i was so tired today. i had a runny nose, a bad cough and i felt so friggin feverish. and i was going mad at the same time so it left me feeling so drained. miss **** didnt come today but we had work to do so... BLAH.

i'm watching CSI now and the lines that the main character says is so precise. it's just so... planned out. which it is... being a tv series that have script writers writing out scripts. and it reminds me of those old shows back in the 19's.

SCENE ONE

A tall blonde man carrying a surfboard runs towards the screen with his eyes squinted to for the "i'm so hot and squinting makes me look hotter" look. then he shakes his shaggy mane and turns to the main camera and says in a deep low professional sounding voice:

"well mam, what seems to be the problem here?"

now a blonde woman comes into view and in an irritating high pitched voice says:

"like, i dunnoe what went wrong. it's like, oh my god. i was like, swimming, and like, this thing floated up and i'm like, oh my god." and then proceeds to break down into irritating loud "pity me. hug me and i'll totally be famous for hugging an actor" sobs.

then the blonde man says " it's okay mam. it's all under control."

*turns to second camera, smiles, and flips hair and turns back to main camera*

"have no fear.big buff blonde man is here." and flashes his pearly whites.

then a geeky girl comes up and says:

" i saw it all! that "thing" was a corpes! i saw a middle aged man, sandy hair, and (at this point i'd like you to picture this pale bony person wearing a swimsuit. oh yes. and think coke bottle glasses) HE STABBED THAT WOMAN AND JUST THREW HER INTO THE SEA! OH BUFF BLONDE MAN! PLEASE DO SOMETHING!"

and big buff blonde man, who's smiles a little faded, says" ur, yes mam. i've got it... all under control."

*turns head to the second camera and stares intensely*


stupid story i know but i can just picture it!
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