Tuesday, August 29, 2006
i found out. i have the same birthday as richard gere. do you know how old that guy is? well actually, i dont know either. two more days to my birthday! and so far i have recieved-necklace for my guitar teacher-ang pao from my grandparents-shoes from my motherso far i have given away-two boxes of soap to my chinese tutor and my guitar teacher.i feel that out of the many teachers that teach me, in school and privately, only the private teachers are good. seriously. the teachers in my school, male or female, are big oafs. big fats baboon asses. CURSE THEM! CURSE THEM ALL! TO HELL THEY GO.in anycase i was thinking about my beanie pig all of asudden. then i trip over something on my way to the bed and i fell on the pig and i flattened it. it looked like a pink pancake. but it's really stretchy[the material] so i usually dont hug it.today pin came and towards the end of the lesson, my sister walked out and she was like " come here and give me a hug!!!" later on she told me my sister looked huggable. i looked at my sister and to me, she didnt look one bit huggable. she was obviously waiting for the right moment to scream at me for misplacing the remote control. true enough, once pin walked out the foor and into the hallway, she started whining and i was annoyed so i locked myself in the room. earlier that day when i was in my mom's car coming back from school, my sister called my mom. my mom was driving so i picked up the phone.cristel: hello jie can i talk to mummy?me: she's drivingcristel: oh. can you help me ask her if i can give you the present i bought from the bookstore to you.me: fineit was silly. but sweet. she got me that paper you use to fold paper stars. i'm going to ikea to get more containers. i'm running out of space to put the stars.hmm. i'm going to eat some maggie mee. i'm super hungry.
7:04 AM
Monday, August 28, 2006
you know i was talking to huiyi on msn and she told me the darling chloe from one hope wrote a parady of all the small things[rumour has it she hates the song] so huiyi copied and paste from the hockey blogVERSE ONE OF THE PARADY OF ALL THE SMALL THINGS[by chloe]WATCHEENG, WAITEENG,
WHAAT'S WEETH, MY SPELLIING,
I HAATE, THEES SONG,
THUMP MY CHEAAST, LIKE KEEENG KONG....as you see, this is only verse one. my parady writing skills are truly horrible i'm i'm bored beyond bored so i shall make up a chorus. [trust me. sirin will murder me] now all that you see here is copy righted. chloe's one huiyi gave it to me. dont you dare put a single word on your blog or i swear i will fine you 10 buckaroos. I'M WARNING ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO!.CHORUS OF THE PARADY OF ALL THE SMALL THINGS[by rachel]you say you got suaned i also knowi'll bully you morenow carry me homejust shut the f**k up before i slap youthis song just goes on until i kill you!you can critisis it as much as you want. bt this is all i can do to prevent people from asking me " RACHEL UPDATE YOUR BLOG! UPDATE YOUR BLOG!" grrr [obviously eyeing huiyi with angry eyes] today in bio, the teacher was telling us about people who drink their pee and ate flowers and were so darn rich, they even wasted gold. and ying qi was so funnybio t: the people then they ..yingqi: DRANK URINE!bio t: no they ate flowers. you know ah they use what to cook it?yingqi: URINE!bio t: no [laughs] they dip it inyingqi: URINE!bio t: no [laugh. yet again] they dip in this powderkristin: flourbio t: yaya flour. very nice. but only teachers eatand if i didnt hear wrongly, i think ying qi said" oh! kristin have tampon in her bag!" haha. and lixin she told me how to make the word "penisland" into two words. unknowingly, i thought it was [cough] and lixin said "ew you're sick! it's pen island la!" i found it pretty amusing so i asked crystal who obviously said it was sick. then i asked jean who actually muttered it. then i asked ying qi and she was like " penis land?" it was sick. then i asked sirin who looked at the word and suddenly gave this weird grin. so as i told everyone, i told her it was pen island. i told this to mdm suah but i forgot her reaction. haha. i was kicking up a big fuss in remedial.me: you know right, the school is a rip off? they ask us donate money for the stupid auditorium and they dont even donate!ming qi: ya and the fiesta money...me: ya! they use it to paint the school and look at it! it looks like a kindergarten!mdm suah: what are you talking about?me: i'm talking about politics.[pause]me: [bangs table causing huiyi followed by mdm suah and a few other people to jump] POLITICS! I'M TALKING ABOUT POLITICS![sees joanna and cheng mei sniggering and mdm suahs shocked look and decides to keep quiet... for the next ten seconds]mdm suah: dont do that. i have a very weak heart!it was funny will it lasted. i'm happy because i actually practiced for once so i'm kinda looking forward to lessons tomorrow!
7:18 AM
Saturday, August 26, 2006
i think i'll need to see a doctor. yesterday in bio, we were checking the leaf for starch[i dont get the point though] and then the fans were off to prevent the flame from flying around so it's really stuffy. then everyone turns on their bunsen burners and the smell nearly knocked me out. i mean like the smell was HORRID and i COULDNT BREATH! i was practically gasping and i was on the verge of fainting so i spent most of the time running out of the lab gasping for fresh clean air, crouching on the floor holding my head because it really hurt and i was hinding under the table to avoid people asking me " rachel, are you alright?" then the bio t noticed me and said " girl whats wrong with you?" then before i could answer she walked to another table. i find that ridiculous. not in a i-dont-think-she-cares-way but in a you-asked-her-whats-wrong-and-you-walk-away-before-getting-an-answer-way.then was giudes. oh the horror of guides. everyone kept asking me if i was ok cuz joanna told the comander that i wasnt feeling well. but i guess that was ok cuz i felt like fainting during physical training. but then again, i feel faint all the time!i was making some banana cake yesterday and i think either i add too much banana or it was too thick. anyway it turned out a bit hard. not rock hard but you see, the banana was supposed to be oozing out. but the banana in this case was .. still. it's edible but it was a bit hard. i intend to make my own birthday cake. my sister wanted to do the cake initially but she'll probably give us food poisoning so i said i'd rather do it myself. so it's cheese cake and strawberries for me. or maybe oreos. i love oreos. except the fact that it makes my teeth black. i like to stack the cream on top of each other and then i take a bite out of it. it's nice. i cant remember the last time i ate the biscuit and the cream together. maybe i've never done that before. probably because the biscuit might ruin the taste of the cream. you know, last time when i was 5 or 6, i used to spell cream as creme and colors as colours. ok. the colour one doesnt matter because i still spell it that way even if it's not the british spelling but how can you blame me? i was taught to spell it that way ever since i knew how to spell. and an elephant never forgets! well i think that's the wrong pharse. i guess you can say it's a habit. it's going to be huiyi's birthday and she's throwing up! no she's throwing a party and a few friends are invite. i'm getting her a pig. the beanie one. haha. i have one myself.it's as though my life has come to a standstill today. i'm not really doing anything even though i have things to do and datelines to meet. but it doesnt matter. things just get better and better dont they? and i have a logbook to finish. not to mention the overdue work i owe my chinese tutor.nevermind that. i got my teachers [not from school. i refuse to give them a single present. the only thing they'll get from me is a punchin the face] some nice smelling thing. i think it's soap. i didnt really see it when i bought it. i thought it smelt nice and so i bought it. the box looks nice too. but one of them is purple. Pin once told me the purple means sexually deprived. purple means a lot of things i guess. i've been searching for grey's anatomy cds so i wouldnt have to wait till monday but i cant seem to find them. maybe it's not out yet. so i'll have to wait for mondays. waiting is a a good way to waste time.
12:54 AM
Saturday, August 19, 2006
yesterday was horrible. the science thing ruined my saturday! RUINED I TELL YOU! plus that place is jinxed. i lost my class tee in the toilet. eurgh. stupid stupid stupid. i never really liked that shirt but... HEY IT'S BETTER THAN GETTING ANOTHER ONE THAT'S LIME GREEN! yes. the original is yellow. the extras are lime green. dont even mention water works. i wanted to soak my feet ONLY but instead, i ended up gettnig wet. and then i went to the toilet and thats where i lost my tee. the thing i'm frustrated about these days is the fact that people dont know how to use the essence of funny. like i crack a joke. for the rest of the year, they spread it around and then the whole of the sec ones will know about it. what's funny is supposed to be funny for a short period of time. you go around telling everybody and people no longer find it funny. if it's one thing i cant stand in a guy or anyone, it's pretending to be funny. or not being able to take a joke.for example someone says that your hair looks like a mop. normally people will just laugh it off. but i have this friend who apparently just sulks and walks away. you know what? lets drop the subject. i was searching this woman called miss swan [esther told me that it's really funny] on youtube and i saw this clip that says miss swan in the airplane or something like that. and the woman, miss swan, was on the airplane and the air stewardess came with the food and miss swan saidmiss swan: aa, what the lunch?air stewardess: well i'm actually supposed to start in front but.. oh well i might as well start with you. we have teriaky and [i cant remember]miss swan: i .. call and i tell what i want..air stewardess: oh you called? for a special meal?miss swan; er.. ya ya/airstewardess:[takes clipboard] ah yes. miss swan. you ordered the yegetarian.miss swan: yes yes. the vegetarian. with a leeetle beet of baacon.air stewardess: look mam. the vegetarian has no meat.miss swan: ohair stewardess: so the vegetarian?miss swan: ya ya. with a leettle beet of baacon.it's pretty funny. but i'm not gonna be nice and give the url! so you guys look for it yourselves! i'm not giving the url because i feel evil. very very evil. so my enemies better watch out for little booby traps. i have nothing else to blog on. let me be a nice girl and tell everyone what type of people i cant standHATES- people who act depressed. now i cant stand them because they make everyone around them irritated. and they still wonder why they are lonely. -people who do unnessecary harm to themselves. for example slitting your wrists for no particular reasons.-people who think that jumping down a building is a great why to die. seriously. i'd like to die to. but apparently, my time's not up. so i dont see the point of talking about death.-people who do things to get attention. like lying about something you did so people will come talk to you. but if you dont say anything about that expeirence, it's very very easy to see that you didnt do it.-people who complain at the slightest things. for example, the teacher's a real pain in the ass. every teacher is like that. why bother?
9:04 PM
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
i was thinking about what i said yesterday and i realised that the last part cheese meets sars etc. isnt correct. sacarsm in short form is scars. so when cheese meets scars, you'll get an infected wound. that's nasty. i've thought of another thing to add to my profile.I HAVE HIGH SELF ESTEEMeveryday i look in the mirror and tell myself i look gorgeous.it's not much to add but if i come up with one everyday, i'll have a really long profile. i dont think i want that. imagine how long it'll take my to write my profile? i dont even want to think about it. OH THE HORROR OF IT ALL!i'm taking amanda's advice and putting spaces where i can. oh today, when we had einglish, we were given short paragraphs and we had to summarise them. i was so bored, i went to form funny sentenses. i cant quite remember what i said but.. i was funnny! right? oh fine so maybe it was lame but hey... at least now that i know i can tell stupid jokes, i can write a book and call it HOW TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF AND MAKE YOUR FRIENDS LAUGH with/at YOU!1. run around in your birthday suit on your birthday and claim that you are collecting bacteria for a science project2.you will need easily inflated green plastic and a little oxygen tank-wear the green plastic under your shirt.-when you get angry[at least pretend to be angry] relase the oxygen which is attached somewhere in the green mass.-the green plastic will inflat and tada!-i feel the the need to tell you you might end up looking like a balloon gone terribly wrong. but you'll earn the name THE INCREDIBLE BULK!3.call your enemy a slut and she'll probably slap you.4. you hate your teacher. so on teachers day, buy something that makes a farting sound and put it on the teacher's chair. cover it with a piece of cloth and when he sits, you'll hear him let one rip!5.you really love chicken little because you think he looks cute. pass on the chicken fever by printing loads of chicken little pictures[you might wanna con someone to let you ink for your printer] and pasting it all over orchard road.6. wear a tube dress and when someone looks at you, you bawl and scream that that guy was looking at you. of course people will think your mad so call 999 and ask the poilce to come and when the poilce comes, take his gun away and shoot that fella and make a run for it!!7. call the poilce and say that your from pizza hut deliveries and say that your sorry that you ate the pizza you were supposed to deliver.8. go to church and say the prayer very loudly when everyone looks at you, you say " what?! havent you seen people like me before?!"9steal someone's money and when the poilce comes for you, act like robin hood and say your stealing for the poor and needy.this thing is supposed to continue until 101 but no space so i shall end here.
4:50 AM
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
today was just the worst and the best day of my life! in music, i played like shit. and the worst thing is i found out mr wong was mr FATHER'S student. student. and i was like freaking out. but my freaking out came out as a smile and" well that's nice to know!". this was silly. and in history. oh my god. history. it was the eruption of pompeii! KABOOM! actually no. there was this silly story first then they showed two gladiaters wearing what looked like i little skirt. and they were so very stupid. when the little shower of pebbles was raining down, one of the gladiaters went out and said " come on! it's just pebbles!" then this large rock falls out of the sky and hits him on the head. dumbass. serves him right. standing in the pebble storm acting brave. there was this point that stan said " men those days were very romantic. they like to write love letters to each other." it's so sick. he's probably jealous that he's got no guy to love. aw! like anyone cares. then all of a sudden, adrian wong walks in and inturupts the whole thing and we had to stop watching it.adrianw: class i will be testing oral to the sec 4s so i wont be in classclass: yay!adrianw: wei! at least wait for me to go out of the class then say yay! break my heart!class: (silently critisising him)adrianw: ok anyway blahba blah blah li de da di yadda yadda yaddalame. he's not one of those who have a good sense of humor. I AM THE ONE WHO HAS A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR! but i'm only good at sacarstic jokes so nevermind. and to day was guitar lesson day! and i had this little conversation with my darling of a guitar teacher (not sure if i should've said that.) Pin! the best guitar teacher in the whole of singapore![actually she's the only one i know] rach: i cant do a hammer onPin: you can do it. i'm sure you can do it!rach: it sounds like bon jon jovi. i hate bon jon joviPin: me toorach: finally a bon jon jovi haterPin: it's not bon jon jovi! it's jon bon jovi!rach: oh oopsPin: haha (said something that rhymed with jon bon jovi)rach: try jon bon mobiPin: hahaharach: you know there's a book called moby dick?Pin: ya. wait no it's moby's dick! (laughs hysterically)rach: smiles poilitly. (secretly wondering if Pin's off her rocker)that's the little story. i was flipping through the dictionary and i found this word higgledy-piggledy. stupid word. oh! and in school i was having this stupid conversation with debra and peiweirach: peiwei you're pregnant.peiwei: i know! she did it {points at debra}rach: what?! she made you pregnant?debra: what the hell[pokes me]rach: [pokes back]and now for the grand finalMY PROFILEI AM SELF MOTIVATEDwhen i'm eating chocolate, i motivate myself to eat everythingI AM SACARSTICi called stan an ogre and called him the next day to tell him he smelt badI AM A GENIUSi just found out 1+1=1! amazing aint it?i just love my cheesey jokes. the only problem is that's too cheesey. i'll add a little sacarsm in it. see what happens when cheese meets sars. a new virus. oh well! it infectious!
2:58 AM
Thursday, August 03, 2006
today was the sad day. i did the horridly pathetic malay dance. and i changed the cholthings three times. well, actually i only changed the bottom part three times. the first one fitted perfectly but it had white elephants on it so i decided to change with crystal. however, after wearing her skirt, i realised i could neither bend nor walk. so i changed with kristin. it had seashells on it so it was fine. clarrissa, crystal and i were wearing very light but hot skirts so every now and then, we would pull it up to our thighs and it was very cooling. and joanna was asking me to put the skirt down because it looked obscene. BUT IT WAS HOT! SO SWELTERING HOT. so we were rehersing the dance and i was like man we look like crap and everyone was you know sloppily dancing. well... ok maybe i was the only one who was sloppy but.. hey what so you expect? then we went to put on our mis-matching tops. i got some blue thing that cheng mei wore when she was in pri 2. so i had a bit of a problem tucking my PE shirt. it's like it keeps getting crumpled and stuff so i had to keep tugging and tucking so it was very annoying. in the MPR, when the we went up to dance, i walked passed mr tan and he was like " go for it! we can do it!" and i gave him a worried glance. he said it very loudly. if you dont know him well, you would think hat he's mad. but never mind that. sirin brought her guitar [or her brother's guitar. i dont know] and turmed it upside down and used it as a drum. but the thingg is, they lost the rhythm. not that it matters but they were playing the triangle too so it sounded weird.. and then came faith. the way they danced was just .. great? i dont know. it was a bit exaggerated. very exaggerated actually. later i went out of the MPR to go to the water cooler and i met liwen and she said " i'm gay. look at me. i'm gay" she was wearing that thing that was meant for men. the best part was mr wong dancing at the back. he kicked his leg very high. probably cuz he's not wearing a tight skirt but it was hilarious. mr t and mr guitar guy went forward with their handphones and were desperatly trying to get a footage of the "dancing wong". dont get me wrong. it was hilarious. even before he danced, the moment he ran up with the rest, everyone was laughing. and stupid sarah long used a balloon and hit my head a few times. i tried to get back at her but my skirt wouldnt let me. and the stupid zhi wei. she said i looked retarded. [well i did but she looks more retarded then i haha. jkjk] and the song of choice for our dance was horrible. it was called bangawan solo. you know that cake shop? yea. but in this case, it was a river. the bagawan solo we were dancing too is a river. speaking of the song, debra partcipated in singing. in class. she didnt sing in the MPR. and thank god she didnt. in class, she was screaming " BBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGGGAWWWWAAANNNN SOOOOOOOLLLLLOOOOOOOO! NA NA NA NA NA NA!!!!!!! " half way through she forgot the lyrics you see. it was funny. she would suddenly stop to see the lyrics and then suddenly "BBBBBAAAAAAAAAANNNNNGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAWWWAAAANNNN SOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!etc." the teachers wee having a blast. they were probably laughing at us make a fool of ourselves. but then again, NO ONE CARES! besides it over and we have to move on... i make it sound as if someone just broke up. never mind. lets all come together and sing joy to the world. "JOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THHHHEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOORRRLLLLLLLDDDD DA DA DA DA DA DA! SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING!!!!" yea. the other day, while folding paper stars for fun, huiyi and a few other people broke into a song. i think it was jesus loves the little children i think. so there is one part that goes " red or yellow, black or white, they are precious in his sigh..." i was pretty bored so i shouted yellow. FOR I WAS FROM YELLOW HOUSE! i really didnt expect to write this much today but oh what the hell! the other night, my friend was talking to me about paul's [twohill] braces. and i wasnt interested so everytime she puased, i either said mm, ok, ya huh, then what or i pretended that i didnt hear what she said. she was talking about how nice his braces were? i cant remember. she said loads of things. i need to link mich neo. but i forgot her blog add! mich if you are reading this, dont clip your fringe. you look nicer when you let your fringe down!
7:29 AM
