i went to cold storage just now with my mom cuz i was bored. so i went there to squander her moolah! joking joking..... although i was kinda responsible for the overall price coming to be around 81 bucks.

so while my mom was paying for the food, i went to look at the advertisements that were pinned up on the big bulletin board. i was scanning through the stuff (coffee maker, trapoline, action figure, breast feeding pillow... a used one that is) and i saw this advertisement:

Mandarin Tutor.

internationally aclaimed tutor from godknowswhere. effectively bilingual.

at this point i wasn't sure if the person was exaggerating but i figured from what i read so far that she probably isn't that bad. then i went to the middle part and almost burst out laughing.

she wrote:

.... beautiful, good voice. good fashion sense....

look, bimbo, serioudly. who's gonna hire you as a mandarin tutor because you have good fashion sense and are, i quote, 'beautiful'? really. plus, look at our chinese teachers. majority aren't all that, ahem, good looking.

anyways, i came home, made macaronie, felt fat, and went to watch teevee :) must study!
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