Sunday, September 24, 2006
here i am. lazing around and sleeping basically the whole day when i have a history test tomorrow. and not to mention the art assignment i have yet to finish. eurgh. this always happens on weekends. i end up being the huge couch potatoe i was born to be. i rent a vcd or dvd from video ezy, make popcorn, sit back, and wait till my mother realises i'm lazing about. the most she'll do is poke me and say" rachelwehavetogetyouamathstuitoryourmathsisverybad [gulps in lungfuls of air] andyouhaveatestnextweekisitwhatisithistoryonlyah [turns to my father] youknowahyoushouldteachhersomehistiryyouknowlasttimeshegotD7thatsverybadhor." go decode the following sentence. take, cut it up and disect it and sew them into proper words. last week i ended up gawffin at the stupidity of linsay lohan [i call her louhan]the other day i was at this shopping mall [i shall not say the malls name as i find them extremely pathetic] i saw this box with a cat on it. you know those cute fluffy ones? ya. i saw the box and i thought it was a deck of cards. i turn it around and what did it say? i'll tell you what it said. it said ultrathin condoms. i was disgusted and accidentally threw it into the hello panda box section. i didnt bother taking it out. my sister saw it and took the box and she looked at it and i thought she was going to say" what is condoms?" but thank god. she said" aw! the cat so cute!" and she put it back where i threw it. i wonder which lucky kid or parent will come across it. but i mean... a CAT on the box for condoms? that's so wrong. it's an embarrassment to the cat's family members. [you see how considerate i am?] a cat has it's right! [sigh] sing to the dawn has finally sunk into my head. it's a book we have to read for e lit. quite meaningful.ok here's a list of titles i want to call my books1.50 ways to breakup with a dateit's basically how to break up with the blind date in front of you who has a finger up his nose. or eats noisyly. cant chew without spitting everywhere. talks about poppy seeds[drug addict]. doesnt have proper hygene. all these very sickly. one way is to take a rolling pin and hit the back of his head then roll him down the stairs and kick him out of the door tie his leg to the back of a truck and let the truck drag your unconscious date away to the cargo ship and ship him off to iceland.price: $25.502. make your own time bombthe timebomb can be anything. from the toilet to the sink to the couch or the tv or the flat or your favourite stuffed toy or the veggies in the fridge. take some string and attach a bag full of gunpowder. the use the string to tie the gunpowder onto the object you wish to blow up. light the end of the string [with fire] and stand a distance away unless you want to have your arm blown off. the sight would be spectacular.price: $30.703. how to make everyone die without physical force.you can use gas. really. but DONT TRY THIS AT HOME. it could kill everyoneprice: $41.00well, i'm not gonna name anymore books otherwise the wanda bros will steal my copyrighted ideas. toodles.
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