changed my blogskin again! it looks kinda ugly with the imeem box sticking out at the bottom. haha i was looking at the preview just now and i realised that once you open the blog section, you have to scroll down all the way to get to the other sections.

on top of that there's the grey box where they have the sign in sign out thingy that blocks the minute picture. oh well. BUT THE BOXES ARE SO FUN! THEY SLIDE OPEN AND CLOSE haha

had such a hard time looking on bloskins.com for a good skin. ended up with this one ah well!
3:28 AM



I AM SO BOREDED

I WAS SO BORED TODAY, I CREATED ANOTHER RUNESCAPE ACCOUNT! ONLY TO REALISE THAT THE ONLY THING I WAS ABLE TO DO WAS TO FISH FOR PRAWNS AND CHOP DOWN TREES ( it was super lame. congratulations! you have now reached tree chopping level two! )


so after fiddling around with the buttons and attacking random people and running away (AND KILLING 7 TROLLS MUAHAHAHAHA) i decided to leave my dorkiness behind! and what did i do after that?


i went to wake up my parents just to annoy them! yayyyyyyyyyyyy! cuz it was 4 in the afternoon and they were being lazy. and cuz i was bored. my dad kicked me for that. and then my sister came and started yelling about me not turning off the toilet lights and she was:


sister: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH ENERGY YOU WASTE LEAVING THE LIGHTS ON?!
me: no... how much?
sister:... A LOT!

so since my brain is bursting with boredom, i will talk about singaporean art! don't we all love local art? *cough* it's just like our local poets! *violent cough* ever so.. vibrant!

take for example this.. naked pink statue. very original, not to mention pink, isn't it? his willy's been yellowed out so that my blog won't be rated as one with mature content (huiyi once told me that she couldn't view my blog cuz her computer had a program that blocks sites containing explicit contents)

but i'll admit.. there are some good ones... i just probably haven't found them on google pictures yet (despite looking through 5 pages) :)

i caught my dad watching this japanese version of buffed up power rangers on OKTO.



2:25 AM



i was on facebook and joined the I LOVE RANDOM INTERESTING FACTS group. it's really ,as the title suggests, random and super amusing. i'll just post some here and bold the ones i find funny... well to me at least! haha enjoy laughing at the randomness of it!

Part one

The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 ft

Bananas aren’t fruit! They are a type of herb

A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court

A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear

Fingernails grow fastest on the hand you favor

Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave( ahaha i have to try this out)

For beer commercials, they add liquid detergent to the beer to make it foam more

Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine

The most popular sport as a topic for a film is boxing

If you went out into space, you would explode before you suffocated because there's no air pressure

Out of all the senses, smell is most closely linked to memory

The Earth gets heavier each day by tons, as meteoric dust settles on it

Human birth control pills work on gorillas

To burn off one plain M&M candy, you need to walk the full length of a football field.

By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand

The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan

The Amazon rainforest produces more than 20% the world's oxygen supply

Nearly 30% of female lottery winners hide their winning ticket in their bras

Children laugh about 400 times a day, while adults laugh on average only 15 times a day

Every three seconds, a new baby is born

Harrison Ford has a species of spider named after him

Jean -Claude Van Damme learned to speak English by watching the cartoon 'The Flintstones.'

You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.

Coconuts kill more people in the world than sharks do. Approximately 150 people are killed each year by coconuts

Part two

Until the 1960's men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland.

Gloucestershire airport in England used to blast Tina Turner songs on the runways to scare birds away

Most cell phone antennas have no purpose other than to make people believe that flipping up a 2 inch antenna just gave them better reception. They are not connected to any circuitry

You mostly breathe from only one nostril at a time

Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors

Native Americans do not have to pay tax on their land

One quarter of the human brain is used to control the eyes.

Under extreme stress, some octopuses will eat their own arms (this i wanna see! haha)

'Jedi' is an official religion, with over 70,000 followers, in Australia.

Muhammad is the most common name in the world

If a surgeon in Ancient Egypt lost a patient while performing an operation, his hands were cut off

The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a 'Friday the 13th'.

People with blue eyes are better able to see in the dark

A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.

An egg will float if placed in water in which sugar has been added.

A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball made of rubber

When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour

Men laugh longer, louder, and more often than women

Unlike dogs, pigs, and some other mammals, humans cannot taste water. They taste only the chemicals and impurities in the water

The average housewife walks 10 miles a day around the house doing her chores.

There are more telephones than people in Washington, D.C

The average human body contains enough iron to make a small nail.

A rat can go without water longer than a camel can.

Young children can entirely regrow lost fingertips above the top joint, including the bone, skin and nail!

A kangaroo cannot jump if its tail is off the ground

97% of all paper money in the US contains traces of cocaine

Dragonflies have six legs but cannot walk

The venom of the king cobra is so deadly that just one gram of it can kill 150 people

Up to the age of six or seven months a child can breathe and swallow at the same time. An adult cannot do this

If you cut off a snail's eye, it will grow a new one

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off. (interesting... no wonder they rarely show mantises mating on documentaries)
6:44 AM



today, we all went to school for the career workshop, or as i like to call it, a complete waste of time and money. except for the parts where we found out our personality types and the funny videos that they showed during the 4 hour snooze fest workshop.

at the end, huiyi and i were filling up our feedback forms with crap (for feedback to the speakers, well, i kinda wrote some math formula. haha). but the speakers were nice... i was merely mindblowingly bored. anyhoo i searched youtube for the rowan atkinson clips. haha he's hilarious


ELEMENTARY DATING


PINK TIGHTS AND PLENTY OF PROPS


AMAZING JESUS


FATAL BEATINGS

4:56 AM



so over there i made the conclusion that the dudes there are abnormally stick skinny and the harajuku (or as my dad say, haracukoo in tribute of all the.. unique people there) cosplayers really take their dressing up seriously. i saw this guy wearing this shirt that had boobs on it and this lady with NEON YELLOW HIGHLIGHTS. scary. and some ang mohs joined in the fun but the are no match for the jap cosplayers.

i saw lots of guys carrying handbags but i'll just call them manbags to, you know, give em more of a manly flare. so the guys will just walk around carrying their colourful manbags that came in an array of colours (inclusive of a pink one). but of course they look considerably better than singaporean men doing that. here, they wear oversized shirt (that have an arrow pointing downwards saying "heaven this way". joking joking) , printed shorts and flip-flops while carrying their girlfriend's huge handbag. you might say that their being nice, or really secure of their manhood to do so. but i say, THEY HAVE A FETISH FOR HANDBAGS. no just kidding. i have no idea what they were thinking holding handbags manbags.

and the moms and dads there are really young looking. in fact, they don't look like parents at all. there was this lady who had bleached her hair blonde. she was wearing this puffy vest and really short shorts and fur-rimmed boots. and she was holding hads with two wee little kids. TWO KIDS AND SHE WAS SO SKINNNNNNNYYYYYYYY.

then i saw this guy with a rocking hair style, a suave black shirt, tight leather pants and black boots. all in all, he looked every bit rockstar-ish... save for the fact that he was pushing a baby pram that was pink.

serious! and comparing with the peeps here, it's pretty obvious most of the times. the guys usually have the look or responsibility and the dad hairstyle. which is just a flat boring hairstyle. and the moms, well, they just look worn out and dress funny.

then again i may be wrong. ah well. i hate school and potatos.
2:50 AM






i'm back from japan already and i feel really lazy. anyways, just a random piece of news, i like it when there's turbulence during plane rides cuz it's kinda like those 3d mobile thingies where they seat you in this mechanism that goes up and down as you watch some 3d film... or something like that.

so the destination that my rents decided to go to was shinagawa and we went to this hotel that had such a pretty lobby but a not so nice room (the sheets had BLOOD STAINS on it!) then we went out to eat dinner at this little ramen store.

then the next day my mom, aunt, grammy and i went to ueno market cuz my mom wanted to look at fish (and eat sample food) and my grandma wanted to buy apples and i didn't want to go to disneyland with my dad and sis cuz he never lets me ride the nice rides (aiyah go for the one that's not so high la! later you fly off the coaster how?)


along the way to the market (where we got lost) my aunt was telling my the story of when she and her friend went to Nepal and they were happily drying their clothes and warming themselves in front of this nice warm fire only to find that the fire was fueled by patties of yak poop.
OMELETTE MAN!

so along the way we passed by a kabuki theater! it looked pretty and i managed to watch some kabuki performances there in japan.... on the hotel tv. the scenery there was nice too. my mom led us to this noodle store and the noodles was fab. a tad bit salty but really good. and we also went to this omelette placey and the omelettes were really delish! i think they put sugar in it too. AND I BOUGHT MITARASHI DANGO AGAIN MUAHAHAHAHA. and my mom was giving me the 'you'll grow fat talk'.
noodlesssssss

kabuki theater! blocked by a tree!

kabuki theater! now blocked by cars!



and it was really hilarious cuz along the way, we saw a couple of old aunties with purple hair! haha it was so funny cuz their hair at the base was white and they ave this crop of purple on top. my aunt and i came to the agreement that they used black dye that was purple based and the black stuff kinda... didnt stick around. so whie my mom was eating free smaples (code term: let's go eat food!) my aunt and i wandered off and found ourselves snapping photos and looking at knife stores. they have lots and lotsa knives! and they even had this huge one with a huge blade.

KNIVES!

a lil blurry but click to enlarge. you can see the cute little dinky stuff down there too!

japanese people are stick skinny and their shows are quite amusing even though i havent a clue what their talking about. one minute their watching this sad film about this couple breaking up and the next they start laughing cuz this guy got really mad. talk about personality change. and there was this one that was really ridiculous cuz they put three guys alone in this room and for some unknown reason the youngest dude stripped down to his undies... yea...

:)
8:01 PM