking about "find yourself a pair of tights and bow to everyone and show off your bald head"or something like that. i find that so cute!

the illustrations are really good.

but if it were for my school, it'll probably be like crap to me.

9:52 AM


Monday, March 26, 2007


this is insane. why am i still going to school. everyone i sit next to is criticising the way i pronounce my words. there is a few ways to correctly say a word depending on what you were taught. why cant i say the word my way? why is it such a fucking big problem to you? are you so despicable until you carry on and criticise my name as well? what the shit is your problem. and if i am affected, you tell me i'm being sensitive. for your information, if i werent sensitive, i wouldnt be human. i'd be a zombie.

you have no right to tell me how i should pronounce my words just because i stress on different places of the words. you have no idea how disgusting you guys are. to actually think you were good friends was a complete mistake. so you arent sensitive right? so if you feel like you need to protest and say that what i'm typing is bullshit, i'll just tell you that you are a freaking bitch and should throw yourself off a high building.

have i ever insulted you so much so that you have to make my life so much more stressful then it already is? honestly i dread coming to school everyday knowing that the first thing you say to me is " look! she's trying to act all irritated." well i'm sick and tired of your god damned crap so why dont you take your filthy mouths some where else where it is appreciated.


2:45 AM


Monday, March 19, 2007


hey everyone! i have a cbox!!!!!!!!! finally finally!!!! and thanks huiyi for the floaty blue one! i liked that but it was a bit confusing to read.

today was sooooo shitty. mrs seah moved me in front!!!! at first i freaked out because the geog teacher had loose lips and i was afraid that her sloppy saliva would fly all over the place. so i , as any human would do, made some stupid excuse like " i'm allergic to saliva" and " everything in front is too clear" and i acted like i was having a fit. and mrs seah didnt do anything. she just said " rachel, dont be so agitated." agitated?! i am pissed! unbelievable.

now i am trying to finish maths and preparing myself for the scolding i'm going to get from the chinese teacher. we didnt do the chinese project at all. so the entire group is going to die.

UGLY BETTY

a show about a pretty ugly girl who starts working in a magazine company or something like that. she was hired so her boss wouldnt sleep with his assistance and .. blah blah blah.

now let me show you what the opposite of ugly betty would be.

FUGLY NELLY!!!!

technically not much diff but anyway

fugly nelly is generally about a bimbotic air-headed ridiculously stupid blonde who is in charge because her daddy is the boss and she whined her way to the top. her stupidity is main part of the show. so she says stuff like " i TOTALLY wont eat that. too much carbs." sound familiar? [no i'm not talking about esther. i'm talking about a certain teacher i used to know.]

i'm going to take some panodol and get a lie down. oh and i'll get a band aid or two. nearly impaled my fingers trying to sew on the Velcro. stupid. i hate sewing.

2:40 AM


Saturday, March 17, 2007


The rules:each player of this game starts with the ‘5 weird things about you.’ people who get tagged need to write a post of their own 5 weird things as well as state this rule clearly.

In the end, you need to choose six people to be tagged and list their names. don’t forget to leave a comment that says ‘you are tagged’ in their comments and tell them to read your blog.

okay so huiyi, i'm going to do it.

1) i eat koropok with ice cream
2) i associate two men hanging out causally as gay men. most unfortunately, for no reason.
3) i like to mash up my food.
4) i buy a book based on how nice the cover is. i dont read the synopsis. and usually i get the wrong kind of book. well, wrong for my age.
5) i'm obsessed with saying the word "thingy". dont even think of thinking dirty. it's just a casual word.

okay so i have to ask six people. honestly i cant be bothered. schmuck.

and huiyi introduced me to fan fic. which i find really really stupid.
the first page was all "farenheit and SHE " and " edison and gillian" whoever they are. i suppose they are chinese "hotties". but SHE i know. they are three hopelessly floppily dressed little kids who prance around and act cute. the fa ren heit i dont know. neither do i know of a edison or gilian. huiyi suggested i go to the harry potter ones. i went to read one of them and nearly killed myself. the story doesnt make sense at all! and who says " i does not loves you."? it's all shit.

yesterday i was listening to some yahoo vid thingy [observe how i use the word thingy. it's not sick] and i there was this woman imogen heap. and she sounds so great. and all her music is done by herself. she used to by in a man woman band and she called herself frou frou. i hate frou frou for some reason but anyway IMOGEN HEAP IS THE ONE WOMAN BAND!! she's got all the digital devices and she doesnt have some back up crew to do the echos and stuff.

and her songs rock. they sound seriously haunted but it's uber nice. okay i'm off to tag six people to do the "5 weird things quiz".

11:53 PM


Wednesday, March 14, 2007


i feel so gloomy. first, stupid e learning. after which i got a huge migrane.

then for two and a half days i was DRAGGED off to genting. do you have any idea how cold it is up there? and the kids i had to follow were running in different directions. kids are EVIL! EVIL I SAY! with the exception of nice little me.

then when i get back i am forced to go IMM to eat. what's wrong with a take out!

and i now feel very very stupid for some reason.from morning to now i've been either sitting in front of the telly or surfing the net. which is a pathetic way to "enjoy" the holidays.

and now i feel that i have no use for a blog any more. it's stupid. i dont post often and not many come by and tag and iyiuh will chase me to do the 5 weird things quiz. i'm going insane.

12:30 AM


Wednesday, March 07, 2007


it's elearning day and i absoulutly hate it. the stupid com wont work and the thing takes so long to load.

so i was eating my lunch and i turned on the tv and i was watching some Martha talk show and there was jamie oliver on it. so he was " okay so good pasta only takes three minutes to cook. okay lets move on to making the sauce," so he takes olive oil and some garlic and then he says " hey Martha, can you grab my sausage?" sounds sick. but he did have a cut-up sausage on the other side of the table so to ask her to pass it over, he said " can you grab my sausage."

i hate e learning day!

8:52 PM




i'm kinda wondering whether i should've joined info comm. they have so many competitions! okay so yesterday during info comm, we didnt want to learn anything so we went to decorate the board. and half way through the thing, we started taking our scissors and snipping them in front of xiwen. and she freaked i think. she was taking her history text book and flinging it around like some mad woman.

and i had the chance to talk back to the common test teacher, i'd ask him to castrate himself. all the new male teachers are so insecure. if you dont greet them cheerfully, they'll take it so personally. and that transvestite complained to the still menopausing paranoid teacher. urgh. then during chinese, there was a fly and debra was so scared that the fly will land on her. and it sort of reminds me of the time i had a spider in my hair.

it was sports day and i was waiting for joanna. and then suddenly some girl behind me said "spider!" and she happened to have a thick book with her so.. i ended up getting my head whacked.

my parents bought a baby grand piano. and now they say not enough space and they have to move the piano into my already clustered room. what the hell. my room has a double Decker bed, a wardrobe, a cupboard, a book shelf, a few plastic boxes and two guitars. and now they want to add a piano. i'm gonna get claustrophobia.

i realise im not very good at comforting people. i ace much better at making them cry. after recess the girl next to me [not her real name. name is protected by the ..uh.. writer of this post.]] came back and suddenly she started crying. i didnt know what to do so i started looking around and i opened a packet of hello panda biscuits and started eating while observing how esther does it. so i added a few " dont cry k?" and thats about it. i'm a pretty crap friend arent i? i suppose my EQ is quite low then.

oh shut the **** up and take your **** and throw it off the *** ****** roof.

1:58 AM


Monday, March 05, 2007


you people are midgets and i am the giant who will stomp on you when ever i wish.

the little kiddies who irritate me so much will be so afraid that they will run away from home. e=and veryone will let me have my peace.

the end.

life is the one thing that i find most useless.

4:11 AM


Sunday, March 04, 2007


i suppose i've gotten over my hobby of making fun of teachers. it's just to boring. but it gets on my nerves when all the teachers get all paroniod and stuff. i really hate it when they try to be funny. with the exception of the science teacher because he really is funny. and i hope biology is going to be the last module. once when i was coming back from PE, i walked past a class and they looked all interested so i took a peek inside and... i saw something obscene. so cross my heart and hope the bio teacher forgets to teach our class.

i honestly think that sec two is too young to study the human anatomy. wink wink.

so i'm hanging out at home waiting for my parents. so i went out to feed my fishy. [see jean? ONLY ONE PREGNANT FISH DIED! THE OTHERS ARE FINE!] i look in the base and i see baby guppies swimming about. at first i thought the other fishes tore one fish apart because they were too hungry and the flesh was floating about. but then i was black bodies so we have more fish now. our chinese project is due and we havent done anything about it. so i'm not worried yet but i have a bad feeling it's going to errupt soon.

i somehow cant help noticing that when ever they play simple plan's addicted i get very aggitated. they keep going " i'm a dick-ted to you..." i notice that part and then get very irritated. weird isnt it? it would be so scary if i were a person with a mental problem.

3:12 PM


Friday, March 02, 2007


english lit was stupid. the teacher was teaching us on ballads and then she let us hear a song call "tell laura i love her". when we heard it, the class was giggling cuz the guy sounded like a sheep. or a goat as jean says. so heanceforth, the new and improved title, "teel laura i'm a goat."

chinese lit is the most boringly fun lesson. yesterday we were laughing at the show they showed us because the guy was supposedly beat up a tiger but the tiger was clearly a huge tiger stuff toy. and then the put red looking dye all over the stuffed toy. i pity the stuffed toy. then someone asked who's brother has abs and jean said her's have. then everyone around gasped and they were all "OHMYGOSH! jean! your brother got abs?". then i said " no la. it's probably just boob implants." and jean replied "yea. yaya. C cup." the lesson doesnt get any better then this.

now my parents are overseas and i just came back home from my grandma's so i have the whole house to myself....... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i absolutly love the control.

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okay i'm sick of the control already! stupid sister wont stop whining. i could cram my fist down her throat but as everyones knows, rachel is a really really nice girl. [choke] okay i'm gonna do some research on geog. and attempt to slap esther if she calls my wretch again.

6:39 PM


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