Friday, March 07, 2008
yesterday and today wang lao shi let us watch this show called The rose. starring an ugly-fiedElla (the E in S.H.E) an three "gorgeous" sick people. the beginning is the old stuff. boy breaks up with girl like what cuz she's butt ugly. then girl's grandma dies and girl is hysterical and cries a lot. and find out that HER SUPPOSEDLY DEAD MOTHER IS ALIVE! AND IS SOME FAMOUS PERSON! *GASP* oh the drama. so she lugs her empty luggage to and fro until she comes to this mansion and she meets her three step-siblings. all has the same mom, but different dads (at this point i'm is going on?! was her mom desperate or something?! can you imagine getting knocked up and having four adult kids?!).
so after showing her birth cert and what not, the siblings just go
" oh you're so damn fat. you are a pig. i'm homo and i'm prettier than you"
" *murmurs something in a low inaudible voice*"
" oh you must be the third child. you want coffee? go and make some yourself."
so the mom comes back from god knows where and recognises her and starts pacing around the room while swatting imaginary flies and touching her forehead. then she stares deeply into the fireplace...... THEN she turns around, grabs a pair of scissors and starts chopping chunks of the girl's hair off! (oh i forgot to add that she was carrying a try of coffee) and then the mom starts walking up the stairs are she pulls a i'm-so-gonna-cry face.
then the mom says "oh yes."
*she stops pulling a face*
"clean up the hair on the floor" *mom walks away*
and then the girl starts to cry.
while holding a coffee tray . what's worse is that the camera stayed there for ages focusing on her as she cries while STILL holding on to the coffee tray.
i expected her to just let the thing fall to the ground and smash to bits and recite some sort of dramatic line like "URRRRRGHHHH LOOK AT MEEEE IMMA CUT MYSELF WITH GLASS SHARDS! PITY ME AND LET ME STAY AND LIVE OFF YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! um.. BAWL."
then one of the two brothers is gay and likes the other brother. so.. not only is this show about silly dialogues and hallucinating people, it is full of incest! OH THE DRAMA!
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