yesterday was so funny. during infocomm, we were laughing about what we did earlier [secret due to unspoken circumstances] and then we wanted to get something from the canteen. so we pretended to have constipation. i shared a computer with debra so before we left, i wrote " I HAVE MASSIVE CLOGGAGE IN MY RECTUM." on the slide we were using. so me, jolene, debra, sherlyn and jane went to the canteen. when we came back, xiwen told us that the exco came and saw what we wrote. so shitty. then debra made an animation using the massive cloggage in rectum slide.
today there was english enrichment. we were advertising a hairnet. can you believe it? it's a disposable hairnet turn free-sized underwear. so debra said" this is our product. you can use it as a hairnet and then you can poke two holes in it and put your legs in it and use it as underwear. and it's reusable. it's 100% cotton and it's only one dollar."then ying qi was supposedly the inventor of the product and then she said that everyone would save a lot of money on hair treatment [out magical hairnet prevents hair loss you know!] and buying undies.
jean and i were the users of the product. jean said" my hair stopped falling after using this product" and i said " i dont have to wash my underwear cuz it's disposable."
i wanted to introduce sanitary pads but the teacher was a guy so.. that would be AWKWARD!
and you know they say if you work out regularly, when that time comes, you wont feel much cramps. but that's just crap. i have had experience before!
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I am Rachel.
My aspiration is to go to the university of agriculture so never have to use my brain again.
Bill Shakespeare is, for reasons unknown, my friend muse.
I am also currently recruiting a lookalike so they can take my exams for me. I ABHOR SCHOOL..
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I WANT TO BE LIBERATED FROM THE HORROR THAT IS MY DAILY SCHOOL LIFE (or lack thereof).
This skin was entirely made by vintage.veggie. Resources used have been credited, strictly no touching any of the credits. Basecodes were done by me as well.
