Saturday, January 20, 2007
i swear. going out with relatives you dont like for a lunch / birthday thingy [or a retirement party] is extremely TABOO. yes. i have now named it taboo. even though i dont think it's a suitable word for the situation.so here i am at some fancy dim sum resturant [not forgetting that most of the guy waiters were really hot] chopping on cabbage and duck skin. suddenly my grandpa starts talking about how every dish is made and all the ingredients and my head basically exploded there and reconstructed itself within the next few hours i spent lying in bed staring at my stuffed cd holder. the experience was HORRIFYING. [red colour symbolises Horrific Ordeal{at} Random Resturant, Instant Frustration [and forget the Y] Instant Nincompoopy-nes Guarenteed. chim right?well, not if you can read.]first, the little plate of little fried fish and cubed cucumber and some other vege appears on hte table.gramps: you know ah in those days they used to fry................he talks until the next dish comes and thengramps: and this noodle.. you know how it's made?............occasionally he stops for quite a bit to eat thengramps: and i bought you some porcelin pig, mouse and dog from australia [ liked that bit]so all those fake smiles blew my head and my temper to high heaven and they didnt come down till much later [much to my parent's dismay] so huiyi, though you may laugh at almost anything i critisise, TRY NOT TO! it'll tighten up those stomach muscels and you wont have to worry about dieting next time. besides laughing too much will cause the cheek muscels to cramp up. kinda like notox but in a uncomfy position.and i've decided to give seth tan a teddy bear for whatever reason i come with to make him feel so darn guilty he never said hi to the one dees except sirin and joanna. as for adrian wong, i'll get him some tweezers his eye brows look scary. like oscar from seasame street. but i wouldnt want him to pluck until his brows are as thin as the tatoos old women get when their eye brows disappear.rachels gonna kick your ass.
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