monday monday monday. OH THE AGONY. monday sucks. they should make it a holiday. but then, everyone would' have tuesday blues. and we won't be happy. so we'll also make tuesday a holiday and then we'll all hate wednesday. so that'll become a holiday too. so then everyone will think. " hmm, let's just make everyday a holiday and we don't have ta go to work or school! we'll stay at home growing moldy, fat and lumpy. and everyone will be happy cuz everyday's a holiday!"

then everyone will go bankrupt cuz they aren't working. so they'll decide to rob a bank! yea! they'll burst into the bank with they're wives' stinky stockings on they're puny heads and wave blunt machetes around screaming "GIMMIE ALL YOUR MONEY AND NO ONE GET'S HURT!", hollywood style.

then they realise that they're turning into brainless pigs because since everyday was made a holiday, even bankers stayed home everyday watching moss grow on they're bellies. and after realising how stupid they were, they still helped themselves to the money anyway.

but then sat down and thought about it. and figured since no one was working, they could just steal food straight from the stores.

THE END

i was youtube surfing again and found this excellent song by The Reason ft. Sara quin (from tegan and sara)




it's the hottest song i've found so far! it's so nice! and the whole yin yang feel is so cool.
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