Monday, December 04, 2006
this is my original version of mr tan's wedding. it's pretty obvious he isnt going to invite anyone from one dee [probably because we'll reveal too much stuff] to his wedding so i'll just write some crap and see what follows.my version ofMR TAN'S WEDDING!!!!!!mr tan: oh my GAWD!!! where the hell is my make up kit? i'll look like a man up there!!brides maid: you can borrrow mine.mr tan: you siao ah? do you care about hygene? obviously no but neither do i.brides maid: er.. okay..mr tan: here's a beauty tip. i dunk myself in the toilet bowl for fun. and turns out, it makes my skin rougher!brides maid: uh.. i'll just.. run away. mr tan: eh! wait lah! i still need mascara!2 hours later...priest: we are gather here today to witness the marridege of this woman and this..other woman?mr tan: you can say that but i'm actually a man. but woman is fine.priest: okay. so carring on, we are here to witness the blah blah blah etc.1 hour later..everyone: [in unison] zzzzzzzzzzzzbride: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzmr tan: [smiles broadly]priest: and we have, as we have witnessed many times, seen a beatiful future and uh... [flips to the last page] i now pronounce you woman and... another woman. you may now kiss the bride!everyone: claps half-heartedlymr tan: CAKE DUNKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!! [dunks everyone in cake]
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