i fell asleep early last night. or evening i should say. and i had this weird dream where everyone was in negatives (you know, the camera function that make people look dark or white when their actually opposite.... which meant that i had a black skin tone. I'M NOT BEING RACIST!) and everyone just walks around and when they open their mouths the national anthem starts playing.

then suddenly the colour comes back and i start falling into this hole that just so happened to appear from under me. as i was falling i saw a light and just as i was about to fall into it...

yeap. i hit my head and woke up. i swear. i'll burn that bed frame when my sister no longer needs it. it's friggin hazardous. but pretty useful considering the fact that i haven't fallen out of bed so far. BUT ONLY BECAUSE MY CONSTANT HEAD BANGING AGAINST THE SILLY LADDER KNOCKS ME AWAKE BEFORE I FALL.

so i went to the doctors and was having a glare competition when one of the guys who worked there. he said my weight so loudly. i wanted to head-butt him. all the people who work there were pretty loud too. there was this lady who i assumed was just going for the new student check up thingy (check eyesight, check for any bodily abnormalities, blood test urine test, and the weighing and stuff) and then the counter woman yelled her name and asked her very loudly

"how big is your wart ah?! hah? say what? can draw out anot? liddat not considered small you know!"


and i was sitting right in front so... i GUESS i wasn't reallllllly eavesdropping.

i was watching this hilarious kevjumba video and his dad is so funny. haha not intensionally i bet but still.



nuts! and the yellow m&m's part was kinda funny (you know.. the standard labeling for asians... huang pi. haha)



here's another one with the woman with the youtube account name "happyslip"


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