The first human to set foot on the island since the Cissegaran/kiasurian crisis was traveling onion peeler salesman named Sang Needa Nudda Nalala Onion Peeler, who sailed from one of the islands in Indonesia to look for new onion-peeling markets. Historical evidence suggests that Sang Needa first stepped foot on the then-unnamed Singapore circa 1644.
Bill Shakespeare is, for reasons unknown, my friend muse.
I am also currently recruiting a lookalike so they can take my exams for me. I ABHOR SCHOOL..