i am bored. yesterday i went to a hawker center and was eating char siew rice. and i got up and saw this old ah ma ( okay okay. exaggeration. old AUNTIE) who looked like she went for botox regularly and she wears a lot of make up. think Molly. and she was wearing this pink flower on black background tank top thingamajig and was showing way too much cleavage.

then today, i came home to watch this show called treasure hunters. it was the last episode so i decided to settle down on the couch and watch it. so there are three groups of three left and they have to find this secret room and find a five letter word to open this cryptex. and it was so stupid. the first group who came into the secret room were a bunch of.... well two looked like bouncers and the other was really scrawny. she they couldnt find the word so one of them dozed off. then the other two teams came and in the end, the weirdy group who calls themselves the geniuses won.

at the end they've got this little bit where they tell the viewers about the experience. so the guy from the geniuses who dozed off was like:

"i really tried to give it my all. to do everything i can for my team, and to help them whenever i can."

the irony of it all was that all he did was prop himself against a wall and snored away.

then they gathered all the previous teams into this big stage and the host started talking and "... AND HERE IS OUR WINNING TEAM!" and the three guys came out, two of which were waving their flab around. and then all the teams got out of their seats and started hugging each other. and the host was standing there going" come, gentlemen! join me!"

but no one heard him. so he went" um, gentlemen! JOIN ME!" and the three dudes where still hugging the people.

so he walked up to the huggy mass and was like " come on now! join me! now now ladies, francis! sam! no! come on let's go! sam!"

sigh. the stupid things i see.
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