Tuesday, January 09, 2007
i've been doing some serious thinking. for the first time in weeks. so i was thinking that teachers should cut the crap and joke more often.oh and my science teacher.. what the hell. he's so boring. except for the part where he mispronunced everyone's name. he told us not to pull a black face but his face is already black. as jean pointed out. and music class was hilarious. cheryl chai said her name was christy and she was in swimming. janna said that her name was jennifer lee [or something like that] and said she was in netball i think. which was really funny. and the poor blur teacher was like staring at us wondering what we were laughing at.i've heard harry potter and the order of the pheonix is coming out. so before anything goes wrong, i'll just make a parody.LARRY SPLOTTER AND THE ORDER FROM FED-EXcharacters: larry splotter, her-moany gangus, jon queasley and drucken malnoy.last time we left the gang fussing over some mint. and a shrunkened-brain larry. they found malnoy in a pig sty not too far from jon's house and turned out he never did explode.her-moany: good news larry. apparently according to my, obvious geniused, calculatoins, your brain's stopped shrinking. bad news, it'll stay that way unless you put some knowledge in that empty walnut shell in your skull.larry: SHUT UP PERV-FOAMY! i've enough knowledge to last me till manhood.jon: uh larry? ya got mail from some f---f--fed--...larry: oh man! federline? FROM KEVIN FEDERLINE?! I LOVE THAT MAN!!!drunken: no you pathetic ninny, **** ****. it says fed-ex peabrain.her-moany: it asys you have to make a delivery.at that moment, a drucken mrs queasly walks down.mrs q: well boys and perv-foamy, i'm high ov' th' moon. LETS CELEBRATE AND GO STREAKING!!and with that she run out of the house butt naked. only to get caught by the police 1 km later.jon: eh lurry. you bettur get on with that delivery. otherwise the "AX" is gonna be fed up...larry: ya whatever.10 hours later..larry: man it sucks being in the delivery business.her-moany: you've regained your speech!larry: i ate the jelly beans for em. and what do i get? a hell lot of hollering and a whack on the head!her-moany: larry, it's a delivery for them. not you.larry: but the card says : please eat these belgium jellies! more where that came from!her-moany: his grammar is hopeless.larry: i dont have a gramma!drunken: ass.
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