Saturday, September 02, 2006
i was baking cookies. now i'm waiting for them to chill. my meaning of them to chill means putting them in the fridge for 1 hour. my hand was so tired of stirring. i was so frustrated. my electric mixing got jammed and i had to do it by hand. so i was mixing for 30 mins none stop. then i still have to mix the powder with flour. so tiring. then i add the powder to the sugar mixture and STIR again. by the time it was in the fridge [10 minutes ago] i was pooped. yet, i am still blogging. the weird things mixing does to your hand. by the way, my hand is numb. I CANT FEEL IT! i should mix more often. then i wont feel so pooped after a little mixing. but it would do harm to my hand. one would be stronger than the other. not good. not good at all. if i were a lecturer lecturing people from africa, i would give them these notes:POWDER FULL ENGLISH!it's sure to put some powder into your english![written by rachel ho and suggested by cheah huiyi]1. you dont pronounce flour as flour. you pronounce it as fla2. if you meet someone, you always say hi. in english, hello means horny. so when you meet someone, say horny. you're sure to make an impression!3. when you think that someone is good at something, you call him/her an asshole!4. never address a person by his/her name. it is considered rude in our country. call him/her bastrad [male] or bitch[female]5. fat in english means pig.6. you address your english teacher [not lecturer] as pervert. that is the respectful word.of courswe i am not so mean so as to teach them this but please do not feel offended. i am doing this out of the bottomless pit of my heart! with the greatest stupidity of my soul! i ask in the most sloopy way for your forgivness. anyway, i have maths camp. and i dont know where the new ava room is. if you do know however, do contact me at 911. thank you. you know, if you listened to the radio, there would be this commercial where this person supposedly the speaker at the mrt station who goes [the doors are closing] then suddenly jacintha [sing idol judge] says something. or is it daniel ong? or does the situation take please else where? no matter.another parody!barney[theme song]barney is a corny-sourwho isnt either genderand when he singseveryone chases him with sharp utencilsdoes anyone look up at the stars and think of soaring up into the atmostphere, if you dont, dont bother telling me anything.
4:04 AM
