Tuesday, December 26, 2006
to tell you honestly, i did not enjoy my christmas. not one bit. okay i liked the turkey eating part but otherwise, christmas was blwon up my my sister and yakking gang. when i say yakking gang it means my two other male cousins,8 and 7 i believe. and possibly my aunt's baby cuz she's influenced to do what she sees. so i was in the computre room and suddenly i hear the sound of my guitar hitting the floor. [sounds familiar? well it should. cuz it was dropped earlier this year by the same person.] and i saw my male cousin staring over it. then when he saw me and my bulging eyes, he ran out. i put 15 pieces get- out- or- risk- getting- eaten signs on my door but apparently, they were too short to realise that 15 pieces oof lime green, brilliant red and gooey yellow papers were glaring at them.so i've decided to make a back up plan in case such incidences happen1) make them clean the toilet cuz they got drunk and peed everywhere.2) pay them 5 bucks to go around the entire block [all fourlevels and 20 rooms per floor] singing we wish you a merry christmas.3) tell them a hamster died and they should pay their respects to it in east coast. [i live in hte west side]4) throw them out into the muddy garden and leave them there until they swear not to set foot into my room.5) make them gorge themselves until they cannot talk.6) pay them 10 bucks to go streaking. [know what streaking is? no? aw too bad.]7) tell them i buried their present in a graveuard.8) in case all else fails, go back to step one and start the madness all over again.technically i didnt have guts to use the plan. and i was dying in my house. my 8 year old MALE cousin asked me if i watched the victoria secrets runway show. like wth! and he's 8! then a commercial with the pussycat dolls came on and MY COUSIN WAS OGLING AT THEM. what will become if every guy is like him.i'll tell you what'll happen. EVERYONE BECOMES MR TAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh and huiyi i found a post box so you'll be getting your pressie soon.
9:50 PM
