12:12 AM



several ways to tell rachel is bored

1) she locks herself in the room and reads until she needs to go to the toilet.
2) she goes to videoezy and rents brokeback mountain
3) she starts slapping the daylights out of a stuffed toy
4) she rummages through the fridge for shriveled up dates [as in the fruit]
5) she sleeps at 8pm and wakes up at 12 pm
6) she cancels her tuition for no reason and without parental permission
7) she folds her blankets and clothes over again
8) she reads books meant for little kids
9) she becomes suicidal
10) she doodles ducks and stuff

number 9 was made up.
12:57 AM



i am SICK! which is relativly good news considering the fact that i didnt have to sit in the shit hall listening to the teachers rant their heads off. got my report book back today. actualy, my dad got it for me. hee hee. and i read the comment over and over again to find any sign of sacarsm so i can pick up an arguement with mr tan.

the comments part said:

' rachel has an inquisitive mind and does not easily accept things at face value. she demonstrates a mind of her own [every person has a mind in which they call their own. come on. common sense.] and is certain of the expectations that she has of herself.'

the one's in bold might be the opposite of what he typed. i know somewhere in between those words there is some sort of sacarsm lurking around. and he used the word "demonstrate" because he knows that in that word there is the word "demon" and demon is terribly taboo! I AM NOT BEING PARANOID! I ASSURE YOU!

if i hadnt known mr tan as my perv form teacher, or had i not known him at all, i would have said he looks rather decent. however all the cheesey jokes and girlfriend talk drives your positive view down negative lane.

i actually pity the guy. too bad he's got too many cheesey jokes. he'd be a great teacher if he didnt act like an abnormal person * hint*. ah well. what good would it do now? teacher AND the MOE never take student's opinion into serious consideration. never ever ever. they are just to wrapped up in their little filthy rich lives to listen to a students.

the rich and famous ... are SELFISH MORONS WHO ONLY HELP CHARITIES CUZ IT GIVES THEIR POPULARITY A BIG FAT BOOST!!! eurgh. yuk. i sould so sucky.

ah yes. here's some advice. if you come across a promising book called the godmother, dont buy it. adult maturity and explict contents. there. i've said it.
6:19 AM



i feel idiotic. i hate myself. i was supposed to wake up at 9 to practice my stuff for guitar lessons at 12.30. however, i ignored my alarm and slept til 12.05. and it just so happened that Pin came early and i was fretting. i just went out to put my guitar and i realised that i hadnt tied my hair. i felt like running away....................... into the sun set...

okay so i went to the toilet to wash up n' stuff and then...

so the summary today is: i was a total wreck.

*dies*

@#!$

!#%^%^*&(&)(P_

enough of that. for now. i somehow like to suck on hazelnut. then i skin the hazelnut and i chop on the little nut. i do that when i'm bored. sad isnt it? i dont want to go school tomorrow. i need despratly to be sick! i need to have a fever!!!!

i died

a terrible death

keeep that in mind.

so you can help me tell mr tan

if he cant stop asking. i'll swear not to haunt you.
11:13 PM



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boredom can kill
1:26 AM



i'm finally back from my grandma's house. and i nearly died there. chocolate was scarce scarce scarce. i was dying to have chocolate all week. then, a mieical happened. my parents returned from germany and brought back LOADS OF CHOCOLATE! ENOUGH TO LAST ME until nevt june. dont get me wrong. my mom brought back 6 chocolate bars. each are about twice the size of chocolate bars they sell here. and they cost the same price. but knowing my self, I'LL HAVE A SUPER BINGE!!!

not forgetting the little packets of wholesome dark / milk / white chocolate pieces. i have a hunch huiyi will probably kill me to inherite the chocolate i have. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

i woke up at 11.30 today. it's a wonder how i got up so early. considering the fact that i've been sleeping till 1 pm on most days. so i woke up and went to the toilet, shut the door, collapsed on the floor and fell asleep next to the sink. i was awakened by the noisy sister. she was hollering at my through the door. i open the foor and she was standing at the opposite side of the living room. she walked up to the door of the toilet and i shut the door in her face. then she pounded on the door and opened it again because i thought she would break the door [she can pound. very hard]. assured that she would leave me alone if i brushed my teeth in front of her, i did that. and she was still rooted there. i gave up and walked out of the toilet. she went to the toilet and took some loo paper and walked out. i felt like a failure. she waned me to get out because she wanted toilet paper?! what has the world come to. grrr.

i'm looking forward to guitar lessons. somehow, more than ever. see how deprived of laughter i am? actually, i'm looking forward to my cd. and laughing. and acting like a fool. forget the last sentence.

one week of mtv at my grandma's has done me no good. MTV vids have convinced me that some of the female artists were hookers before they came into the limelight.

i've been thinking... about crazy dreams i've been day-dreaming about. my crazy dream is to... master the classical, acoustic and bass guitars in 5 years [fairly impossible but hey. it's my crazy dream] and get into a band as the guitarist or the keyboardist. it's stupid. i'd be a crappy guitarist. and forget about the keyboard. bleh. stupid fantasies.
11:37 PM



i feel great today. i have no idea why. okay. i'lll start where i've stopped

4) cherry blisters [merry christmas]
[cherries are dangerous]

3) i saw santa in mom's underpants [i saw mummy kissing santa]
[what the hell...]

2) silver shells [silver bells]
[as if we arent bankrupt enough]

1) [my brain is dry. cant think. go figure the song.]

this was inspired by cheah hui yi. i love writing in blod. it makes trhe word so... blod. that's just stating the obvious.. eurgh. i really suck.

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okay. i was having a conversation today and somehow we came across some topic which got me thinking.

if the male race were gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if the male race WERE gay, the human cycle will probably cease to exist but anyway

IF THE MALE RACE WERE GAY!! mr T and edmund would be living happily ever after! what a... horrendous story
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and just like that. i wasted one post. argh. best if i keep a distance from the computer. avoid babbling everything. i cant wait till monday though. i'm going to pretend i've gone overseas. boy am i gonna have fun. [yells]
5:02 AM



i can think of 10 of the worst christmas songs you never knew exsisted. this just proves to say i know it all!

10) all i want for christmas is glue! [all i want for christmas is you]
[this song is bound to make glue sniffers loose control over their cravings]

9) tank them all [deck the halls]
[ instead of muumifying, why not just throw people into huge tanks? it saves a lot of space and time. corpses are not refundable]

8) blast christmas [last christmas]
[ some people hate christmas so what do they do? they blast everyone on christmas. for the fun of not celebrating christmas i guess.]

at this point, i realise that the explainations dont make any sense whatsoever but i doubt it's supposed to make sense since the song titles dont make sense.

7) randolf the big nose wonder [rudolf the red nose reindeer]
[this song naturally is directed to people who like to stick their noses into everyone's stuff. so, if you know you're a nosey, dont sue me. it's not as if I wrote this song! { well.. okay. so maybe i helped a bit but that doesnt count.}]

6) silence the knight! [silent night]
[this title looks more like a phrase... but it's about the bloodiness and bruises taken to kill a knight. you know those block heads of soldiers covered in metal from head to toe in the olden days? yea? get the idea? no? huh. get a life.]

5) rusty the showman [frosty the snowman]
[well.. this show man.. rusts i guess. thats why they call him rusty. who knew! okay... showman as in.. i really dont know how to describe the definition of this word. go figure.]

for the top 4 worst christmas songs, please tune in to my blog tomorrow when i get more inspiration to make up more song names. thanks!
12:19 AM