and so, last week, tuesday, i left school at 8 something to go for a competition! alright ignore that exclaimation mark. it wasn't all that fun. for one the place the competition was supposed to take place in was freezing .

and to save money, teacher thought it would be nice if three people sat in his car while the other sat in taxis to go to the poly. so jane, xiwen and debra were the *ahem* lucky few. when we got to the place, debra told about this guy who walked past her while openly picking his nose for gold. oh. and we forgot to bring the wire so we had to borrow. again. it happened last year during NJRC.

so after registering and stuff, we settled down and started asking stupid questions and then we went to the canteen for food.

i bought some cheese thing and siwen and debra bought takopachis. and we saw paul twohill.... HE HAS LONGER HAIR THAN ME. then we went back.

there was a row of empty seats in front of us that was separating us from the boy school in front (they were playing some weird computer game called taxi rush or something. ironically, the "taxi" was actually some trishaw thingy that was being pulled by some old man.) and one of the guys went in front of us and bent down to tell something to his friend. and there was the infamous butt-crack-exposed-due-to-low-riding-pants scene. at that point i took interest in the lights on the ceiling.

after another round of asking stupid questions and wondering why xiwen was studying chemistry while debra and i were re-acting the madtv "can i have yo number?" and saying phrases like "THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD LOOKS RIDICULOUS".

all this while xiwen was studying.

then there was this weirdo in front who kept burping and it was not just one time. it was a whole continuous stream of burps. haha then when it was our turn to go down to run the mouse, the mouse died. and then we had timeout and someone fixed it. then halfway through the maze, the thing went haywire and i wanted to smash it.

i wanted to buy a smoothie but in the end i didnt!
4:24 AM



Tinky Donks woke up one morning feeling like something was wrong with her face. so got up from her bed and dragged herself to the mirror. she gasped in horror.

she poked at the group of acne resembling the great wall of china that danced across her forehead and attempted to burst a few. but her plan didn't work as the pus just went into her eye and she was momentarily blinded. as if things couldn't get any worst, Tinky Donks got up and tripped over a chair and fell face first into a half eaten cream pie. she got up and sat back down in front of her mirror and looked up at her hair (or where it should have been) only to find that she was BALD.

and so i'm bored.... beyond bored.... and this certain someone keeps irritating me.... yes... that certain someone is Tinky Donks and i hope all of this happens to her one day. especially falling into a cream pie face first.

on the other hand, it doesn't sound that good an idea.
4:09 AM



haha madtv rocks! haha they did one for criss angel



flavor flav



albanian idol


8:57 AM



i was surfing youtube and i found this cute video. it's not really cute cute but i find it cute.



they've got other cool videos too. but i'm a bit lazy to post them here so i'll just take my time and post some.

eventually.
5:11 AM



i was watching parodies of harry potter, (don't laugh. i know you read harry potter fanfic. don't lie!) and i have this habit of clicking the related videos. so after i watch a video i'll just click another and another from the related vids part. and i came across a comment saying that

emma watson acts with her eyebrows.

haha i was snickering at that. i watched a few videos with her in it and it seems that her famous eyebrows are indeed doing some acting of their own, moving up (think ^^) and down (i can't find any symbol here that represents a frown) and ever so often, they seem to be hopping (up down up down turn around zhuo you shang xia DO THE SUPERMAN AND FLY HIGH HIGH).

i can't remember what i was doing yesterday but i found this



this must be what he wears to the club on gay nite. to.. y'know, pick up people who love the hello kitty and invite them over for private tea sessions while discussing about this mouthless kitty cat. and, of course, sharing his knowledge of hand sewing a hello kitty head onto a bright pink leotard. hot.

and this



check out the harry potter and the bugs bunny ones. hi-la-rious. i couldn't stop laughing.
10:09 AM



i swear. people who give options to quizzes are whack. WHACK.

i'm currently doing a quiz linghui sent me. it's called the "what will your daughter be called" quiz. i'm looking through all the options of the last question. i cannot believe how limited my options are!

okay so the question says:

Who is your dream wife/husband?

i totally missed the wife/husband part so when i saw the option eli wood/sean kingston, i immediately assumed that eli wood was short for elizah wood and laughed out loud (no! you will not get an "lol" out of me! ever! of course... not including that one) at the sean kingston.

then i saw the last option that said courtney baay/ soulja boy. and then i read the question again and groaned. I DONT WANT THE SOULJA BOY MAN OR SEAN KINGSTON TO BE MY PRETEND FUTURE HUSBAND.

then i look at my last resort and see:

sophie wright/ zac efron

someone shoot me now.

ZAC EFRON?! I WILL DIE IF I EVER MARRY A MAN WHO WEARS FAKE EYE LAHSES. but anyway, overreactions aside, i chose zac efron. because sean kingston will be talking li' tis maaan. and the soulja boy man will be shouting "YOU.... YOU..." everywhere. annoying.

and in the end, my results say my daughter's name will be penelope. because my husband like penelope cruz. hence will name my daughter penelope. this name reminds me of the stupid hamster from hamtaro.
6:19 AM