i am bored.....

today some lady with the surname King came and talked about STI's. she pronounces penis as "pen-is". and she's 63 and wears shirts that expose her back *gasp*.

she refers to heterosexual people as "normal people" (wrong term woman!). which kinda hints that she finds the homos abnormal. AND we got a free book! all inclusive of graphic photos and details on how abortion takes place. the photo's where they show how the baby is aborted were drawn. but they were explained in great detail. (they jab the scissors in the child's head and use a suction thingy to suck it's brains out so the head collapses. sheeseh.) plus, they had picturs of the remains of the aborted babies.

they go over topics like homosexuality and how if stuff like homosexuality can be accepted, having sex with a cow (is that even possible?) and a corpse (SOOOO criminal minds) can also be accepted. and i'm like "wow. who knew they could publish a bokk like this. i should publish one on dead boring teachers who should be shot dead".

disclaimer: no particular person was named or described (oops. wrong word. i may have summed up the description of one teacher with the words "dead boring") hence YOU have no grounds to sue me!

DEAD BORING TEACHERS
who should be shot, skinned alive, drawn and quartered.

Introduction
ever had to sit through an entire lesson listening to your teacher read out song lyrics? or maybe they just pick on you and ask you the silliest things like "discuss what conflict is.". next thing you know, BAM! you're inferring lyrics from a song! feel the need to give the teachers a piece of your mind?

then DEAD BORING TEACHERS is a book for you!

all inclusive of graphic DIY step by step method on how to properly skin a person! we'll be doing it hunter style! book also includes past references, a how-to tutorial DVD and an interview with Mr mas selamat himself on how to make little harmless bombs out of everyday items to scare your teachers! *

*there is no guarantee that bombs are not explosive. for more information on reactive elements, pay more attention during chemistry lessons.

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