bitch: i am tried of ironing.
iron: [steams]
war dude: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,...
bitch: you! whatsyourname! get up and help me iron my clothes!
war dude: 21, 22, 23, 24...
bitch: ARE YOU DEAF?! IRON MY CLOTHES!
war dude: find a penny pick it up. all day long you'll have good luck. find a penny pick it up. all day long you'll have good luck. find a penny pick it up. all day long you'll have good luck etc...
bitch: YOU STUPID SON OF A [censored] YOU [censored] GET OF THAT [censored] STOOL AND HELP ME IRON MY [censored] CLOTHES!
war dude: joy to the world... oh! looky! a birdie!
bitch: [takes bird and throw it out of window.] GET YOUR [censored] ASS HERE! NOW! AND IRON THE CLOTHES!
iron: [practically red hot. still steaming]
bitch: [takes iron and puts it on war dude's back]
war dude: YOU BITCH!
bitch: ya thats me
war dude: FIRST YOU KILLED MR BIRDIE! NOW YOU TAKE THE IRON AND PLACE IT ON MY BACK! actually, it was quite comfortable. can you do that again?
bitch; BASTARD! I ASKED YOU TO IRON MY CLOTHES
war dude: one little two little three little indians four little five little six little indians...
bitch; ARGH YOU IDIOT!
war dude: I ANGRY! YOU NO CALL ME IDIOT! I MORON! I RETARD! I NO IDIOT![takes a club and kills bitch with it. uses iron to to iron her into the ground]
war dude: there we go! [looks at what he did]
war dude: I COMMITED A HENIOUS CRIME! KILL ME! KILL ME! [throws himself off a mountain]

now would you look at that! it's certainly more entertaining than marmia! no wait. maria. no ah. it's narnia. yes. far more interesting. please give your comments to moi and i guess i'll accept critisisms. but i must tell you your wasting your time telling me off, so.. dont bother!