A new stage.
Wednesday, January 31, 2007


my gosh. you guys should listen to creed. it's a band in case you were wondering if it's a place or anything. one last breath is such a smashing song.

speaking of smashing, i still feel like killing s.l. maybe i'll smash her head like a pumkin. [takes bat]SPLAT![bloody mess] i'm growing sadistic again. i really really need to get into robotics or anything else in infocomm. it's really a must must. i have to get out of guides. i'm rotting in there. all i know is that they ask us to do drills, stupid tests and punishments. none are helpful to et a job. except to be a housewife. which i do not intend to be. i want to earn my own salary. like my aunt. she works in some insurance company as an ITE manager and guess what? she earns enough to go overseas more than 6 times a year. and to far away places like germany, aus and blah blah blah. and she still has time to join the triathalon. whatever that is.

i must get through the audition. if i stay in guides any longer, i swear i'm gonna kill myself. guides is a pplace you go to to rot. express student should be given the choice to speak up for themselves. the sap students get more attention i must say. and it is probably more than enough attention. by attention, i mean being about to have our opinions taken into deep consideration by the teachers instead of getting the " oh you have to adapt" lecture from the oh so boring freaks.

honestly, singapore really sucks. i dont know why my parents didnt just stay in ohio. studying in my school environtment is practically a big waste of time. try going beyond you principals to get into the teacher's good books just to change a little something to your dislikings. completely ridiculous. i vow never to suck up to teachers ever after getting my cca changed.

4:42 AM


Tuesday, January 23, 2007


i had lessons with Pin today which cheered me up a whole lot. for the 45 mins. then my happiness sunk to the core of the earth. i feel as if i'm helplessly lying on the ground unable to move. i pestered my mom to give me all the teachers email so i complain about them to the principal anonymously. and i'll see if she does anything about the teachers she hires.

i'm gonna be a lawyer. it's completely decided. i'll make a few big bucks and i'll sue all the teachers i hate and make sure all their life's hard earned cash will be mine. cruel as it sounds, it's really letting them off light. they ruined my life and i'll ensure they will be in pain all their life.

and mr imran needs anger management. he sent two student out of class cuz they didnt copy the formular and then three girls laughed cuz he called sally when no one was called sally and he got petty and sent them to the back of the class. and he went on and on about how he's concered about the two girls and how they are so cruel to laugh even they're gone. i mean hello? he sent them out in the first place. if he was concerned, he'd have brought them back in. what a jackass. and as miss goh says, this is injust to the students who end up drawing on their hand and listening to the ass talking about moral and respect.

quote:
IFFF YOU DONT RESPEEEEEECT ME, THEEN IIIIIIIII DONT REESPEEEEEECT YOU!

it almost seems like he's talking out of his ass. well then. it's time to make mouldy cookies for him.

I MISS SETH TAN AND ADRIAN WONG!!!

i love matchbox twenty..sob... they sound so darn good but i cant find any of their albums! and their lyrics actually mean something.and the rhythm is so delectably awesome. and i dont think they use much distortion. maybe that's why it sounds so good! i especially like the song real world. it's a nice song with nice music in the background and they singers sound so good and and and AW THEY ROCK!!!!! i kinda like adult alternative. i find the songs much interestion then others.

oh and did i mention that the new chinese teacher's voice is damn irritating. it can go incredibly high and it makes you feel like crushing her pipes.. you know what i mean. and jean pointed out her mouth was disgusting. at first i didnt agree cuz she looked nice with her mouth closed but i have to admit. yukky yukky mouth.

though i've tried, i've fallen
i have sunk so low
i messed up better i should know
fallen by sarah mclachlan.

3:45 AM


Monday, January 22, 2007


i hate all of singapore's teachers.downright idiots them. what do they think i am anyway? a guniea pig they test methods on and in the end, they end up killing the poor animal. fuck susan lim and her shit explaination if it even was an explaination. she cant even stay still and talk. she must walk away and talk at the same time. and the school says we must respect people. forget it. i will only respect those who deserve to be respected.

like Pin. she's nice.

and not that friggin whore of my english teacher who keeps calling 25/rebecca/rachel (aka me)
what a piss off world i've been born into. i want to migrate to australia and visit mavis and say fuck to every single teacher in st nicks before i go. i dont care if they sue me for writing this. do they even have a right to do so? if they were nice i would not have to blog about this for the world to see. so to everyone: most of singapore teachers are lousy and biased because the people who give qualifications to teachers dont know how to judge teachers. a child such as myself and others should be giving the okay sign. there are nice teachers who need not fight for the classes attention because she is nice.

but others like my geog teachers enjoy being in control and controling everyone. she finds paper on the floor DISGRACEFUL! we should have free will in this country. hire a private tutor to teach you. the nice ones will automatically get hired and so for others to get hired they have to be nice. teachers i hate = shit.

with the exceptions of my parents because i am their daughter and have to put in something nice. and besides they teacher uni people. i wouldnt know if they are nice.

so memo to self:
1) yank english teacher's braces out.
2) make the geog teacher shorter than she already is and her husband will divorce her.
3) see how fragile sl's hair is and for a test, i pull and try to yank off everything.
4) make mrs seah go for comedy lessons so her jokes wont be so darn lame.
5) knock teeth out of every guides commander so i would not have to listen to their crap.
6) tell the new principal she's hopeless.
7) say congrats to mrs goh for staying in the school for so long without a single parent complaining about her attitude.

people who have read my blog last year will realise i left out tan and wong. that's because i finally appeciate their utter stupid but funny stories thousgh i must say they still look like perverts to me.

so cheers to those who do not oppose this post.

4:15 AM


Saturday, January 20, 2007


i swear. going out with relatives you dont like for a lunch / birthday thingy [or a retirement party] is extremely TABOO. yes. i have now named it taboo. even though i dont think it's a suitable word for the situation.

so here i am at some fancy dim sum resturant [not forgetting that most of the guy waiters were really hot] chopping on cabbage and duck skin. suddenly my grandpa starts talking about how every dish is made and all the ingredients and my head basically exploded there and reconstructed itself within the next few hours i spent lying in bed staring at my stuffed cd holder. the experience was HORRIFYING. [red colour symbolises Horrific Ordeal{at} Random Resturant, Instant Frustration [and forget the Y] Instant Nincompoopy-nes Guarenteed. chim right?well, not if you can read.]

first, the little plate of little fried fish and cubed cucumber and some other vege appears on hte table.
gramps: you know ah in those days they used to fry................

he talks until the next dish comes and then

gramps: and this noodle.. you know how it's made?............

occasionally he stops for quite a bit to eat then

gramps: and i bought you some porcelin pig, mouse and dog from australia [ liked that bit]

so all those fake smiles blew my head and my temper to high heaven and they didnt come down till much later [much to my parent's dismay] so huiyi, though you may laugh at almost anything i critisise, TRY NOT TO! it'll tighten up those stomach muscels and you wont have to worry about dieting next time. besides laughing too much will cause the cheek muscels to cramp up. kinda like notox but in a uncomfy position.

and i've decided to give seth tan a teddy bear for whatever reason i come with to make him feel so darn guilty he never said hi to the one dees except sirin and joanna. as for adrian wong, i'll get him some tweezers his eye brows look scary. like oscar from seasame street. but i wouldnt want him to pluck until his brows are as thin as the tatoos old women get when their eye brows disappear.

rachels gonna kick your ass.

4:25 AM


Tuesday, January 09, 2007


i've been doing some serious thinking. for the first time in weeks. so i was thinking that teachers should cut the crap and joke more often.

oh and my science teacher.. what the hell. he's so boring. except for the part where he mispronunced everyone's name. he told us not to pull a black face but his face is already black. as jean pointed out. and music class was hilarious. cheryl chai said her name was christy and she was in swimming. janna said that her name was jennifer lee [or something like that] and said she was in netball i think. which was really funny. and the poor blur teacher was like staring at us wondering what we were laughing at.

i've heard harry potter and the order of the pheonix is coming out. so before anything goes wrong, i'll just make a parody.

LARRY SPLOTTER AND THE ORDER FROM FED-EX
characters: larry splotter, her-moany gangus, jon queasley and drucken malnoy.

last time we left the gang fussing over some mint. and a shrunkened-brain larry. they found malnoy in a pig sty not too far from jon's house and turned out he never did explode.

her-moany: good news larry. apparently according to my, obvious geniused, calculatoins, your brain's stopped shrinking. bad news, it'll stay that way unless you put some knowledge in that empty walnut shell in your skull.
larry: SHUT UP PERV-FOAMY! i've enough knowledge to last me till manhood.
jon: uh larry? ya got mail from some f---f--fed--...
larry: oh man! federline? FROM KEVIN FEDERLINE?! I LOVE THAT MAN!!!
drunken: no you pathetic ninny, **** ****. it says fed-ex peabrain.
her-moany: it asys you have to make a delivery.

at that moment, a drucken mrs queasly walks down.

mrs q: well boys and perv-foamy, i'm high ov' th' moon. LETS CELEBRATE AND GO STREAKING!!

and with that she run out of the house butt naked. only to get caught by the police 1 km later.

jon: eh lurry. you bettur get on with that delivery. otherwise the "AX" is gonna be fed up...
larry: ya whatever.

10 hours later..

larry: man it sucks being in the delivery business.
her-moany: you've regained your speech!
larry: i ate the jelly beans for em. and what do i get? a hell lot of hollering and a whack on the head!
her-moany: larry, it's a delivery for them. not you.
larry: but the card says : please eat these belgium jellies! more where that came from!
her-moany: his grammar is hopeless.
larry: i dont have a gramma!
drunken: ass.

2:18 AM


Saturday, January 06, 2007




i find this thingy real cute.

and i found out i hate every waking moment spent in my new class. i hate the fact i cant eat dimsum today.

and i hate seth tan for not taking a sec two class.

one of these days when i make it big, i'm gonna sue the teachers there in st nicks

if rachel ever makes it big, she'd be a:
1) a really good fortune teller
2) the author or a really good book.
3) an interior designer
4) a rich man's wife. [AND THAT MAN WILL NOT BE MORE THAT 5 YEARS OLDER THAN I!!!]
5) the boss of a series of music shops
6) a film director
7) a really succesful con-woman

sigh. of all the normal things i could do, the above are really hte easiest.

my future looks so friggin bleak. unless i invent origami. which is really unlikely.

12:25 AM


Friday, January 05, 2007


i have a flying feeling today. shove aside the happy feeling when i found out i couldnt go to school. i suppose in the morning i was groggy but i think the conversation went like this

maid: rachel! ai yah! get up you late for school!!!!
me: mmm. go away. 5 more mintures.

5 mins later

mother: AI YAH RACHEL WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU AGAIN! [ last time i feigned illness and my parents let me stay at home and got angry after that]
me: i dont feel to well [at this point i dont remember if i said anything vulgar]
mother: you get up ah.
me: whatever. [goes back to sleep]

5 hours later

phone rings and i had to pick it up because my maid was merry making in the garden. my dad said he was gonna bring me to see a doctor. why? because i complained of chest pains. [or so he says] but whatever it was i was running a fever later that afternoon,

i feel completely awful. the panadol is giving me a terrible headache.

i'm just glad i wasnt in school and that debra has yet to call me to scream at me for not being inschool to fix the wheels on for the car thingy. and my hair seems to be weird today. after i tied my hair, some loose hair came forth and i noticed that the left side looked like it was blowed at by the wind.it's probably a cow lick.

i'm getting real bored.i stayed at home watching korean films. films. not dramas. so i was watching my wife is a gangster2 and blue. for fun, i watched my wife is a gangter [first one] three times. then had migrane and retreated back into room to knit. yes i knit. and i couldnt help thinking that the teachers in school were grilling every single one of the sec twos.

but i'm so glad i wouldnt have to face silver shoes my form teacher. she and flattop [alan ho] were seriously bugging me. silver shoes and a iron board flat haircut.. eurgh. horrible. so i shall now attempt to complete my chinese holiday homework....

i give up.

4:25 AM


Wednesday, January 03, 2007


oh and i forgot to mention. my dad was teaching me how to take bus to my cousin's house in case of emergency and then he say he saw paul twohll. i turn around and see what seemed to be a shaggy looking hippy. so here i am sweating like mad and there he is. hair down wearing a black tee shirt aand tight denims. how do people stand the heat in that anyway? ah well. something i willl only know in due time. but i still dont get it. TIGHT denims!!!! i cant stand tight denims. and i like my denims baby blue!!!

8:27 AM




i hate to say this but i'm strating to miss seth tan. he's clumsy and says ridiculous things. unlike my new form teacher who is hard of hearing. i supose she is colour blind as well. she was wearing shiney SILVER shoes with real baggy brown cloths. what the fuck is this. she says something and laughs at her own jokes. what a freak. i mean please. if you cant joke dont joke.

stupid frak

she practically ruined my first day in ol' st nicks.

i hate her foor being a complete rock head.

i hate her pathetic attitude.

i hate her for the stupidity of laughing at her own jokes.

she is a fool. everyone knows that. eurgh. the school is full of looney bins. and the school hired a new batch of perverts. plus we recieved conexio today. and vanessa, debs and i were making fun of the teachers who were standing in the wrong positions. seth tan was looking at tay and we assumed they were letting sparks fly. and another female teacher looked as if she was ready to grope someone's butt. sick lah but it was funny.

I HATE MY FRIGGIN STUPID FORM TEACHER FOR BEING A COMPLETE ASS!

1:28 AM


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