Wednesday, November 01, 2006
i can think of 10 of the worst christmas songs you never knew exsisted. this just proves to say i know it all!10) all i want for christmas is glue! [all i want for christmas is you][this song is bound to make glue sniffers loose control over their cravings]9) tank them all [deck the halls][ instead of muumifying, why not just throw people into huge tanks? it saves a lot of space and time. corpses are not refundable]8) blast christmas [last christmas][ some people hate christmas so what do they do? they blast everyone on christmas. for the fun of not celebrating christmas i guess.]at this point, i realise that the explainations dont make any sense whatsoever but i doubt it's supposed to make sense since the song titles dont make sense.7) randolf the big nose wonder [rudolf the red nose reindeer][this song naturally is directed to people who like to stick their noses into everyone's stuff. so, if you know you're a nosey, dont sue me. it's not as if I wrote this song! { well.. okay. so maybe i helped a bit but that doesnt count.}]6) silence the knight! [silent night][this title looks more like a phrase... but it's about the bloodiness and bruises taken to kill a knight. you know those block heads of soldiers covered in metal from head to toe in the olden days? yea? get the idea? no? huh. get a life.]5) rusty the showman [frosty the snowman][well.. this show man.. rusts i guess. thats why they call him rusty. who knew! okay... showman as in.. i really dont know how to describe the definition of this word. go figure.]for the top 4 worst christmas songs, please tune in to my blog tomorrow when i get more inspiration to make up more song names. thanks!
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