awesome stop- motion vid and song by Oren Lavie.

wonder how long it took to make
8:28 PM



i feel extremely detached from everything right now. my nose is completely blocked and i seriously feel like digging a hole and huddling in there just to see how much warmer it is than my room.

here's something random for you guys to chew on. my mom brought back this turquoise coloured tissue back that says "cutie". and on it is the most ridiculously hideous thing i've ever seen.at first i thought it was a baby. but on closer inspection of the offending creature, i realise that it's in a sumo stance and.... there's this tiny piece of cloth down there that i accidentally mistook *ahem cough* for something else. BUT IN ANY CASE, "cutie" and scary baby-like sumo do not suit each other.

okay fine... sumo dude isn't all that hideous but he is undeniably the weirdest thing i've seen. today. his hair looks uncannily like a baby's bonnet... alright... so maybe it's a BABY SUMO.

that's one fat baby sumo.

i'm looking at a 2 dollar note now and i noticed that they've printed Yusof bin Ishak face with great detail. he even has eye bags! i haven't come up with silly book titles for, what. two years? i remember in sec one i used to come up with a lot of strange things... so since i'm bored i'll just come up with another nonexistent book!

THE GUIDE TO SEC FOUR LIFE

Prologue:

welcome and thank you for buying this book. remember, for every book you buy, i become 10 bucks richer! so first things first, i would to establish that:

YOU'RE SEC FOUR. YOU HAVE NO LIFE.

now, with that in mind, put down this book for a second, go grab some chips and pack up on those carbs.

now pick the book up again. throughout the year, it's gonna be braincells massacre galore! the chips don't really help. it's just comfort food. don't fret yet friend. just remember, your mom and dad love you loads. i, on the other hand, couldn't care less but nevertheless, i shall give you some advice. this should be your routine:

go school, come home, eat, study, sleep. oh and bathe.

good luck, i hope you make it.

-END
8:18 AM



TODAY, I WENT SO SCHOOL FEELING LIKE I RUBBED SAND PAPER IN MY EYES. in other words, i was abso-positutly tired beyond anything. and when i'm tired, i go all crazy. i went around telling people about the show i watched last night on Okto. there was some people to actually eat hornet larvae (i am tellin ya. that thing is GROSS) and how the more matured ones have to have their shit squeezed out. i'm telling you, the process was gross. the lady squeezed the white larvae and this long brown thing came out and she used her bare hands to pull it out.

i know.

it's more graphic than anything i've ever seen before.

just imagine. the gross squish-worthy larvae is about 4 cm in length and a lil more than 1 cm in diameter. IT'S SHIT WAS PROBABLY ABOUT 3 CM LUH!

on a brighter note, Clarissa told me another sequel to the "GREAT JOKES OF PAN!" (pronounced as p-ah-n).

if pan lao shi ever called her son or her daughter dar (say it singaporean style : dah), then their name would be Pan Dar!

ahaha it probably doesn't sound as funny as it should but i was laughing so much. the first few jokes were super funny! we were talking (more like spluttering since we were laughing so much) what would happen if she named her kids cake, peter, or frying. ahaha it was mad.

anyhoo, apparently our school has a new song. one that sounds like an elevator song (an annoying one i might add). i feel kinda sorry for the girl who composed cuz it wasn't all that welcomed (hah even the primary kids were stoned about it!) but seriously. it caused me a headache for the entire day cuz it got stuck in my head and was playing on loop, over, and over, and adfiubsdgibakjgvagva.

and if i rememebr correctly, the lyrics were:

la dee da doo doo dee dee da (yea. we have baby language on the first line)
good morning ** ********
zao an to you too(veh random hor, whole song in english then suddenly one "zao an" pop up)
it's a new day ** ********
too cool for school ( i think)

it's a new day ** ********
something something something
hula hula wehaveweirduniforms
dancing spiders islets of Langerhans
da dee da doo doo dee dee da, da doo. (and it ends with baby lang too! awesome ya? it's like we don't know how to speak!)

i really really hope they dont make us sing this every monday. who even suggested this anyway? it's not like we're short of school songs! i still remember in primary 1, they gave us a thick book full of songs. i threw it away soon after that. but my point is, why do we need an elevator song a new school song? really... let's be honest. no one's gonna sing it.

cheers! :)
5:36 AM