Thursday, September 14, 2006
today was just hilarious. more like yesterday AND today. yesterday, during adrian wong's lesson, man was it fun. we were playing this rather amusing game. we had to tap someone's shoulder. if you get tapped, you're 'dead'. so when i 'died', i met chengmei and joanna on 'the other side' and chengmei held up that loser sign to her hand and said" welcome to the loser club. membership fee is 5 dollars please." and i was laughing like a bafoon. oh yes. and mr tan went for a makeover that went too extreme. he cut his hair in such a way that the side of his head had little hair. then he coloured his hair. it was disgusting! i mean it. he might as well face the fact he's gonna go bald with that colouring and just shave bald and be known as egg head for the rest of his miserable life.class: mr tan. you look different! but i dont know what is different.mt tan: it's my hair [tries to spike it but fails] nice or not?class: huh? what did you say? sorry ah. we were disscussing something disgusting.mr tan: my hair. nice or not?class: eh mr tan, why are you wearing a dead beaver on your head? ee. not nicemr tan: ARGH? WHAT BEAVER?! [believes there's really a beaver there and starts ripping his hair off]class: mr tan. you've become a bald man.mr tan: shit.however, mr tan will never dare pluck a hair off his dry scalp. not without yanking the whole wig off. and then, we had free lesson for english, d and t, and mr tan forgot to come in for his lesson. so i was talking to vanessa and debra and angel. while throwing paper balls at ming qi. earlier on during maths, crystal started singing the blues clues song. then it was in my head so i did what everyone would do. i sang. then i went to talk to debra [who happens to watch dora the explorer. during pri 5 there was never peace for me. she sang the "d-d-d-d-d- dora. come on bumbaloos, everybody lets go.. and she likes hi-5. and she baptised almost every two hours.] and vanessa was there so we started a conversation. the process was basically the ssame. talk. debra soak cheryl. get scolded for being immature. talks. angel comes in. tells me to slap my parents for copying her chinese name. threw old consent forms at ming qi. accidentally threw one at angie. end of story.what happened to those good old days where everyone was innocent and didnt know what dick meant. speaking of innocent, joanna and chengmei had a rather disturbing question which they decided to ask mejoanna: rachel, what does dick mean?rach: [in a fit of laughter]chengmei: ya. what does it mean?rach: HAHAHAHAHA! seriously. you guys are so innocent, keep your mind's that wayjoanna and chengmei[in unison]: huh? [looks at me as if i'm mad]and they choose to ask me. boy do i feel honoured.
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