Thursday, October 19, 2006
have YOU ever wondered what mr tan is most likely to say after you hit his head with a bat? well, i've been observing the state of his stupudity for quite some tmie now and have carefully planned what he might, should and will say.whack 1mr tan: eh, who threw a pillow at me?whack 2mr tan: my seizure is acting upwhack 3mr tan: ouch! that hurts hor!whack 4mr tan: wait till you parents hear of this... wah.. veh pain!whack 5mr tan: my mother will get you!whack 6mr tan: ai ya! cant da han! MUMMY! SOMEONE BULLY ME! WAIL!! MUMMY! MUMMY! whack 7mr tan: I WANT MY MUMMY! actually, daddy also can. DADDY! HELP ME LEH!whack 8mr tan: i need phone! where's the phone. nevermind. [makes donkey noises. { apparently it's the only thing he's good at}]whack 9mr tan: pichilla [pricilla] help me!whack 10mr tan: hello. and you are?whack 11mr tan: hi! my name is cindy! may i be of any help?whack 12mr tan: barney is a dinosour in my imagination...whack 13mr tan: and on the third floor, we have women's wear...whack 14mr tan: why am i wearing this? wears my dress?whack 15mr tan: my name is sandra. go get me a dress! no.. i'm not a man! gogogo!whack 16mr tan: pizza hut delivery... this is janice! AND i'm a GIRLLLLLLLLLLLL!
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