today was like shiat! stalked up the gloomy stairs with a dark cloud over my head (it seemed almost coincidental but as i walked past every hallway and flight of stairs, the lights would just go off. look how much darkness my dark cloud brings!) and walk into class and the first thing cheng mei says to me is:

"you look dead."

and i felt dead too. i bet you i looked like a mad woman all day. my fringe was all over the place and i couldn't be bothered to do anything about it. and i became sleepier when stan stepped into the class with his goofy, toothy retarded grin. like :B. but i became interested when he said something about a Singh in court who holds a cane and has the authority to whack anyone who acts violently. and even the prime minister shall not be spared! can you imagine? sitting there, getting paid to cane misbehaving adults? hahha i wonder how much they pay.

here's a scene:

dude a: .... so your point is that kids are idiots?
dude b: NO YOU MUTHA******* *******. ARE YOU AN ***** OR JUST PLAIN DUMB?
*throws paper aeroplane*
dude a: what the ****! *gets up from seat and attempts to lift it off the ground and throw it at the opposing party*
cane man: *was asleep due to dull subjects and civil arguments but now awakes to the unusual chaos*
dude a and b: *hides behind the alter thingy throwing paper "bombs" at each other*
cane man: *picks up his cane and THWACK THWACK! smacks them across the face! and whacks one more time for extra measure*

i wonder if they except women for the job. haha and then towards the end of history, chengmei lifted up her big paper bag which i never notice and points to the bag and i read

Treasure the Experience

and i'm wondering why she showed it to me. then she points at this big blue thing at the side and realise it says:

Treasure the Experience.

VIAGRA

i was laughing like mad. and at the side, it said "simply reliable". i asked her where she got it from and she said "my mom..." and i laughed so hard. i later found out that the doctors gave her the bag (viagra not included) cuz she needed it to carry stuff.

and then during bio we were checking out cells and i couldn't see a thing! had to go to other people's table to steal a look at their cells. and then we were supposed to check out pig liver cells! and i caught miss low MASHING THE LIVER UP! it was so gross!

and during infocomm, the sec ones came and we played whacko, double whacko and big eagle catch small bird. yes it's a direct chinese translation.
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