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Tuesday, February 16, 2010


but since i do, i'm here to traumatize any unlucky person to come across this post!

so there i was, sitting in front of the telly watching the show "bizarre animal E.R." and they were going through a surgery to remove the testicle of a leopard. it seemed every bit like the friendly, informative childrens show, full of colourful cartoon picture and such. they even took care to refer to it's anatomy as "crowned jewels".

therefore, when they took to discussing animal sexual behaviour in explicit detail, i was pretty much surprised. especially since my sister was there. it went something like this:

Many homosexual activity occur between animals. 15% from (okay i forgot the name but it looks like a duck), and another percentage from RAMS, and the most from DOLPHINS, who have tried mating with TURTLES, SHARKS, AND EVEN EELS.

Penguins also partake in PROSTITUTION. It has been known that some females will *ahem* with the males in return for SHINY PEBBLES (i mean, like, WTF?!).

Monkeys are the most sexually active of all. They have sex as a form of GREETING, TO RESOLVE A DISAGREEMENT, mating (of course), AND AS A FORM OF CELEBRATION AFTER FINDING FOOD.

Earth worms and snails are hermaphrodites, bearing both male and female reproductive organs.
and i swear. i nearly remember the next part word for word. yes, i was that traumatized.

As such, during mating, the two worms wrestle. The dominant one then STABS HIS PENIS INTO THE OTHER WHO HAS TO PLAY THE FEMALE AND GIVE BIRTH (at this point they had a animated picture of the two worms connected the little wormy babies popping out of nowhere).

In octopuses, the male's tentacle acts as a penis, DETACHING FROM THE MALE'S BODY AND REACHING THE FEMALE FOR FERTILIZATION. However, the tentacle does not grow back and the male eventually dies.
god forbid i have to watch a show with this kind of information in front of my sister again. AND T WAS NOT SOME SICK SHOW. IT WAS ON OCTO! haha okay it was very weird...

but the next show was brink! and it was quite cute cuz the little skids and cartoons make the show so cute!

school tomorrow... i have to use my ang bao moolah to pay for a new guitar (sob) xin tong!

P.S. hey Iy Iuh, is the movie thingy still on?

5:25 AM


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