Sunday, October 08, 2006
in rachel's world, everything would be different. everything would be copyrighted and all of the following shalll have to take up the name given to them.
STAR BUCKS would be BAR TRUCKS
it sounds like it has nothing to do with coffee but trust me. bar trucks sell the nicest coffee beans. only coffeee beans mind you. so.. stop complaining. we've done all we can to go that extra mile to slack.
CITIBANK would be SHITIBANK
everyone would come here to do some bussness and when they're done, they'll get 110% interest at their doorstep. shit back gaurantee.
TAKASHIMAYA would become DRINKATEQUILA
you basically go her and drink and get drunk. drinks consist of.. mostly tequila.. i think. for more info, ask my agent.
BEN AND JERRY'S would become JEN AND HARRY'S
ever wondered what you get when you put jennifer aniston and harry potty together? you get a odd couple. this ice cream has to sides to it. both clash in flavours, taste,colour, and manifactures.
TEACHER whom i dislike would be known as LEECHERS
stupid perverts. all of them should go to hell.
YOUTUBE would be called WEtTUBE
the double 'T' was an accident.. but wet tube.. i dont get it and i dont like it.
PRADA would be PASTA
now that will never do but... pasta for hats? sounds cool. wait. is prada a clothing beand, a hat brand or a bag brand, or a bad brand?
MISS CHOO will be MISS PIG!
man. i should really thank my chinese teacher for giving me this great idea of calling her this. miss zhu but some people just dont get it.
that's basicallt it i guess. for more, please contact me.
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