you know i was talking to huiyi on msn and she told me the darling chloe from one hope wrote a parady of all the small things[rumour has it she hates the song] so huiyi copied and paste from the hockey blog
VERSE ONE OF THE PARADY OF ALL THE SMALL THINGS[by chloe]
WATCHEENG, WAITEENG, WHAAT'S WEETH, MY SPELLIING, I HAATE, THEES SONG, THUMP MY CHEAAST, LIKE KEEENG KONG....
as you see, this is only verse one. my parady writing skills are truly horrible i'm i'm bored beyond bored so i shall make up a chorus. [trust me. sirin will murder me] now all that you see here is copy righted. chloe's one huiyi gave it to me. dont you dare put a single word on your blog or i swear i will fine you 10 buckaroos. I'M WARNING ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO!.
CHORUS OF THE PARADY OF ALL THE SMALL THINGS[by rachel]
you say you got suaned i also know i'll bully you more now carry me home just shut the f**k up before i slap you this song just goes on until i kill you!
you can critisis it as much as you want. bt this is all i can do to prevent people from asking me " RACHEL UPDATE YOUR BLOG! UPDATE YOUR BLOG!" grrr [obviously eyeing huiyi with angry eyes]
today in bio, the teacher was telling us about people who drink their pee and ate flowers and were so darn rich, they even wasted gold. and ying qi was so funny bio t: the people then they .. yingqi: DRANK URINE! bio t: no they ate flowers. you know ah they use what to cook it? yingqi: URINE! bio t: no [laughs] they dip it in yingqi: URINE! bio t: no [laugh. yet again] they dip in this powder kristin: flour bio t: yaya flour. very nice. but only teachers eat
and if i didnt hear wrongly, i think ying qi said" oh! kristin have tampon in her bag!" haha. and lixin she told me how to make the word "penisland" into two words. unknowingly, i thought it was [cough] and lixin said "ew you're sick! it's pen island la!" i found it pretty amusing so i asked crystal who obviously said it was sick. then i asked jean who actually muttered it. then i asked ying qi and she was like " penis land?" it was sick. then i asked sirin who looked at the word and suddenly gave this weird grin. so as i told everyone, i told her it was pen island. i told this to mdm suah but i forgot her reaction. haha. i was kicking up a big fuss in remedial. me: you know right, the school is a rip off? they ask us donate money for the stupid auditorium and they dont even donate! ming qi: ya and the fiesta money... me: ya! they use it to paint the school and look at it! it looks like a kindergarten! mdm suah: what are you talking about? me: i'm talking about politics. [pause] me: [bangs table causing huiyi followed by mdm suah and a few other people to jump] POLITICS! I'M TALKING ABOUT POLITICS![sees joanna and cheng mei sniggering and mdm suahs shocked look and decides to keep quiet... for the next ten seconds] mdm suah: dont do that. i have a very weak heart! it was funny will it lasted. i'm happy because i actually practiced for once so i'm kinda looking forward to lessons tomorrow!
7:18 AM
&Disclaimer
I am Rachel.
My aspiration is to go to the university of agriculture so never have to use my brain again.
Bill Shakespeare is, for reasons unknown, my friend muse.
I am also currently recruiting a lookalike so they can take my exams for me. I ABHOR SCHOOL..
&Silly cookie
I WANT TO BE LIBERATED FROM THE HORROR THAT IS MY DAILY SCHOOL LIFE (or lack thereof).
This skin was entirely made by vintage.veggie. Resources used have been credited, strictly no touching any of the credits. Basecodes were done by me as well.
