Dear Almighty/ Omega/ Zeus/ whatever people address you these days:

may i regain my sanity along with another brain. a smarter brain that is. AND MAY I ACTUALLY PASS MY CHINESE THIS YEAR! i beg you again to revive every last bit of sanity in me. and may my metabolism finally start up all of a sudden so all the fats i gain this new year will vanish. POOF.

and and and i want a

1. teddy bear. lots and lots of teddy bears.
2. AND A HARMONY BUNNY! okay scrape that. i don't want a bunny. let alone that fluff thing Bubbles dressed up as.
3. pot.
4. hay. to fill up the gap in my little cottage roof.
5. make "Woody" drag a pine tree from some unknown coniferous forest back to Singapore and when i see how tired and exhausted "Woody" is, i'll send her back to replant the poor tree.
6. unlimited amounts of MONEYYYY
7. a shrink-o-machiney-thingamajig. to shrink those teachers and their suck up minions. lets see who gets squashed first. (sinister laughter)
8. a camel.
9. a big mansion full of pretty flowers and little bunny statues and, of course, my little cottage.
10. kazoo. bring back those childhood memories in america where i used to blow into them and then send them flying to odd corners of the house.

and last of all, i wish stan would realise that teaching is not his forte.

Amen.
6:13 AM