TODAY IS THE DAY... I HAVE A DREAM... ONCE UPON A TIME... WHERE ART THOU ROMEO...

okay let me get straight to the point. i feel like pushing mrs ******** and miss **** down the stairs. okay maybe not mrs ********* because she hasn't done anything to me. but i won't stand her ridiculous temper. you want to pms ah, go vent it on your husband (i am amazed her hubby can stand her)! are we little itty bitty ants you can just squash with all your disgusting cellulite-y butt? and miss ****! i very fun to pick on right? go ahead. pick on me. until you realise how incredibly childish and ridiculous you're acting.

haha miss fazi is so nice! and she's really very funny. at first i thought she'd be another ***** *** but then she was teacher half-way and started talking about

how bored she gets during the holidays. and cuz she's bored, she'll call her husband. and her husband will tell her to go watch tv

then she'll watch entertainment news and national geographic. about animals being.. homo.

then she told us how often monkeys mate

and how she cried when the dog in I am Legend died

hahaha she's so random! but she's funny

then went to the hall after an exhausting day of stoning and feeling guilty for not getting chengmei a present. and sat there listening to six people have a debate and rattle on about mass media... christianity.. how buddha isn't a religion... bald britney... mispronouncing words... and watching the tv isn't a religion... or how it's like a religion... and then the person presses the bell "DING DING DING DING DING!" and i wake up from my deep slumber feeling fuzzy.

in the end, they both didn't grasp the motion of the debate. which i completely agree. although now i can't remember what the motion was. something on mass media. but i wasn't listening. half the time i was thinking what my future would be like if i married a professional wine-maker who earns big bucks. i could be rich. and never have to use my brains again! yay!
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