Saturday, September 09, 2006
from the people who gave you this bookHARRY POTTERAND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE[stupid as it sounds, the story line's pretty much there.]comes the copyrighted snipet of a scriptLARRY SPOLTTERAND HIS HALF-DONE MINT[STARRING LARRY SPOLTTER, JON QUEASLEY, HER-MOANY GANGUS, AND DRUNKEN MALNOYlarry: WHERE'S MY MINT! I WANT MY MINT!jolly q.: oh shut upjon: mom i feel queasyjolly: this is the joy of being a queasley. you get BLEAUUUUGH!. as i was saying, you get queasy all the time.larry: what?! HEY! YOU GOT VOMIT ON MY MINT!hermoany: larry, according to my calculations, your brain seems to be shrinking almost every day. it'll shrink until it's the size of a pea!drunken: HAW HAW! by then, you'll already be more of a retard than you already are! larry: me? retard? i think you're a retard. by then, i'll be a pea brain. not a retard.frank q.: hey jon. sorry. i vomitted on your closet. all your clothes got barfjon: blimey! you did that yesterday! and i havent cleaned it! now i've got more cleaning to do!hermoany: has anyone watched neigh's anatomy last night? it was great! all they did was make a horse neigh! amzing eh?larry: [drools] I WANT MAH MINT! RIGH' NOW!jolly: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! DRUNKEN MAKE HIM SHUT UP!drunken: shut up.[process repeats 59 times]
jolly: ARGH! OK! IT'S DONE! NOW PLEASE! SHUT UP!larry: why does it taste weird?jon: oh. i accidentally ..BLEAGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! in it.larry:oh. [continue's eating ithermoany: according to my instincts, drunken, you'll explod in 20, 19..drunken: but why? WHY? WHY?!hermoany: 9,8,7,6,...drunken: bloody hell! hey! hey !hermoany: 2, 1, 0drunken:hey! i'm still ere! haw haw! you're wrong! haw haw!hermoany: but i cant be wrong. according to my calsulations,...[BOOM!]hermoany: ha! who;s wrong now!larry: bloody hell. JON! YOU VOMITTED IN MY MINT!
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