4:06 AM



great. this is going to be a lot tougher than i thought. my parents wont let me go because

1: they're afraid people there get too touchy

2: they're afraid i'll be raped by a crowd of people who sing happy birthday.

i'm gonna die...
10:55 PM



i realise i havent been posting in quite a while. and my thumbs are burning from pulling the string thingy so tight. and my mom came back from Brazil today!!! and she bought me big pink Brazilian slippers. and a hair clip.

i asked my parents if i could go to baybeats without parental guidence and my dad says " what?! no la! why cant we go along huh? no cannot cannot!" so how??? i really wanna eat chocolate fondue.

today had gym. so eeky. the mat was gross and c.phee asked us to look at our chest. and we did somersaults and found out that my sister also had gym at that time. so embarrassing.

then was TWO FREE PERIODSSSSS!!!!!!! and i totally won old maid on the first round :D after that xiwen stole my seat so i decided to do the english lit thing. BOG THANKS TO SHERLYN FOR DOING ALMOST EVERYTHING!!!!!!! you rocked. i stoned.

then prawny came in and reared her big ugly head/ ass ( doesnt make a difference. i suspect her ass looks like her head. shit keeps tumbling out of her mouth.) and she goes on and on and on and zzzzzzzzzzzzz........ i was reading a book under the table. then suddenly, she went mad and started talking like a complete madwoman. jean suggested to send her to woodbridge.

i am so sorry sherlyn! nothing to blog about. i feel your happiness for louis hamilton's misfortune though! and i still dont know how to spell raff shoe....... shoemarker is it?
4:58 AM



jean brought some stuff called water babies to school. they're little small balls that absorb water. and it look so pretty in the water!!!! then throughout most of the day, jean was playing with them or bursting them. THEY LOOK SO PRETTY IN WATER. apparently, it's a fertilizer.

i cant remember what happened in the morning. during recess i bought some string and started making this thing someone taught me last year. and everyone wanted to do the string thing so 1/4 of it was done by someone else. the rest of the day was boring and sherlyn, esther and debra established a club called " poke rachel club". much to no one's surprise, i'm a bit pissed about it.

then during infocomm, we stoned. end of story.

nothing to write about.

vampires trip over people and they die.

i see my life flash before me. the lights are becoming dim.... I SEE THE LIGHT!

makes no sense right?
5:19 AM



haha. i find this so silly. i got codes from radioblogclub and i added another song from iwebmusic cuz they didnt have it on radioblogclub and it's only 30 seconds on imeem. haha. love this song. reason unknown. but it only plays once so that wont be much of a hassle.

i came to school today feeling rather happy and debra said i look different and jean told me i have shape-less legs.

and prawny is so stupid. half way through she'll stop and go " i'll keep quiet. see who's disrupting my lesson." then when she cannot dahan, she goes " GIRLS! I... I... MY HEART REALLY VERY SAD TO TEACH YOU! LOOK AT YOUR ATTITUDE! NOT PAYING ATTENTION! YOU SEE, THIS GIRL IS LAUGHING AT HER AND SHE'S DOING ANOTHER SUBJECT! LIKE THAT HOW? AND I HAVE VERY LITTLE TIME FOR MY LESSON! PLEASE PAY ATTENTION!!!!"

then comes the " girls, search your heart. search your conscience. i.. i.. very sad!"

she says it all the time. and sherlyn asked me to blog about it. hee.

then english enrichment, everyone was poking me. and caused me to go into such a deep state of paranioa that when sanchia poked me on the shoulder, i yelled.

LALALALALALALA! we might be calling benny, bunny. or bweny. haha benny bunny. such a... adorable name? haha. but considering the fact that most of our male teachers cant keep their hands to themselves, benny's quite okay.
4:39 AM

Considerate Idealist

3:58 AM



I LOVE DAVID GARRETT. for some awkward reason. he plays the violin and and and he's.... old come to think of it. but he's so cool! lalalalala! i heart david garrett. i dont feel like doing the heart thing people sually do. it makes me feel... oh what the heck. <3 <3 <3 <3!!!!!

ok i'm gonna sleep.
5:21 AM



guess who sucks at volley ball? meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! so sickening. i aim also cannot aim properly. haha we got phee. haha. when he says react, he pronounces it as e----.

then when we went back to class, " miss sunshine" was menopausing and she was scolding my group because she says that she didnt recieve our report. so we ran to the staff room to check her table (apparently she cant identify which is her table) but it wasnt there. so we ran down and turns out, she had our report all along. then she was acting like an idiot. she is probably 50-60 and she's picking a fight with a couple of sec twos.

she was scolding cheryl and janna cuz she couldnt find their report. they say they put it on her table. she say they are lying. the defend themselves and she says " but it's not there! school got ghost ah? the ghost took it is it? got spirit ah? no evidence! you dont lie to me okay!" then she steps forward and starts wobbling and says that she's very fair to give them until monday to produce their report. then they ask her to check HER table. and she ,very stupidly, says " but the staff room got hundreds of tables! how i know which one you put?"

someone suggested that the report might be in her pigeon hole (dont think sick yet. it means locker) and she claimed that she didnt have a pigeon hole (feel free to let your imagination run wild now). haha so funny.

and esther brought two nail buffers again. MY NAIL IS SHINY!!!!!! but i feel like i'm becoming a bimbo. but it's so fun! PLUS MY NAIL IS NOW SHINY!
8:02 AM

Mingle² - Free Online Dating

i found this on esther's blog and decided to rate my blog. and do you know why they say it's pg 13?

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

jap (3x)
bastard (2x)
hurt (1x)

that's what they say. how is jap and hurt a bad word? huh? HUH?

3:55 AM



haha. yesterday got competition, and today also got competition!! miss two days of lesson. oh wait. i'm cant say that. i am very very disappointed that i have missed so much during these two days. i'm so HAPPY! there's school tomorrow!

so we went there and it was raining. so we bought coffee and started an idea on prank calling people. at first, we wanted to say " congrats! you've won a trip to goldcoast australia!!!" the hang up. but we figured that we might as well call prawny. so we wanted to make a script of teo chew, cantonese and chinese mixed together. but in the end, we wrote it mostly in teo chew and jap. and i was to add additional words.

" wa si teo chew nang (teriyaki teriyaki)!
le ke pak tor ai mai?( sushi! sashimi! fugitsu!)
wa da bao mee pok ai mai? ( jimmy choo! jimmy choo! vistoria's secret!)"

at this point, we would either hang up or the person we called hung up. but i'll just write the rest anyway.

"wa jia geylang street 13. kin ar kin ar. (toshiba! subaru)
WA KALIKONG! KIN AR! HAYAKU! HAYUKA! Jate Mate, bacu wa hontoni aishiteiru!
ASTRO BOY! ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!"

then xiwen called andrea and kept calling her ah hok. and xiwen hung up because i kept shouting "sashimi". then we called valencia and she hung up saying " i told you, wrong number!"

then got bored and started playing games on each others hand phones.

then we went to eat lunch and ate some macaroni and spaghetti.

the we went to the library and played hide and seek. it was so retarded and everyone waas poking me. i was not even hiding. the first round, i was standing behind a book shelf reading a magazine. debra and xiwen found me after walking past me once. then in the second around, jolene and sherlyn went to a little corner with a lot of ah bengs to hide. but it was too crowded so i sat down and read a book. needless to say, they found me quite easily. when we found jolene and sherlyn, they were telling us of the vulgar bengs. then i was the catcher and well, i didnt have to look much. they just ran past me and i followed.

then we came down again.

then ran up again.

then had a poking match.

then wanted to punch the bengs but never did.

then we made a clay model yesterday and jolene, xiwen and i won the " cutest mouse award". and we actually got a medal for it. then debra, sherlyn and jane got a medal for 3rd runner up. and we celebrated by brain freezing ourselves with smoothies that we hideously expensive.

and omg the announcer was from hk i think. not to be discriminative but he was very lame. the mouse crashed into the wall and he says something about it being on alcohol. and he was like " now we have a speicial perrformance. the mouse will be doing some, erh, drawing and caliguafy." then he says " the depity (deputy) director will judge and i will announce."

then we came back to school and i lay on sherlyn's homework.
3:22 AM



today was cool. everyone kept poking me and i got all paranoid and started yelling. yingqi wrote on my table again. i changed my profile again too. esther brought her nail filler gizmo thingy and i was obsessed because one side made my nail SHINY!!

WENT TO MACS.

went for infocomm and wanted to call benny bobby but didnt get the chance until later. he cut his hair! and i think he's indonesian. and he can speak ENGLISH AND CHINESE. but i'm still taller than him so it doesnt really matter. built the robot and played with squishy tyres. i think i got hit twice. OH AND XIWEN GOT FOAMED! and fat fat piggy was annoyed with us because we were making a lot of noise and throwing xiwen giraffe around (did i mention that its nose is so cute!) but no one cares. then, then, said bye to bob- i mean benny. well, actually the goodbye thing came before the giraffe tossing.

my template got prob. anyway, if anyone finds this skin annoying, help me look for one! dislike cartoons, neeon colours, collage- type pictures on my blog skin! i love daisies.
5:24 AM



today some china kids dropped by and joined us for lessons. and prawny was acting up. and no i dont feel sorry. i guess i dont really have much empathy for people whose life arent in danger. haha.

then at 9.30, went to canteen to sell the goods. at first there werent any people and we were wondering if they've had their recess already. then the primary kids flooded out and bought most of our stock. and A BIG THANKS TO DEBRA JOLENE AND SHERLYN FOR DOING THE MONEY STUFF! im so bad at maths. i accidentally gave the girl a dollar more. but she was nice. she told me. and in the end, WE HAD LOTSA LOTSA MOOLAH! and i just stood around straightening crumpled packets. so thanks you smart guys!

then during geog i got dzzy.

ok now infocomm. we were doing the cake thing again. half way we went up to get money from tyt. and sherlyn almost called her miss table. then we were laughing like lunatics and getting high. then we went to pee and jolene started spraying water on me. "showers of blessings" my foot! i looked like i just got out of the shower.

then went back and siring told me i was as tall as pete whatshisname. AND I'M TALLER THAN MY MENTOR WWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ok that was lame. i am as tall as daniel radcliffe(for an ang moh, he's very short) but one of the china girls was taller and whiter than me! oh and while i was in the canteen, esther drew patrick in my notebook. jean copied a setence from science for me and sirin wrote something about her manager tony.

i dont want to go to school tomorrow. playing volley ball is embarrassing.
5:52 AM



haha my dad was watching something on youtube.

super retarded but super amusing.


8:12 AM



hey all chocoholics in st nicks. a group of loonies (me included) are selling assorted chocolate in the canteen on the 12th and 13th. so if you are interested, support us on that day.

keep a crisp 50 dollah note in that fat wallet of yours in case you'd rather make a donation than buy chocolates from us. thanks!

p.s. does anyone know if we're getting participation points for this?
5:23 AM



NAMES I'VE BEEN GIVEN
______________________________

RACH
ROCH
RACHELLE OH
RACHA
RAJA
MISSY
RAKEL
RAFAELLE
RUFFLES
RUFUS
RACHEL THE DINOSAUR
RA - CHEL
RATIAL

P.S. I DONT REALLY KNOW HOW TO SPELL SOME OF THE NAMES SO I JUST SPELL THEM THE WAY PEOPLE PRONOUNCE IT.

3:54 AM



i realise i keep laughing during art. i sit next to debra and i sit across dion and sherry. so i'd get all high and stuff and start asking debra why she asks me silly questions. oh and debra wanted me to mention that she and esther were dedicating songs to me. then on the way back to class, debra decides i should be called rufus. yep. after the naked mole rat in kim possible. then i mention something about rufus being a boy. then she said that it was bisexual,

rachel: are you trying to say that i'm bisexual?
debra: no! it's just
sirin: i'm bisexual.
valencia: you're bisexual?
sirin: who says i am?
rachel: no!
valencia: no not you.
sirin: actually i am.

prawny says we're immature. nothing new with that.

went to macs for lunch and was screaming like a paranoid old woman. because people were poking me and my.. you dont need to know.

ate a double cheesburger and was on the verge of squirting coke out of my nose.

then in infocomm, we were training for njrc and they appointed me leader. so.. whoooo. then our mentors were benny and some other guy. at first i found him a bit freaky cuz he was smiling too much. actually i still find him freaky. but he was nice i guess. AND I'M TALLER THAN HIM!!!! take no offence my friends. that was not sarcasm. i swear. believe me. i really mean it.

so right now i'm trying to decide whether i should play happyland or just go to sleep. but it really makes no difference because when i play happyland, it's because i'm either bored or half asleep.

so........we might be selling some m and ms thing and sorry esther but the place where i'm ordering the thing doesnt have sorini's chocolates. we'll be in the canteen ( or you can come to our class if you want ) selling the thing. price is taken into consideration. i think.
3:38 AM



hey all chocoholics in st nicks. a group of loonies (me included) are selling assorted chocolate in the canteen. date to be confirmed later.

so if you are interested, support us on that day. it is most likely gonna be on the 12 and 13th. but we dont know.

but keep a crisp 10 dollah note in that fat wallet of yours in case you'd rather make a donation than buy chocolates from us. thanks!
4:09 AM



guess what. i cant remember what i wanted to blog about. i remember it was something funny but i just cant think right now.

i think i'll post another post later.
3:47 AM



madonna can play the guitar. i'm surprised.

anyway, if anyone is bored of my skin, you can help me pick one. im bad at choosing skins.

tomorrow is monday and i havent done my homework. oh what the hell.

singapore is getting so warm. stupid global warning.

air-con spoilt. and the fan is not strong enough.

i'll go buy ice-crea.

i still doubt prawny will help us.

she claimed on friday that she thought we didnt need her help. all because we didnt call to remind her. i wish a bird would just go and shit on her head. stupid small fry.
11:21 PM



it's one am and i cant sleep because i slept during the afternoon. and i hit my head agaist the ladder on my double-decker bed. yes. i still sleep in a double-decker bed because my room is too small for seperate beds.

and the most annoying thing is that my sister requested for that bed. but in the end, she doesnt even sleep on it. she puts her mattress on the floor and sleeps there. NRAGH.

i'm waiting for the red hot chilli peppers to come on but some bald guy is taking over the stage. oh and just now at 8pm, they showed some jap bands and there was this band that was so awful. there was rhythm but you couldnt here anything but the lead singer screaming. and his mohawk reminds me of sanjaya. and it also reminds me of the stupid gatsby ad. then there was this other jap band called albingdon high school or something like that. and they wore CHECKERED SKIRTS AND CHECKERED PANTS. might as well wear a dress.

i'm so pooped. entertain me.
10:00 AM

okay so this isnt a funny vid or anything. but i'm addicted to the song!!!! oh yea. and the guy with specs reminds me of Napoleon dynamite.

so here's the dude dancing.

and here's a harry potter spoof. it's damn funny.

i'm addicted to youtube!!!!!!!!!!!

6:37 AM



okay so i havent posted in two days. so here i go. ranting about yesterday.


050607

went recess with debra,esther,valencia,joanna and clara. so i was queuing at the mushroom rice stall and valencia joined the queue. or so i thought. debra and esther were at the next stall and clara was at the pasta store. so then i wonder : where's joanna? so i turn around and ask valencia "eh, where's joanna?" then i look down and oh my god. there she is. looking insulted. then she starts poking me. pfft.

then during infocomm, we were doing some cake thing. half way through, we ran out looking for miss poo because i read the script jolene typed for me but the lady wont give us a cheaper price. so we met mrs seah and she said her daughter was a friend of "cocoa tree's daughter" so she may have it cheaper. then she said i was defensive. i am so not lor.

then we found miss poo. so i say

rachel: the chocolate is still $2.20 after discount.
poo: ya. ya.
rachel: ya.
poo: ya.

it was so retarded. oh and jolene, i know why you cannot draw on the cake. you have to lock the first layer then open a second layer and you draw on that layer.

060607

today was pretty much boring. i played volleyball like a bimbo. i cant throw straight. so i throw left. and then right. and then sirin goes into a sneezing fit. then i hit the ball and it flies in all directions and my arms become itchy.

generally, that's all i can remember right now.

i'm hungry.

i am never going pass chem.

the compound combination thermal decomposition thing is too much to handle!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE KINGS OF CONVENIENCE!!!!!

Labels: i'm posting today

1:57 AM




4:15 AM



i asked my dad to help me buy a 1GB thumb drive. i thought it looked rather familiar.

then i realised: debra has one like this.

but hers is black. mine is titanium.

and now vids!




3:47 AM



i have no idea why i'm so sensitive. someone poke me and it feels as if someone slapped me.

anyway, esther is afraid of sirin's hair. and i have learnt that peeling off the shell of prawns is fun when they're not cooked. it comes off so easily. i'm not being mean. and the shit of the prawn is on top.

and i got poked in the face twice today. JOLENESHERLYNDEBRAXIWEN do not even think of poking me tomorrow.

ok i'm going to go to youtube to find some videos for everyone to watch so that i dont have to blog!
2:48 AM



ok so the tag board people are demanding that i post something. today was normal. nearly died during morning jog.

then i embarrassed myself during chinese. we had to do this skid thing and i was the "good guy", jean was the " pregnant woman" and cheng mun and debra were the " bad guys". oh yya and esther was the narrator.

debra and chengmun pushed me and jean and rushed to the seats and put their bags on it.

rachel: (unenthusiastically) ah. zhen mei gong de xin.
esther: says something.
chengmun: also says something.
rachel: ne nan dao mei you kan dao huai fu.. oh it's yun fu? nan dao ni mei kan dao yun fu ma?
chengmun: wo de shu bao hen gui. ru guo (something something) ne neng pei de qi ma?
rachel: uh?
debra: yao da jia ma? (pushes jean on to floor)
jean: ARGH! (then breaks into hysterical laughter)

it was a disaster. and no one was asking questions. so eurgh!

then was recess and then was art. after art, i wasnt bothering to pay attention to the history teacher. she was "gossiping" about some dutch girl. towards the end, jean asked me to follow her to the water cooler. then when we were walking to the WC , the people at the back wanted us to help them fill theirs with cold water. so we went one level down. but the water wasnt cold. so we went another level down and emptied all the bottles and filled it up again. by the time we went back, it was already end of lesson.

then just before maths, debra and i went up to see leong to get some form. then she was nagging and nagging. then we sneak back to class because leong said sanchia had the form but she didnt. so we sneak back out again. then leong was nagging again then she finally gave us the form. then we came down again and i left debra outside to fill in the form because math teacher asked me to go in.

maths lesson was so stupid. she anyhow point fingerss at the people she hates. i was TOTALLY being a good girl and trying to learn AS I ALWAYS DO and she accuses me debra esther and jean of disrupting the class or something about not appreciating the seat she's given us. just feel like boxing her.
7:24 AM