i made brownies y'all! yea. mom bought baking chocolate bars from the supermarket. the brand is.. um.. nestle, toll house. i dunnoe. so in other words, they're unsweetened. wanted to bake this really easy-to-make cupcake recipe. but i found a recipe on the bake of the box so i decided to bake that.

so here's the recipe if you're interested in baking.

CHOCOLATE FUDGE BROWNIES

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• 1 2/3 cups of sugar (1 1/3 is kinda enough)


• 1/2 cup butter or margarine (my mom said that's like half a block of butter)


• 2 tbsp. water (milk would be better)


• 2 bars (4 oz.) nestle toll house unsweetened chocolate broken into pieces


• 2 big eggs


• 1 1/2 tsp. vanilla extract


• 1 1/3 cups all purpose flour


• 1/4 tsp. salt


• 1/2 cup chopped nuts (optional)

PREHEAT oven to 350 F
MICROWAVEsugar butter and water in a big bowl for 4-5 mins or until it bubbles then add the chocolate bars and stir till it melts.
After it cools, add everything in one at a time and put in a pan.
BAKE for 15-20 mins.

something is wrong with me. posting recipes when i'm bored.... meh.
2:35 AM



found a few bunny pictures in my photo library. i think i got some off goggle some time ago.... bunny bunny bunny!







so cute.
12:35 AM



hey people! took off the stinky plaster thingy that was on my eye. but my eye still hurts. and jean, i didnt go for lasik. haha.

on that day itself, the hospital people were really nice. or, at least, trying to be. one of the nurses was talking to me while the doctor was poking a needle in me, telling me not to worry about having a clogged nose because they would be putting a tube down my throat. then i think: what the hell do i need to know that for?

and for the first time in forever, i feel like there's nothing to do. so what do i do? i sit back and surround myself with packets of tidbits. i weighed myself and gasp i gained a lot of weight.

looked at my report book today. prawny is so unreasonable. quote:

"Rachel needs to learn to focus during lessons."

pffft. she means i need to learn to focus during HER lessons. seriously, if there was anything worth focusing on, other than focusing on not listening to her whine, obviously i would have focused.... or not.

AND SHE GAVE ME A FAIR FOR NOT (i quote again) "GIVING ALL MY ATTENTION TO HER"!

to her, i say: SEARCH YOUR CONSCIENCE AND YOUR FAT HEART YOU NONSENSICAL WOMAN! HUH! CALL ME PROBLEMATIC BECAUSE I DONT WANNA GET MARRIED AND GIVE BIRTH TO 10 KIDS AND HAVE FLABBY ARMS AND LOTS OF CELLULITE AND SAGGY BOOBS! HUH!

okay i'm going to eat some Popsicles!
2:12 AM



i'm at home today. nope. i'm not poning. i have an mc. or at least i'm going to have one. once i've gone to the eye doc. then their gonna give me some weird eye drops and cause me to bang into the wall like they did last time.

last night i had the strangest dream. i dreamt about moneys and happyland adventures. if i remember correctly, the monkeys were up and about and jumping on clouds. yea. then their fur turned all golden or white and the clouds become trees and i fell from the tree.

then i woke up cuz i hit my head on the ladder. then i went back to sleep.

then it was like i was in front of the computer playing happyland adventures with a twist. i was suppose to hit the character against all the walls and they turn into coins. then the next thing i know, i was being chased by mushrooms. then my dad woke me up.

he said something

but i wasnt listening

so i went back to sleep.

and then i dont remember if i dreamt of anything else.

and not i'm watching a cook show and i think the chef is gay.
8:12 PM



yesterday i went to school feeling like a million bucks. and came back feeling crap. had to sit down on the cold hard floor all day and my butt and back were hurting. then had lunch at an awkward time and then had extra maths lessons.

mr **** just strolls in and starts blabbering(well, that's what it sounded like to me) in his high pitched girly voice. but i must say, it's way better than prawny. she'll just stand in front and whine non-stop. like some irritating kindergarten kid who's pooped in his pants.

then CCA was so damn sucky. started out fine before we realised we had a new airhead teacher who cant teach. so we decided to go next door for a camera course. but then "The Constipater" steps up behind us and tells us to leave if we arent there to learn. so we left and went back into the room where the (lets just call her fat arsed bitch from now onwards) FAB was talking. and she talks so fast and didnt give us a chance to catch up. and she's such a #!%$#&%^(_*+)*&%^*&$%&$#&%^*^T(&^*&&*(&*( . she refuses to help us and even calls the teacher-in-charge to down grade our conduct grade. EURGH! STUPID ASSHOLE!

and today, sat on cold hard floor again. but i'm happy cuz i passed all my tests on the overall! or at least i think so... cant remember.

and the mother******* teachers were being so damn unreasonable. shouting for no reason, giving dumb threats, giving us only 30 seconds to go to the toilet, and getting all pissy cuz they think they look so cool and strict and the entire world fears them. fact is, the entire world is laughing at their stupidity and unreasonable explanations for scolding us.

I CANT WAIT TILL SEC FOUR!
6:17 AM



i sat up suddenly, feeling a strange discomfort in my foot. numbness perhaps? maybe i'll just sit here a bit longer and it'll wear off. but the pain wouldnt go. instead, it got worse. i peeled away my blanket and was horrified. my entire foot was covered in blood.....

ok. reality check. that didnt really happen. but i did have an excruciatingly painful big toe. on further investigation, i figure i had a really bad infection. and... i wont go into the details.... dont think that anyone would want me to do that.

so there's NO SCHOOL TODAY and i spent most of the earlier hours watching TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN! it's a nice animae that xiwen has introduced to me. highly recommended for the avid TV junkie who is suffering from Severe Headache Insomnia Typhus Etc.

yesterday was reflection day and then two priests and some volunteers came to.. educate us? i dont know what word to use. and they were really really funny.then the priest told us a ghost story and at the end, mrs C came in and started talking bull.

"i was on the phone and ~ hotel call me and ask me to blah blah blah blah then i know that it was ~hotel in (dunnoe what country she said."

being the stupid fat pea brain she is, right after the priest told his storey and mentioned that he wont say the name of the hotel in singapore, mrs C stupidly comes up and says she knows the name of the hotel and mentions that it is from another country. and i'm like, shut up bullshitter.

i must say, i suddenly feel that my hands have become gigantic all of a sudden.
3:46 AM



i feel like a sad kid. i'm sitting in front of the telly(well i was) eating from a container of left over frosting. i'm surprised that it still hasnt gone bad.

6:21 AM



i couldnt find anything to make my rocky road so i decided to do some cup cakes. so i went to search on marthastewart.com and i went to do this cupcake called carrot cake mini cupcake. and i tell you the stuff is AWESOME! not to mention really fattening. but nice :)

i'm not watching a stupid show called spiders. it's really gory and gross. there's this secret military secret called " Mother.In.Law" and they put an alien gene with a spider and it becomes a mutant and it's asexual. you didnt need to know that. but it's relevant. if they wanted to make it a better movie, they should at least make the spider such that it can reproduce and kill more people and eventually get squashed by big guns and cannons. and big elevators. and big hunky but sweaty police men who hold little toy guns while searching for a ginormous spider.

did i mention that when the spider gets squashed, this yellow goo oozes out of the carcass and it's just really gross. and when the thing was still alive, the camera zooms in and you can see how slimy it is. the eyes are like EURGH and it has very hairy and blue legs.

at the end of the show when they are showing the credits and stuff, they play this stupid song " a girl like you is fine-ine-ine-ine" or something like that. it's a whiny song.

and earlier in the day i was watching this avril lawhateverhernameis video on the song called "hot" which i found extremely stupid. she's going all panic! at the disco and she dresses like the back up dancers from a 50 cent video. on top of that, the lyrics seriously suck.

"you make me so hot"
"you make me wanna drop"
"you're so ridiculous"
"you're so fabulous"
"you're so good to me"

but other than that, i kinda sat through it. kinda catchy tune. BUT IT IS UNFORGIVABLE TO DO SUCH A DUMB VIDEO.

anyway, thought you folks might want the recipe for the cupcakes.

Makes 42 mini cupcakes

• 1 cup sugar
• 2 large eggs, room temperature
• 1/2 cup vegetable oil
• 1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
• 1/4 cup buttermilk
• 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
• 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
• 1 teaspoon baking powder
• 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
• 1/2 teaspoon salt
• 1 1/2 cups grated carrots
• 1/2 cup raisins

Maple cream cheese frosting

Makes enough for 42 mini cupcakes

• 1 package (8 ounces) cream cheese, room temperature
• 1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, room temperature
• 1 tablespoon pure maple syrup
• 1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
• 2 cups confectioners' sugar

but whatever they use fir the frosting, just use half cuz if not, prepare to grow a size bigger. either way, you'll gain weight eating these super sweet yummies!
6:06 AM



Funny justin timberlake: making jesica simpson


Madtv - desperate housewives


Memoirs of a geisha-Madtv(just dont watch the last one minute or so)


TAI TV episode 17

4:20 AM



i am bored. yesterday i went to a hawker center and was eating char siew rice. and i got up and saw this old ah ma ( okay okay. exaggeration. old AUNTIE) who looked like she went for botox regularly and she wears a lot of make up. think Molly. and she was wearing this pink flower on black background tank top thingamajig and was showing way too much cleavage.

then today, i came home to watch this show called treasure hunters. it was the last episode so i decided to settle down on the couch and watch it. so there are three groups of three left and they have to find this secret room and find a five letter word to open this cryptex. and it was so stupid. the first group who came into the secret room were a bunch of.... well two looked like bouncers and the other was really scrawny. she they couldnt find the word so one of them dozed off. then the other two teams came and in the end, the weirdy group who calls themselves the geniuses won.

at the end they've got this little bit where they tell the viewers about the experience. so the guy from the geniuses who dozed off was like:

"i really tried to give it my all. to do everything i can for my team, and to help them whenever i can."

the irony of it all was that all he did was prop himself against a wall and snored away.

then they gathered all the previous teams into this big stage and the host started talking and "... AND HERE IS OUR WINNING TEAM!" and the three guys came out, two of which were waving their flab around. and then all the teams got out of their seats and started hugging each other. and the host was standing there going" come, gentlemen! join me!"

but no one heard him. so he went" um, gentlemen! JOIN ME!" and the three dudes where still hugging the people.

so he walked up to the huggy mass and was like " come on now! join me! now now ladies, francis! sam! no! come on let's go! sam!"

sigh. the stupid things i see.
3:47 AM



today, i am fairly delighted. although there are two more tests to the day i have a sleep marathon, i've been doing some post-celebration of my own! let's see. for the past few hours i've been:

- snoozing. nothing special there.
- scoffing down sweet treats.
- scoffing down more sugary treats.
- singing when i'm showering in the bathroom.
- and amusing myself by sorting all my marbles and pebbles over and over again.

i am so proud of my accomplishments! so todays paper was maths. and, surprise surprise, i feel like my life is over. other than that i'm ready for celebration. i'll just need to get some balloons and confetti. not forgetting lots of chocolate! i'm gonna try to make a rocky road cake this week end. i'll see how it works out!

p.s. chengo, i've linked you!
3:43 AM