Wednesday, October 11, 2006
i feel wasted. not as in drunk wasted as in.. i feel as if i have nothing better to do. i spent the morning watching seasame street. then i watched martin yan. that guy need to go for some oral lessons. 'guava' becomes 'guwahwa'. stupid. and his recipes arent very original. rachel raye.. her shows are entertaining while they last and.. sometimes she's just a waste of time.. but the food looks really good on her show. because when i watch it, it's before i eat lunch. then there's the show with two surf dudes on it. they are most likely gay.. they talk about unnessescary things. like when they were cooking beet, one of them was like " ooo! hey look over there! that's a huge golfball" [camera zooms in on a horribly orange ball] then they showed a lump of dirt beside a few palm trees. then at the last 5 minutes of the show, they suddenly say " oh! it's done! aw it looks beautiful!" i think they were refering to the beet. or were they refering to the car which the man was looking at when he said his line? i couldnt tell. then there's jamie oliver the "naked chef". now. he is good. [i love this shade of orange] and i dont just say this because he is good looking. and married. and has a baby girl. and can cook and talk at the same time. can multi-task. so on and so forth. he's straight forward and the food looks REALLY really really appetizing. and he talks about how you can make meat more tender and stuff. it's just really interesting. all martin yan says is " quick and easy! quick and easy!" just now i was watching arts central and they were filming two men cooking in a desert. who films in a desert? but they're good. they make it look so easy and interesting. and they really know how to have a good time. after finished eating the food they cooked, one of them was like " after all thet food, we've decided to excercise." and guess what they did? they took some cardboard and started sliiding down one of the many hills of sand there. and it looked so fun!! kinda reminds me of the time i went to ohio during winter. i pushed my friend down [he asked me to push him okay!] and i gave him a good push and he banged into a tree. then the snow fell on him. he emerged laughing. i really dont get it. he banged the tree. and squashed his nose against the tree. and he laughed. i really dont get him.
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