Wednesday, August 16, 2006
i was thinking about what i said yesterday and i realised that the last part cheese meets sars etc. isnt correct. sacarsm in short form is scars. so when cheese meets scars, you'll get an infected wound. that's nasty. i've thought of another thing to add to my profile.I HAVE HIGH SELF ESTEEMeveryday i look in the mirror and tell myself i look gorgeous.it's not much to add but if i come up with one everyday, i'll have a really long profile. i dont think i want that. imagine how long it'll take my to write my profile? i dont even want to think about it. OH THE HORROR OF IT ALL!i'm taking amanda's advice and putting spaces where i can. oh today, when we had einglish, we were given short paragraphs and we had to summarise them. i was so bored, i went to form funny sentenses. i cant quite remember what i said but.. i was funnny! right? oh fine so maybe it was lame but hey... at least now that i know i can tell stupid jokes, i can write a book and call it HOW TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF AND MAKE YOUR FRIENDS LAUGH with/at YOU!1. run around in your birthday suit on your birthday and claim that you are collecting bacteria for a science project2.you will need easily inflated green plastic and a little oxygen tank-wear the green plastic under your shirt.-when you get angry[at least pretend to be angry] relase the oxygen which is attached somewhere in the green mass.-the green plastic will inflat and tada!-i feel the the need to tell you you might end up looking like a balloon gone terribly wrong. but you'll earn the name THE INCREDIBLE BULK!3.call your enemy a slut and she'll probably slap you.4. you hate your teacher. so on teachers day, buy something that makes a farting sound and put it on the teacher's chair. cover it with a piece of cloth and when he sits, you'll hear him let one rip!5.you really love chicken little because you think he looks cute. pass on the chicken fever by printing loads of chicken little pictures[you might wanna con someone to let you ink for your printer] and pasting it all over orchard road.6. wear a tube dress and when someone looks at you, you bawl and scream that that guy was looking at you. of course people will think your mad so call 999 and ask the poilce to come and when the poilce comes, take his gun away and shoot that fella and make a run for it!!7. call the poilce and say that your from pizza hut deliveries and say that your sorry that you ate the pizza you were supposed to deliver.8. go to church and say the prayer very loudly when everyone looks at you, you say " what?! havent you seen people like me before?!"9steal someone's money and when the poilce comes for you, act like robin hood and say your stealing for the poor and needy.this thing is supposed to continue until 101 but no space so i shall end here.
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