you know how some asians pronounce their "l"s as "r" vice versa and their 'b"s as "v"? i was goofing around on uncyclopedia and i came across this article :

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“I know he rocar cause he no use good glammal!”

~ Landom Asian on Vad Glammal

haha here's my translation for you slow ones"

"i know he local cause he no use good grammer!"
-random asain on bad grammer

i'm just going to edit the spelling errors! it's just too funny!

they've got a handfull of quotes hahaha read the article here .yea you click on the "here" word. why? because current technology allows me to insert a link in one word! fascinating isn't it?

haha here are the quotes with translations

Quotes

'It's erection day at schoor to detelmine the new crass readels"

it's election day at school to determine the new class leaders

"You ale worthress Arec Barrwin!"

you are worthless alec ballwin(?!)

"Comme ci comme ca!"

(what the hell)

"I learry rike rocky road."

i really like rocky road.

"I'm a ritter vit ronery!"

i'm a little bit lonely!

"You Amelicans neber tark nomar."

you americans never talk normal!

"GOD DAMN MONGORIANS!"

GOD DAMN MONGOLIANS! (i didnt write this. i swear!)

"Oh, herro."

oh, hello.

"No Smorking. Vanning wirr happen"

no smoking. banning will happen

"Bat ale you sinking avout?"

what are you thinking about?

"Oh, clap!"

oh, crap!

"I think I thoo eye puthicath"

i think i saw a puddycat? (i haven't the foggiest)

"I'm a fawking rovstal bish!"

i'm a fawking lobster whaa?

"Arr your vase are verong to us!"

all your base are belong to us!

"Vonjoul"

bonjour

"Se faile ra bise"

.....

"Belubetto Levoruva"

bald leopard

"Ooh! Led Snappah!"

ooh! red snappah!

"Gaw' damn Mogrowrians!!!! You leck my shitty waw!!"

gaw' damn monglorians!!!! you reck my shitty whackadingdingidunnoewhatthisis

"I'm just a simpull Shinese man lunnin my Shitty Wak!"

i'm just a simple chinese man running my shitty wok?

"Chirdlen, crap youl hands with Ermo!"

children, clap your hands with elmo!

"Herro, Shitty Wok, oh just a second. Herro Shitty Ailrines"

hello, shitty wok, oh wait a second. hello shitty airlines!

"Ret's arr crap fol dis man's erection bictoly!"

let's all clap for this man's election victory!

"Cut face, 500 yen"

square butt, 500 yen

"Sow wirr dat ve 2 shitty flied lice?"

so will that be two shitty fried rice?

"I learry rike fried lice."

i really like fried rice

"ITS FRIED RICE YOU PLICK!!!!"

IT'S FRIED RICE YOU PRICK

"Ooh, you ugry vrack one."

ooh, you ugly black one.

"I'm so rownrey."

i think this says "i'm so lonely" again.

"Vat you mean Japanrese pee pore habing tluvre plonouncing rettel aal[r] and rettel ewrr[l]?"

what you mean japanese people having trouble pronounce letter "r" and letter "l"?

"Fack you man!!"

understood worldwide.

"C'mon twinkre, why don't you crap youl hands?!" -Koda Kumi

c'mon twinkle, why dont you clap your hands?

"Wen sniff Glue, head get learry right."

when sniff glue, head get really light.

"Mistel Winkrel is GAY!!1! He is the wolst teachel ebel he SUXS!!2!"

mister winkler is GAY!!! he is the worst teacher ever he SUX!!! (tis sounds like bobby lee)

"Lememvel to Mayol Youl peers" - Ming Rou on measuling peliods.

incomprehensible.

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