okay. so i haven't been blogging in the past century. why? because i had my bum glued to my couch while i read this thick book that i FINALLY finished. at long last. haha i really should be reading midsummer night's dream but... all those "thy"s and "thee"s and nuptial hour blah and stuff has just got my mind twisted.

and what's more is that i'm being harassed by old man chengmei. haha i always thought she was the innocent kind who knew nothing of acting like a normal person. but she shared a joke with me today which she claimed was quite funny.

Cheng mei: what does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
Me: they're both slow.
Huiyi: *mumbles something*
Cheng mei: when they're on their back, they're both screwed!

it took a few seconds to register it but when i did, i looked at her with my " what the bleah are you doing?". but for the past few days we were laughing our brains out. over.... nothing mostly. sometimes it's because one of us made a funny insult. or sometimes it's because Cheng mei walks out of the toilet with toilet paper attached to the bottom of her shoe.

today the relieve chem teacher came to class with this pretty light blue Vaio laptop and huiyi and i were gushing over it. it was sooo cool! oh then before that during english lit, we went up to the lab and did a research on midsummer night's dream. so after a while, huiyi started looking up on bloody mary and the usual medieval murderers and decided to search on lord draco (didnt think the name draco malfoy came out of no where, did ya?) who impaled people on wooden pikes.

and then she told me about this band called Draco and the Malfoys and i was laughing because, how stupid could a band name get? so i went to search them on imeem and....

they've got songs like:

99 death eaters

my dad's rich

in which i kicked harry potter in the face

broomstick

voldemort is awesome

potions yesterday

and
party like you're evil.

the stupidity of some.
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