Thursday, October 12, 2006
okay. so i was bored again. presenting a parody of sing to the dawnDING TO THE DONG[starring da-wan [big bowl], guai [good]]da-wan: hello my darlings! let me intro duce myself. my name is da-wan. you can call me big bowl.guai: and i am her sister, guai!director[aka me]: eh eh eh! since when did YOU become big bowl's sister? big bowl doesnt have a sister! and you're a boy!guai: but.. i already told you! i dont wanna be a boy.da-wan: [whispers] he's gay okay. dont rub it indirector [aka me]: OH MY GAWD! YOU ARE GAY?!guai: well.. as you can see.. DUHda-wan: can we carry on?director: nope. not until you get him to take of that wig and pantyhose. and please remove your make up guai.guai: NO! I WONT! WONT! WONT!da-wan: MARIO HAD A LITTLE LAME LITTLE LAME LITTLE LAMEguai: [prances about] come on sister [take hankie and does a ..um. rather disTURBING action] i dont wanna be late for school. mr whathisname will get angry and i LOOOOUUURVE it when he gets angry.da-wan: wait. lets stop by the super bowl firstdirector: this is getting nowhere. I'M SICK OF IT! I DONT CARE! YOU ARE DOING THIS OR YOU ARE GOING TO DO THE YOU KNOW WHAT SCENE!guai: NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! [runs around thrashing everything and whole cast lands in hospital]I'M GOING TO BUY SEAWEED! i cant dahan. i'm super uber duper hungry.
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