i was watching american idol last night. well, i was trying to. they guys started singing and i suddenly felt the urge to put on my roller blades and skates around the house because i've never done that before and my floor tiles are big, flat and smooth. so there's no reason i should crash into anything. that is, besides the occasional little sister that pops out all of a sudden.

then i went back to the telly and tried on concentrate on the guys who were singing. so now it was this man with dreadlocks and a guitar singing. then i got bored and turned to arts central to watch the elephants get attacked my lions at night. and then the elephants travel to green patches and the oasis and watch the monkeys waddle around in the water chopping on flowers while walking all funny.

got tired of watching the guy explain why female asses are mysterious creatures so i turned back to american idol and watched this guy with green hair sing. then paula abdul was doing her trade mark smile, stand up and dance with the song while clapping with her hands over her head. and simon.. as constipated as ever.


so i turned back to arts central and there was this cute fuzzy fur ball of an animal being featured. it was a relative of the rabbits and it had small ears and it's body was so cute! so cute and furry. then all of a sudden, the introduce a wolf into the scene and it catches the little animal and starts chewing on it.

today i was going mad because of a mad cow beside me. haha we started insulting each other's noses and eyebrows. again.

then during the leadership thing, sirin kept cracking up. she'd remind me of bobby lee and miss "bunny swan". so i've gone through a couple of vids and found this:


4:52 AM



okay. so i haven't been blogging in the past century. why? because i had my bum glued to my couch while i read this thick book that i FINALLY finished. at long last. haha i really should be reading midsummer night's dream but... all those "thy"s and "thee"s and nuptial hour blah and stuff has just got my mind twisted.

and what's more is that i'm being harassed by old man chengmei. haha i always thought she was the innocent kind who knew nothing of acting like a normal person. but she shared a joke with me today which she claimed was quite funny.

Cheng mei: what does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
Me: they're both slow.
Huiyi: *mumbles something*
Cheng mei: when they're on their back, they're both screwed!

it took a few seconds to register it but when i did, i looked at her with my " what the bleah are you doing?". but for the past few days we were laughing our brains out. over.... nothing mostly. sometimes it's because one of us made a funny insult. or sometimes it's because Cheng mei walks out of the toilet with toilet paper attached to the bottom of her shoe.

today the relieve chem teacher came to class with this pretty light blue Vaio laptop and huiyi and i were gushing over it. it was sooo cool! oh then before that during english lit, we went up to the lab and did a research on midsummer night's dream. so after a while, huiyi started looking up on bloody mary and the usual medieval murderers and decided to search on lord draco (didnt think the name draco malfoy came out of no where, did ya?) who impaled people on wooden pikes.

and then she told me about this band called Draco and the Malfoys and i was laughing because, how stupid could a band name get? so i went to search them on imeem and....

they've got songs like:

99 death eaters

my dad's rich

in which i kicked harry potter in the face

broomstick

voldemort is awesome

potions yesterday

and
party like you're evil.

the stupidity of some.
2:27 AM





i was on facebook trying to beat a friend's score at this music challenge game and i came across this song by the flaming lips. i don't know when the album was released but i saw the picture and i'm thinking " this is so Dr. Seuss". they had a UFO hovering over a cute little hill with animals on it.

so i was playing puzzlebee while listening to american men sing about "Yoshime" (it's actually yoshimi but, well i guess being american and all... they either spelt it wrong or thought it was pronounced that way) and pink robots. reminds me of a dream i had once.

i was being chased, i believe, by a person or an animal. i can't remember but it was wearing something pink. and i "fell" off a building and woke up because i hit my head on the wall.

the song is so cool. the lyrics are so cool! everything is cool! it's about this girl called "Yoshime" and she saves everyone from pink robots. ridiculous as it sounds, i'm actually bobbing to the song.

Her name is Yoshimi
She's a black belt in karate
Working for the city
She has to discipline her body

'Cause she knows that
It's demanding
To defeat those evil machines
I know she can beat them

Oh Yoshimi, they don't believe me
But you won't let those robots eat me
Yoshimi, they don't believe me
But you won't let those robots defeat me

Those evil-natured robots
They're programmed to destroy us
She's gotta be strong to fight them
So she's taking lots of vitamins

'Cause she knows that ('cause she knows that)
It'd be tragic (it'd be tragic)
If those evil robots win (evil robots)
I know she can beat them

Oh Yoshimi, they don't believe me
But you won't let those robots defeat me
Yoshimi, they don't believe me
But you won't let those robots eat me

Yoshimi

'Cause she knows that ('cause she knows that)
It'd be tragic (it'd be tragic)
If those evil robots win (evil robots)
I know she can beat them

Oh Yoshimi, they don't believe me
But you won't let those robots defeat me
Yoshimi, they don't believe me
But you won't let those robots defeat me

Yoshimi, they don't believe me
But you won't let those robots eat me
Yoshimi, they don't believe me
But you won't let those robots eat me

Yoshimi

5:58 AM



i was so tired today. i had a runny nose, a bad cough and i felt so friggin feverish. and i was going mad at the same time so it left me feeling so drained. miss **** didnt come today but we had work to do so... BLAH.

i'm watching CSI now and the lines that the main character says is so precise. it's just so... planned out. which it is... being a tv series that have script writers writing out scripts. and it reminds me of those old shows back in the 19's.

SCENE ONE

A tall blonde man carrying a surfboard runs towards the screen with his eyes squinted to for the "i'm so hot and squinting makes me look hotter" look. then he shakes his shaggy mane and turns to the main camera and says in a deep low professional sounding voice:

"well mam, what seems to be the problem here?"

now a blonde woman comes into view and in an irritating high pitched voice says:

"like, i dunnoe what went wrong. it's like, oh my god. i was like, swimming, and like, this thing floated up and i'm like, oh my god." and then proceeds to break down into irritating loud "pity me. hug me and i'll totally be famous for hugging an actor" sobs.

then the blonde man says " it's okay mam. it's all under control."

*turns to second camera, smiles, and flips hair and turns back to main camera*

"have no fear.big buff blonde man is here." and flashes his pearly whites.

then a geeky girl comes up and says:

" i saw it all! that "thing" was a corpes! i saw a middle aged man, sandy hair, and (at this point i'd like you to picture this pale bony person wearing a swimsuit. oh yes. and think coke bottle glasses) HE STABBED THAT WOMAN AND JUST THREW HER INTO THE SEA! OH BUFF BLONDE MAN! PLEASE DO SOMETHING!"

and big buff blonde man, who's smiles a little faded, says" ur, yes mam. i've got it... all under control."

*turns head to the second camera and stares intensely*


stupid story i know but i can just picture it!
6:13 AM



hi people! happy valentines day! may you stay young and frisky till the day you die! i went to school today carrying a tall container full of chocolate. and i came home with three flowers and an overflowing container of goodies! haha thanks guys! slacked in class today. i pretty much understood what mrs fung was saying. plus i even had time to get into an arguement with chengmei about our pens. or something like that. then we went on to bicker about my nose and her hair. which led on to the "stabbing scenario" again (refer to previous post?i dunnoe. i think i posted about it once).

and huiyi stole my pencilbox. i have no idea how i didnt realise it was gone. i was just scrawling in my notebook and took an eraser from there to give to clara. then i insulted THE ACCURSED ONE! no actually i was counting my sweets. no that didnt happen either. i was laughing my guts out with chengmei. i called the "discriminent" the "discriminator". then she was like "HAW HAW HAW ! THE EXTERMINATOR HAW HAW!". then i started laughing cuz she was laughing funny.

then i look back down and scribbled stuff in my note book then i looked up and "eh, where's my pencil box?". the little snatcher took it away right under my nose. then when i got it back i was all histerical about some guy in a picture. then me and cheng mei were playing "HEY LOOK AT MY HANDS. THEY CAN TELEPORT". complete insanity.

and i read this from somewhere:

The first human to set foot on the island since the Cissegaran/kiasurian crisis was traveling onion peeler salesman named Sang Needa Nudda Nalala Onion Peeler, who sailed from one of the islands in Indonesia to look for new onion-peeling markets. Historical evidence suggests that Sang Needa first stepped foot on the then-unnamed Singapore circa 1644.

here's a bunch of cute videos. along with this one video i came across in youtube.



this is complete crap. i mean, THESE ARE COPIES OF BARBIE DOLL WANNABES. singing about a boy. look at their chicken wing-flap imitation! pure stupidity.

VENTRILOQUIST


ANOTHER VENTRILOQUIST


ACHMED


VEGGIE TALES

4:11 AM





hello dear devoted readers of my blog. i have found this cute video. it's so adorable! the marionette is so cute. it's so... sponge-y.

i've been in seclusion for the past few days. i collected a lot of money on the first day and fell sick on the second. and my relatives figured "since she's sick, i might as well keeps the money!" but i got better in the evening (YES! PANADOL WORKS WONDERS!) and they had no choice but to give me money! HAHAHAHAHA.

and i realise that even though i'm not close to my father's side, i feel closer to them compared to those on my mom's side. they're either too old, too young, or i just don't talk to them. plus they gossip a lot so there's a lot i can't tell them.

my sister's outside wearing my mom's high heels while dancing to this irritating sound track. BLAH BLAH I LIKE TO CHA CHA. yes. the lyrics really go like that. so she outside spinning and spinning and GAH. now she's whining about god knows what.

oh. she whining about a fly that won't leave her alone. sheesh. and now i hear itsy bitsy yellow polka bikini playing in the background. grrrr. i will kill if she doesn't stop the horrid music.

just great. now there's mexican music. the dancing class has really gotten to her.

so anyway, the fever i had yesterday morning has returned and woke me up at 8. i tried to wake up my dad so i'd have company but all he did was grumble and turn over the other side.

wanna know what song is playing outside now? TARZAN IS HANDSOME TARZAN IS COOL SOMETHING SOMETHING AND HIS HAIR IS LONG. and the worst part is that the woman singing it has an irritating voice. ARGH MY EARS
8:50 PM



Dear Almighty/ Omega/ Zeus/ whatever people address you these days:

may i regain my sanity along with another brain. a smarter brain that is. AND MAY I ACTUALLY PASS MY CHINESE THIS YEAR! i beg you again to revive every last bit of sanity in me. and may my metabolism finally start up all of a sudden so all the fats i gain this new year will vanish. POOF.

and and and i want a

1. teddy bear. lots and lots of teddy bears.
2. AND A HARMONY BUNNY! okay scrape that. i don't want a bunny. let alone that fluff thing Bubbles dressed up as.
3. pot.
4. hay. to fill up the gap in my little cottage roof.
5. make "Woody" drag a pine tree from some unknown coniferous forest back to Singapore and when i see how tired and exhausted "Woody" is, i'll send her back to replant the poor tree.
6. unlimited amounts of MONEYYYY
7. a shrink-o-machiney-thingamajig. to shrink those teachers and their suck up minions. lets see who gets squashed first. (sinister laughter)
8. a camel.
9. a big mansion full of pretty flowers and little bunny statues and, of course, my little cottage.
10. kazoo. bring back those childhood memories in america where i used to blow into them and then send them flying to odd corners of the house.

and last of all, i wish stan would realise that teaching is not his forte.

Amen.
6:13 AM



i was going mad with chengmei today. we would run up to the 4th floor water cooler that's right outside the male teacher toilet. the first time we went up there, the door kept swinging open and then slamming close. so we got freaked out and ran away. then the second time, we gathered up our courage and went up there to fill our bottles (or in my case, my already filled bottle. i just went up there for the fun of it).

and we filled out bottles. and with our wet hands, we sprinkled water onto the door and said"BE BLESSED!" and the door replied with a creak. and we ran away again.

haha sitting next to chengmei is so fun.

i realised i need to sleep at ten or something. i fell asleep during math and chengmei was pulling faces trying to get me to stay awake. it's like on second i'm snoozing on the table and i feel a tap on my shoulder. so i look up and see chengmei grinning like a maniac. eeeeevil table partner. we were arguing and screaming into each other's ears while threatening to stab the other with stationery.

HERE'S A SCENE:

ChengMei: (screeching) YOU ANGRY?
Rachel: (also screeching)NU I'M UPSET. I'LL STAB YOU WITH THIS PEN
C: I'LL STAB YOU WITH MY SCISSORS *snip snip*
R: EEEEEE DIE DIE DIE!

it's standard procedure. we threaten to stab each other everyday. i think janet and clarissa think i'm mad. haha perhaps i am!

WHOOP WHOOP I'M A BUNNY!
4:37 AM




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